When the Whole Wealthy Family Can Hear My Thoughts

Fang Ning transmigrates into a novel with a powerhouse heroine-as the troublemaking supporting character.

In the original plot, she is the heroine's meddlesome sister-in-law, who tears the family apart. The heroine eventually rises above it all, while Fang Ning ends up on the streets and meets a miserable fate.

After reading the plot, Fang Ning decides: Why be a wicked villain? Why not be a laid-back sister-in-law instead? When the time comes, I can get divorced, take the money, and travel the world. Doesn't that sound amazing?

So Fang Ning decides to coast through life and, along the way, tone down her reputation as a perpetual troublemaker.

When the heroine, Ji Xiangyi, brings a man home, Fang Ning immediately declares, "Such a handsome man and beautiful woman. You're truly a match made in heaven."

[Just yesterday, this man had a woman on each arm. Should I tell her or not? What a headache.]

Wait, heroine, what are you doing? Why are you beating him up?

Ji Xiangchen comes home for dinner, and a drama he starred in happens to be playing on the television. Fang Ning says, "Wow, your acting is so good! You're so devoted, so moving!"

[Rumor has it he's been getting frisky with the actress playing the fourth female lead. But she's already three months pregnant, so are they actually together or not? I need the gossip! I want to ask so badly!]

Huh? What? You're saying the baby isn't yours-and you have even more gossip?

When Ji Xiangzhou gets insulted by an elementary school kid while gaming, Fang Ning consoles him with heartfelt sincerity. "How could he call you trash? He's trash! His whole family is trash!"

[Seriously, you can't even beat an elementary school brat? Zero kills and thirteen deaths? Calling you trash isn't an insult-it's a fact! Let me play. I guarantee I'll rack up the kills!]

Hey, little brother, why are you looking at me like that?

Fang Ning discovers that somewhere along the way, her attempt to change her image has taken a strange turn.

The heroine drags her out shopping every day, saying shopping beats dating and telling her never to trust lousy men.

Whenever Ji Xiangchen comes home, he seeks her out to share the juiciest entertainment-industry gossip.

Every night, Ji Xiangzhou asks her to help him climb the ranks, battling elementary school brats together in the arena.

Ji Xiangnian married Fang Ning because of their parents, but she is not his idea of a wife. Most importantly, she does not get along with his younger siblings, so he plans to divorce her.

But when he returns home, everything has changed.

[Am I putting on a convincing enough show of devotion? Maybe I should ham it up a little more. That should get me a bigger divorce settlement, right?]

[Why is he looking at me so strangely? He isn't planning to make a move on me, is he?]

[Sure, he's very handsome, but the only thing I like about him is his money.]

Even more baffling are his siblings:

Ji Xiangyi: "Sister-in-law! My company just signed a new batch of artists. My brother looks like a walking corpse every day. Why not trade him in for a new husband?"

Ji Xiangchen: "My brother is a jerk. He's not worth it! Get a divorce. I'll find you a lawyer who can get you a bigger share of the assets."

Ji Xiangzhou: "I'm all for it. He leaves you sleeping alone every night. I'll introduce you to one of my buddies-young and strong."

Ji Xiangnian: "..."

Excuse me, isn't this a rather drastic personality change for all three of you?

Upcoming novel: Is Campus Heartthrob Gu Still Homophobic Today?

Lin Lü is a thoroughly straight guy whose lifelong dream is to find a fair-skinned, beautiful girlfriend with long legs.

One day, he has a dream in which a man with six-pack abs pins him beneath his body. And that man is none other than Gu Yan, the campus celebrity and famously homophobic heartthrob.

In the dream, Gu Yan tells him that he will move into the dorm during the third week of the semester. Lin Lü will fall for him, pursue him relentlessly, pester and seduce him, and eventually they will get together.

In the third week of the semester, the dorm supervisor walks in with the campus heartthrob Gu behind her and announces that a new student is moving into their room.

His future beautiful, long-legged girlfriend has turned into a long-legged boyfriend.

Absurd-and thrilling.

Lin Lü tells his roommate about the dream in which a man will one day pin him down.

His roommate suggests, "He's homophobic. Pretend you're gay so his homophobia makes him hate you."

Lin Lü nods, immediately gets the idea, and enthusiastically starts pretending to be gay.

When the campus heartthrob Gu comes out of the shower wearing a pair of tiny shorts, Lin Lü whistles flippantly. "Those long legs are so straight."

He Yan: "If you're sick, take your medicine."

Lin Lü keeps at it. "You've got such a perky ass. I like it."

Gu Yan: "Turn right outside the campus gates and go ten kilometers. There's a psychiatric hospital."

Finally, after much deliberation, Lin Lü decides to go all out for the sake of saving his own backside. "I think I kind of like you. Mind if I pursue you?"

Gu Yan: "If you keep harassing me, I'll call the police."

Just as Lin Lü thinks victory is within reach and decides to stop pretending to be gay and start flirting with other people, he suddenly realizes that the way Gu Yan looks at him is getting increasingly strange.

One day, just after Lin Lü steps out of the shower, Gu Yan pins him against the wall and kisses him ravenously. His low voice carries an unmistakable hint of danger. "All right, you win. I'm yours. My legs, my whole body-every part of me belongs to you."

Lin Lü: "..."

Weren't you fucking homophobic?

Later, on a king-size hotel bed, a completely naked Gu Yan presses Lin Lü, his forehead damp with sweat, against those long, straight legs. His voice is suggestive. "Well? Do you still like these legs?"

Lin Lü wants to cry, but no tears come.

If you're interested, please add it to your reading list!

Theme: A harmonious family makes everything prosper.