Douluo: Reborn as the Golden Dragon King, I Turn Di Tian to My Side from the Start
Chapter 27

Fart God's First Trial: Smell a Hundred Farts. Gangzi: Father, I've Made Something of Myself!

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"Hmph, the lower realm truly is the lower realm. Even taking a single breath of the air here makes this god feel as though the divine power within me is dwindling!"

At the entrance to Slaughter City, the Rank Three God sent down by the Asura God looked at the scene before him with utter disdain.

Soul Power in the air was an extremely rare treasure to Soul Masters, but to him, a lofty and powerful Rank Three God...

This Soul Power was nothing but pure air pollution.

"With my strength, wouldn't I be an unrivaled overlord on this Douluo Continent?"

In the God Realm, he could be ordered around at will, but now that he had come to the Douluo Continent...

Heh heh!

I don't eat beef!

"First, I'll meet the Tang San and Yu Xiaogang the God King asked me to see. After that, I'll enjoy the treatment befitting a godly powerhouse, then go slay that beast, the Golden Dragon King."

After being ordered around in the God Realm for so long, he had long since become deeply dissatisfied.

Before becoming a god, he had also been a powerhouse in his own right. Yet after becoming a god, he no longer even had the right to speak in the God Realm.

Now that he had finally returned to the lower realm, he naturally had to properly enjoy the treatment a powerhouse deserved.

As for Chu Yuan, the Golden Dragon King, in this Rank Three God's eyes...

He possessed the divine sense of the Asura God King, and he himself was a godly powerhouse.

Why would he fear a Golden Dragon King whose origin had been damaged and whose strength had declined?

Even though his strength was suppressed by the rules and he could not unleash his full power, his heart was still filled with confidence.

Meanwhile, within Shrek Academy in Suotuo City.

"Xiao San, very good. You have not disappointed your teacher's expectations."

On the training ground, Grandmaster Yu, clad in a black academic robe, sporting a full beard and an exquisite crew cut, and exuding an aura of tyrannical dominance...

Yu Xiaogang!

He stood with his hands behind his back, his face full of gratification as he looked at Tang San's face, which could barely be considered human.

Hahaha!

His disciple truly deserved to be the strongest of the younger generation!

At only twelve years old, his cultivation had already broken through to Level 30!

This could not have happened without the painstaking instruction of him, the continent's number one theoretical master!

"Thank you for your praise, Teacher. But without you, your disciple could never have broken through to Level 30 so quickly. All of this is thanks to you, Teacher." Tang San's face was full of reverence.

He possessed the useless martial soul Blue Silver Grass, yet he had still broken through to Level 30 at the age of twelve. Did that not prove just how extraordinary his teacher's talent was?

Just as master and disciple were praising one another, the Rank Three God's figure suddenly appeared above Shrek Academy.

"Who are Lord Tang San and Lord Yu Xiaogang?"

The Rank Three God's voice spread throughout Shrek Academy.

When Yu Xiaogang and Tang San heard the mysterious powerhouse standing in the air address them as lords, they were instantly bewildered.

Neither of them understood what was happening.

But based on Yu Xiaogang's astonishingly wise crew cut's deduction, since the other party had addressed them as lords, he could not possibly mean them harm. Thus, under Yu Xiaogang's lead...

They directly admitted their identities.

"My lords, please come with me. Let us speak elsewhere."

The Rank Three God hurriedly descended before Tang San and Yu Xiaogang, his attitude respectful.

Then, with a wave of one hand, he directly swept Tang San and Yu Xiaogang away to the back mountain behind Shrek Academy.

At the back mountain of Shrek Academy, it took more than an hour of explanation before Yu Xiaogang and Tang San understood who this Rank Three God was and why he had addressed them as lords.

"Xiao San!"

"Your teacher truly did not misjudge you!"

Yu Xiaogang excitedly embraced Tang San, his old face full of emotion.

Then, he turned his gaze toward the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan and fell directly to his knees.

"Father!"

