Making a Man Blush with Two Sentences!

Question: How quickly could someone change their expression?

At the very least, Wang Tianyi and Tang San had not reacted at all. By the time they came to their senses, Yu Xiaogang had already put on a different face. He crouched down eagerly, staring at Wang Tianyi with blazing eyes, unconsciously breathing heavily. His eyes were full of excitement, like a pig entering spring.

If Tang San had been petrified upon hearing Yu Xiaogang's Soul Power Level earlier, then he completely shattered now! Shattered so thoroughly that even 520 glue could not put him back together.

What the hell? Wasn't he supposed to be a master theorist? Hadn't he been furious just now? So arrogant before, yet so deferential afterward—it was laughable! How could Tang San's teacher have no backbone at all? He admitted that a six-year-old, Level 14 One-Ring Soul Master was astonishing, but there was no need to make such a clown of himself, right?

Tang San had only just arrived in this world and knew little about many things, but Yu Xiaogang was different. He had been involved in the soul master world for decades! Drawing upon the works of his predecessors, he had created his own theories and summarized some useful insights. Naturally, his knowledge and experience were extraordinary.

A first-year freshman who had just enrolled possessing Level 14 Soul Power—what did that mean? It meant Wang Tianyi's Innate Soul Power had to be above Level Nine, and was most likely even Innate Full Soul Power! Moreover, this brat's first soul ring had to be a century-old soul ring approaching the limit! Low-level soul masters cultivated quickly, but not so absurdly quickly as Wang Tianyi. In Yu Xiaogang's eyes, Wang Tianyi was no longer a brat who had offended him, but a future Titled Douluo! The best tool to help him complete his theories and become famous across the continent!

Tang San, with his Twin Martial Souls, was naturally the apple of his eye, but he was unwilling to let a genius like Wang Tianyi slip away as well. Taking one disciple was taking one disciple; taking two was the same. If this brat's martial soul happened to be some powerful mutated martial soul... Hehe, Heaven truly had not treated Yu Xiaogang poorly!

If he took both boys as disciples, then in the future he would be the teacher of two Titled Douluo! Thinking even more wildly, they could become two future gods! Becoming gods—he, their teacher, would benefit enormously as well. He might even ascend to the God Realm alongside them, then use his formidable theoretical knowledge to win over the strongest beings in the God Realm and conveniently take them as disciples...

What was so impressive about raising two gods? Yu Xiaogang wanted to become the teacher of God Kings, even the entire God Realm!

At that thought, Yu Xiaogang was so delighted that his snot nearly bubbled out. If Wang Tianyi knew what he was thinking, he would definitely laugh until he could not breathe.

Yu Xiaogang: Tang San, I chose the Datura Snake as your soul ring and gave you a trash soul skill like Entanglement. Would you resent me for it?

Tang San: I can never repay your grace in this life! Teacher, this is Nine-Rank Purple Ganoderma...

Yu Xiaogang: Tang San, now that you've become a God King, when will you take your teacher to the God Realm so I can enjoy some blessings too?

Tang God King: Xiaogang, you've already broken through Level 30. Are you still not satisfied?

It could only be said that Yu Xiaogang really had a knack for teaching disciples. He had forcibly raised Tang San, whose mind had been deeply rooted in the belief that Heaven, Earth, ruler, parents, and teacher came first, into the pure and spotless Tang Buddha. Still, no one else could really be blamed for that. After all, Yu Xiaogang had only provided Tang San with important help in his early days, and one Nine-Rank Purple Ganoderma had repaid all of Tang San's debts to Yu Xiaogang—or at least, that was what Tang San believed. They owed each other nothing! If I took you to ascend to the God Realm, and the other gods learned that I, a dignified God King, had a teacher with only Level 30 Soul Power, wouldn't they laugh their teeth out?

Looking at Yu Xiaogang, who was speaking confidently and spouting alarmist nonsense, Wang Tianyi no longer had the energy to mock him. The smile on his face became increasingly teasing, while the contempt in his eyes nearly solidified into substance. His arrogant persona took control.

[Detected that Yu Xiaogang wishes to take the host as his disciple! Choice triggered!]

[Choice One: Kneel and acknowledge him as your master! Treat Yu Xiaogang as your own biological father!]

[Reward: The title "Invincible Heaven-Burning Blazing Flame Annihilation Abyss Terror Bootlicker of Nine Heavens Thunder Twin Kicks"! This title can stack your teacher Yu Xiaogang's cultivation speed, causing your Soul Power Level to soar like a rocket!]

[Choice Two: Eat shit! Reject him outright!]

[Reward: A one-time trial card for Guanjiangkou Erlang, the True Lord Who Manifests Sainthood's "strongest" magic treasure—the Flying Cape ×1. Please use it with caution; after all, stealing a dog's blanket is very impolite.]

[Choice Three: Say nothing and beat him to death!]

[Reward: Soul Power Level ×2! What the hell is this idiot rambling about? Take my Armstrong-style Armstrong Spiral Wish-Fulfilling Golden Cudgel!]

The system prompt sounded again, and Wang Tianyi's spirits lifted. Sure enough, it confirmed his guess! Apart from certain key events, encountering characters who had appeared in the original story made it easier to trigger system choices!

And right now, there were three choices laid out before Wang Tianyi.

Join the party, go solo, or fight to his heart's content! The rewards were simple and straightforward, but Wang Tianyi could not help ridiculing them.

Was the reward for your first choice serious? Never mind how you came up with that thunderous title, but what did it mean by stacking Yu Xiaogang's cultivation speed? That trash was already Level 29, and his Soul Power had not budged in eight hundred years. What use was stacking that? It would be more practical to give him a random pair of panties.

The third choice was truly tempting! Soul Power ×2? That meant his current Level 14 Soul Power would directly become Level 28 Soul Power! A six-year-old Level 28 Soul Grandmaster? Such a monster had never appeared in the entire history of Douluo Continent! Still, it was only tempting. Wang Tianyi was not reckless enough to actually bash Yu Xiaogang to death with one stick. After all, Spirit Hall still had a crazy woman. If she learned that Yu Xiaogang had died at his hands, Wang Tianyi could directly transmigrate to another world...

After thinking it over, only the second choice suited Wang Tianyi's tastes. And it was Erlang, the True Lord Who Manifests Sainthood's magic treasure? The Heaven-Sweeping Cloak?

It was actually just Xiaotian Dog's blanket...

But in the Heavenly Court, if you called me Xiaotian Dog, I would not bother arguing with you. Yet after leaving the Heavenly Court and coming to this fantasy-floor-tile world, what do you think you should call me?

Never mind one of Xiaotian Dog's blankets—even a single dog hair from his body would be a supreme divine weapon in the world of Douluo Continent! Though the Heaven-Sweeping Cloak only had one use authorization, it was still an utterly invincible trump card!

Thus, Wang Tianyi dug into his ear and casually flicked a bit of grime onto Yu Xiaogang's head.

"Take you as my master? Do you think I'm like that little idiot beside you? You long-winded fraud, you're a Level 29 Soul Grandmaster. What qualifications do you have to teach me? The Ten Core Competencies of Martial Soul? If they're really as awesome as you claim, then break through to Soul Elder for me to see!"

"Also, with your cultivation, what advice could you possibly offer when I absorb thousand-year or even Ten Thousand Year Soul Rings in the future? After all, you've never absorbed one yourself. Still, I'm curious, Uncle. You speak so confidently about the Soul Ring limits of Soul Elders and even higher-level Soul Masters, but how do you know? What evidence do you have? And where did that evidence come from?"

Question: How could you make a man blush with two sentences?

Answer: Right in front of you!