The Strongest Superpowered Couple in History

"Mr. President, we've identified that mutant's ability," a CIA agent reported. "His power is 'the ability to defeat anyone named Lin Tiannan.'"

"WTF?" the President of the United States asked in irritation. "How can the strongest mutant in history have such a trash ability?!"

"Mr. President, that's because he has a girlfriend," the CIA agent explained. "Her power is 'the ability to change other people's names.'"

The President of the United States: "..."

They are a pair of sworn enemies who clash in everything-from their birth charts and the Five Elements to their zodiac signs, personalities, values, and even daily habits. They hate each other to death, yet cannot be apart.