"I have not brought shame upon the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan! I have cultivated a god, a god!"

Tears streamed down Yu Xiaogang's face as he cried out. At this moment, he could not have been happier.

His disciple, Yu Xiaogang's disciple, was a future god. Did that not make him a teacher of gods!?

The Rank Three God's face was full of shock. At first, he had not known Yu Xiaogang's identity, but after Yu Xiaogang's howl, he understood.

This ordinary-looking middle-aged man was actually the teacher of the successor personally chosen by the God King.

Did that not make him the future God King's teacher!?

He absolutely had to cling tightly to this thigh!

Tang San's eyes had reddened as well.

He had never expected that he would be favored by a legendary god, much less become that god's successor!

"Lord Tang San, Lord Asura God thinks very highly of you. Before I came, he asked me to tell you that you must cultivate diligently, remain true to your original intentions, and inherit the Asura Godhood as soon as possible."

The Rank Three God's face was piled with flattery. Building a good relationship with a future God King in advance was a heaven-defying opportunity for him to soar to great heights!

"Please rest assured, Senior Asura God. Tang San will certainly cultivate diligently and remain true to his original intentions."

Tang San did not understand what original intention the Asura God wanted him to maintain, but who cared about intentions right now? First, he had to cling tightly to this thigh.

"Oh, right, Lord Yu Xiaogang. The God King has selected a divine position that is extremely suitable for you. Once you pass the God Exam, you will ascend and become a Rank Three God."

As soon as he finished speaking, the Rank Three God took out the purple orb of the Fart God's Divine Position.

"I... Are you saying that I can also become one of the legendary gods!?"

Yu Xiaogang stared at the Rank Three God in disbelief, his heart filled with deep shock.

"Yes, Lord Yu Xiaogang. This is the Fart God's Divine Position. So long as you complete the Fart God's Nine Trials, you can ascend to godhood. Not only will you possess extraordinary power to harm others, you will also gain endless lifespan!"

He had turned things around! He had turned things around!

I, Yu Xiaogang, have finally completely turned things around!

Fart God! Hahaha, from now on, this master will be the Fart God!

Overwhelming joy drowned Yu Xiaogang. Although the words "Fart God" sounded rather strange, it was still a god!

A supreme and unparalleled god!

Yu Xiaogang excitedly accepted the purple orb of the Fart God's Divine Position. The instant he touched it, the orb directly entered his glabella.

At the same time, a majestic voice rang out in Yu Xiaogang's mind.

[Fart God's Nine Trials begin. First Trial: Smell a Hundred Farts.] [Trial content: The examinee must smell farts produced by one hundred kinds of food, such as white radishes, eggs, garlic, and so on. Experience the profundity of the path of farts. Upon completion, Soul Power will increase by one level, and affinity with the Fart God will increase by five percent.]

Hearing this, Yu Xiaogang was somewhat puzzled.

Why did the content of this trial look so strange?

But his hesitation lasted only a second. One second later, Yu Xiaogang completely cast it aside.

The appearance of this trial proved that everything was real. In the future, he would become a legendary god, the Fart God!

The original Fart God's God Exam had not been like this, but because Yu Xiaogang was too useless, the Asura God had made a tiny adjustment to the God Exam...

"By the way, Senior, what exactly are the Rank Three Gods and God Kings you mentioned earlier? Are they also cultivation realms?"

Tang San spoke up to ask.

"Yes, Lord Tang San. Gods also have ranks. They are God Officials, Rank Three Gods, Second-Level Gods, First-Level Gods, and finally the strongest beings in the entire God Realm: the God Kings, of whom there are currently only five."

Hearing this, a trace of disappointment flashed through Yu Xiaogang's heart.

His Fart God was only a Rank Three God.

But he quickly came to terms with it. His disciple was a God King, the strongest being in the entire God Realm.

Since the God King was his disciple, what difference was there between that and him being a God King himself?

In any case, no one in the God Realm would dare look down on him, a Rank Three God.

If they did, he would simply say:

"My disciple is a God King!"

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