Z Fighters' Everyday Chat

Son Wuling quickly bought a smartphone and also bought six or seven Wi-Fi routers. He then asked Pilaf to install two at the martial arts gym, one on each of the two floors of his house, and one on the first and second floors of Goku's house.

As for the network signal problem, Pilaf can easily solve it without spending any money! Moreover, Son Wuling also took a look at the Flying Pigeon, which was very similar to his previous life's pigeon, but more advanced.

After creating an account, he set his profile picture to a photo of himself and Number 18 drinking couple's juice. Number 18's profile picture was the same. After everything was ready, Son Wuling was invited by Number 18 to join the Z Fighters chat group!

You've been added to the Z Fighters chat group by Number 18, feel free to speak your mind!

Videl: "Great! Master is coming in, welcome, welcome!"

Satan: "+1!"

Son Goku: "+2!"

Broly: "+3!"

Son Gohan: "+4!"

Vegeta: "Heh... Son Wuling, you're online too!"

King Yemma: "Hahaha... Wuling, it's been a long time! When do you have time to visit?"

Son Wuling: "Σ(っ°Д °;)っ..."

Son Wuling: "You must have time, King Yemma! But speaking of which, how come you have internet in Hell and can chat with us?"

Son Goku: "Hahaha... I was the one who brought them there, all thanks to Bulma! Thank you, Bulma!"

Bulma: "Son, you're welcome. Son Wuling, @ Number 18, why aren't you planning to get married?"

Vegeta: "What? Hey, what's wrong with you two? You're Tien inseparable, why do you suddenly not want to get married anymore?"

Number 18: "I just feel that getting married is so troublesome and complicated!"

Son Wuling: "That's right, and we'll have bad luck before the wedding. One's family home will burn down, one will be struck by lightning, one will choke on cold water, and one will fart and hit their heel. Who knows what will happen to me and Number 18?"

Son Goku: "(▼皿▼#)"

Krillin: "(Angry `Д´Angry)"

Tien Shinhan: "(ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻"

Vegeta: "(#`皿´)<Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry!!!"

Son Wuling: "Wow, chat groups are really good for padding word counts now! Sending emoticons doesn't feel weird at all! From now on, we can openly use chat groups to pad word counts!"

Broly: "Don't say that, Mr. Wuling. Cell has been padded out for over sixty chapters, while I, the Legendary Super Saiyan, haven't even had six chapters from my first appearance to being defeated by you, Mr. Wuling! I, the Legendary Super Saiyan, have absolutely no prestige! (ﾉಥ益ಥ)"

Videl: "There's water, Master. We've all used almost all our strength and intelligence to fight Cell. It's been almost four days, incredibly intense, with no chance to catch our breath. If we really wanted to pad it out, we could easily fill nearly two hundred chapters!"

Vegeta: "Ha... water is water, what are you arguing about? Little fox, let's not talk about anything else, Son Wuling, Number 18, what are you two thinking? Even I, the Saiyan Prince, am married, what makes you two Earthling inferior to me?"

Number 18: "A tail!"

Son Wuling: "Saiyan have their own built-in golden hair dye!"

Broly: "I'm going to dye this thing green!"

Son Gohan: "Marriage is terrifying! So that's why Grandpa's house burned down because Dad and Mom got married!"

Ox-King: "..."

Chi-Chi: "..."

Videl: "Heh... then you'll be like my dad from now on, just find a cucumber and go get yourself!"

Piccolo: "??? Gohan, you... uh, never mind!"

King Kai: "Go find a cucumber yourself, hahaha... Is this a new joke? Hahahaha..."

Snow: "Are children this young already deciding their entire lives?"

Satan: "Cucumbers are indeed very useful; they can clear heat and reduce internal fire. @Sun Son Wuling, @No Number 18, Master, Mistress, don't worry, I absolutely did not use the cucumbers for personal purposes, don't worry!"

Son Wuling: "..."

Number 18: "..."

Back to reality, at this moment, Number 18 jumped up from the sofa and unceremoniously pounced on Son Wuling. With his right hand, he skillfully twisted Son Wuling's body, causing Son Wuling to let out a scream!

"It hurts! Number 18, what are you doing?"

Son Wuling picked up Number 18 like a doll, placed her aside, and rubbed the spot where she had just been pinched.

Number 18 pouted and tilted his head, saying, "I don't know!"

Son Wuling, looking at Android 17 who was still engrossed in his game, replied, "I don't know either, Satan..."

Suddenly, the phone rang with a red envelope notification, and even Android 17, who had been playing games, stopped and quickly took out his phone.

In the chat group, Tights sent a red envelope to multiple people!

Son Wuling quickly clicked in! The amount he grabbed almost made his jaw drop—0.01 yuan! Chi-Chi, on the other hand, had the best luck, grabbing 433 yuan!

Videl: "Hahaha... Which unlucky guy managed to snag a single cent? It's hilarious! A thousand-yuan red envelope, and he actually managed to get a single cent? Hahaha..."

Son Wuling: "It's me. What's wrong, Videl? Are you happy?"

Videl: "Σ(っ°Д °;)っ I'm sorry, Teacher Wuling, I was wrong!"

Son Wuling: "You and Gohan have been chatting in the group chat all day. Have you done your homework? Videl, you don't want to grow up unable to recognize words, and not even know basic addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division, do you?"

Chiaotzu: "(▼皿▼#), I suspect you're talking about me, but I have no proof!"

Videl: "I'm sorry, Master, ಥ_ಥ, I won't do it again, I was really wrong!"

Son Gohan: "I'm an innocent bystander, but don't worry, Uncle Wuling, my studies haven't suffered. I can still get perfect scores on my tests, and I haven't given up martial arts either. I'll listen to you and start training in the Spirit Immortal School, only keeping my Super Saiyan 4 transformation!"

Videl: "Gohan, you... (▼皿▼#)"

Son Wuling: "Well done, Videl! Gohan, look at yourself! Your power level is only over ten million, and you haven't even opened your Lower Dantian yet. You need to learn from Gohan. And Satan, you need to keep an eye on Videl's studies too!"

Satan: "Understood, Master! I will keep a close eye on Videl."

Chiaotzu: "Are you implying something about me?"

Krillin: "Ten million!"

Tien Shinhan: "The martial arts school is opening, farewell!"

Yamcha: "If I were in the Flower Street, I could become Sage in no time!"

Master Roshi: "Although he can't compare to Vegeta and the other Saiyan, he's still pretty good. Wuling's Spirit Immortal School mantle has indeed found a successor!"

Videl: "(｡ò ∀ ó｡) Is that so, Master! Is what Master Roshi said true? I will inherit the mantle of the Spirit Immortal School!"

Son Wuling: "I'm not dead yet! I've opened up all my Dantian now. As long as I can comprehend Ultra Instinct, I can break the shackles of life, and my life force will increase. But Videl, Master Roshi was right, I really need you to shoulder the responsibility of the Spirit Immortal School!"

Videl: "O(≧v≦)o Master, don't worry, I will definitely study hard and in the future I will definitely shoulder the responsibility of the Spirit Immortal School! I will definitely not let you down!"

Vegeta: "We're getting off-topic again, Son Wuling. Have you and Number 18 really decided not to get married?"