The Damnable Power Couple
"Wow, Number 18, you sang so well!"
Tights, Chi-Chi, Snow, and the others clapped their hands and shouted at Number 18.
Snow leaned against the wall, propping herself up, and said lazily, "Number 18, how did you and Wuling decide to get married on August 17th?"
Number 18's pretty face was flushed, and she sat on the floor like a little child, pouting.
"Hmph, that bastard Son Wuling! He initially wanted to set the wedding date for August 18th, which is my birthday!"
Wow, how romantic!
Tights looked on with envy.
Chi-Chi asked in confusion, "Then why do we need to do it a day in advance?"
"Oh..."
Number 18 puffed out her cheeks in anger, downed her beer in one gulp, and complained, "Romantic my foot! This bastard chose to have our wedding date on the same day as my birthday so he could give me one less gift every year. Men's words are just lies! I'm so angry!"
"Ah..."
Tights, Snow, Chi-Chi, and the others were all stunned. Was there really such a tactic?
Number 18 complained angrily, "So after our wedding anniversary, I have to celebrate my birthday too! That bastard Son Wuling, I'll never forgive him!"
The first rays of sunlight illuminated Mount Paozu!
The tender shoots of grass and trees on Mount Paozu seem to be welcoming a new day!
Suddenly, a piercing scream shattered the morning tranquility of Mount Paozu.
"Aaaaaah..."
Inside the martial arts gym, Vegeta looked at himself in a bikini, his Saiyan tail wrapped around his waist. His original clothes had been somehow stripped off and tossed in a corner some distance away, and the blankets covering him were from Son Gohan.
"What's wrong?"
Seeing someone about to wake up, Vegeta grabbed his clothes and hurriedly ran to the bathroom in the martial arts gym. As he changed, his lips trembled with anger. He vaguely remembered that his last memory was of being used Son Wuling by Goling to sing, and then he dreamed that he had returned to the time when he was dressed as a woman. He put his bikini under his clothes and avoided his fate of being sexually assaulted.
But reality was completely opposite to his dream. What exactly happened after he got drunk and fell asleep? Why was he stripped naked and then dressed in a bikini?
Meanwhile, on the other side, Videl and Son Gohan hid in the training ground, each holding a camera and showing excited smiles.
Videl laughed, "That's hilarious, Gohan! Last night, Android Number 18's wife Gurenge' while hugging Bulma, hahaha..."
Son Gohan replied in surprise, "Sigh, Uncle Wuling was the same. He was singing ' Borrow Five Hundred Years from Heaven ' while hugging Uncle Vegeta, and then Uncle Vegeta was stripped naked by Dad, Uncle Wuling, Uncle Piccolo, Uncle Tien Shinhan, Android 17 and put in a bikini!"
"Holy crap, he's dressed as a woman again! Let me see, let me see, Gohan..."
Videl's eyes widened in surprise, and she cursed out loud. Were the boys' stuff really this exciting? She grabbed Son Gohan's arm and pleaded.
Son Gohan plays the video recording, Videl leans on Son Gohan shoulder, looking very natural, as the two watch the recording of the incident together!
Son Gohan complained, "Uncle Vegeta and Aunt Bulma are really unlucky! They both fell victim to the evil deeds of Uncle Wuling and Aunt Number 18."
Videl took Son Gohan's arm and whispered, "Aunt Bulma got up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, but she accidentally wandered into Master Wuling's bedroom in her sleep, and then..."
Videl's expression changed drastically; she could already picture Son Wuling about to explode. She continued, "Finally, Aunt Bulma, still half asleep, ran to the bathroom, hugged the toilet, and sang ' Gradually Drawn to You!' Then she fell asleep and I had to take her back to her room."
Son Gohan was feeling a bit overwhelmed. He already anticipated that Mount Paozu would probably explode, but looking at Videl, all his fear and dread vanished. Although he was young, he was now the strongest, and even his Uncle Wuling was no match for him.
"So, Videl, you deliberately let Bulma into my bedroom, didn't you?"
Videl laughed loudly, "Yeah, hahaha... I never expected Aunt Bulma to use Master Wuling's room as a toilet! I thought Bulma had the wrong room, but I couldn't stop her even if I wanted to, hahaha..."
Suddenly, Son Gohan and Videl froze, their smiles vanishing abruptly. Two chilling killing intents made them swallow nervously.
The two turned their heads mechanically. Son Wuling and Number 18 crossed their arms over their chests, revealing mocking smiles, causing the video camera in their hands to fall to the ground.
"Master, Master, Master's wife, why are you walking so quietly in the hallway!"
Videl was on the verge of tears; her petite body was trembling uncontrollably!
"Well, Videl, you called me unlucky in the chat group before, and now you're even bolder! You've really grown up, your wings have hardened."
"No, Master, I didn't, Master Wuling, I was really wrong."
At this moment, Videl was clinging to Son Wuling's leg, acting all cute and cuddly, rubbing her little face against him like a kitten.
"You... sigh, alright, Bulma already told me before she left, Videl, today you and Gohan take the carpet and bed from my room and burn them, then go to the storeroom, get a new bed, and move it to the empty room on the other side of the second floor."
Son Wuling gently rubbed Videl's little head. He and Videl, the master and disciple, were like father and daughter. Now Videl had grown up quite a bit.
"Yes, Master, we'll be there right away!"
After giving an OK sign, Videl grabbed Son Gohan's hand, handed the video camera to Son Wuling, Number 18 then quickly left.
Son Wuling and Number 18 stared blankly at the video camera in their hands, exchanged a glance, and smiled faintly.
Yesterday was so much fun! We all made some really embarrassing mistakes, and so did the other two, but it wasn't bad at all. We completely let loose and even felt much better.
Bulma's House!
Compared to Son Goku, who can be reminisced about and even talked about years later, Number 18, Vegeta and Bulma now seem to have lost their faith and are living in a daze.
Bulma locked herself in her bedroom and wouldn't come out. She even left Trunks in Dr. Brief's care. Mrs. Brief was completely out of her depth yesterday.
Vegeta did the same, locking himself in the Gravity Room and training without saying a word! He really lost face!
"Son Wuling, you bastard! How can there be someone like you in this world?!"
Vegeta let out a furious roar, completely abandoning his plan to take revenge on Son Wuling. He couldn't outmaneuver him, but given the chance, he would never let Son Wuling get away with it.
At this very moment, Bulma in the bedroom and Vegeta in the Gravity Room simultaneously exclaimed, "Son Wuling Number 18, you two damned couple!"