Fart God's First Trial: Smell a Hundred Farts. Gangzi: Father, I've Made Something of Myself!
"Hmph, the lower realm truly was the lower realm. Even taking a single breath of this air made this god feel the divine power within me draining away!"
At the entrance to Slaughter City, the Rank Three God sent down by the Asura God looked at the scene before him with open disgust.
The Soul Power in the air was an exceptionally precious thing to Soul Masters, but to a lofty and powerful Rank Three God like him...
This Soul Power was nothing but air pollution.
"With this god's strength, wouldn't I be an unrivaled tyrant on this Douluo Continent!"
In the God Realm, he could be ordered around at will, but now that he had come to the Douluo Continent...
Heh heh!
I don't eat beef!
"First, I'll meet Tang San and Yu Xiaogang, whom the God King wants me to see. Then I'll enjoy the treatment befitting a powerful god with a Divine Seat before going to slaughter that beast, the Golden Dragon King."
After being ordered around in the God Realm for so long, he had long since become deeply unbalanced.
Before becoming a god, he had been a powerful figure in his own right. Yet after becoming one, he did not even have the right to speak in the God Realm.
Now that he had finally returned to the lower realm, he naturally had to properly experience the treatment a strong man deserved.
As for Chu Yuan, the Golden Dragon King, in this Rank Three God's eyes...
He possessed the divine sense of the Asura God King, and he himself was a powerful god.
Why would he fear a Golden Dragon King whose origin had been damaged and whose strength had declined?
Even if his strength was suppressed by the rules and he could not unleash his full power, his heart was still brimming with confidence.
Meanwhile, within Shrek Academy in Suotuo City.
"Xiao San, very good. You have not disappointed your teacher's expectations."
On the training grounds, Grandmaster Yu, dressed in a black academic robe, sporting a full beard and an exquisite crew cut, radiated an air of domineering majesty.
Yu Xiaogang!
With his hands clasped behind his back, he looked at Tang San's face—which could barely be considered human—with a pleased expression.
Hahaha!
His disciple, Grandmaster Yu's disciple, truly deserved to be the strongest of the younger generation!
At only twelve years old, his cultivation had already broken through to Rank Thirty!
This naturally could not have been achieved without the painstaking guidance of him, the continent's greatest theoretical master!
"Thank you for your praise, Teacher. But without you, your disciple would never have broken through to Rank Thirty so quickly. All of this is thanks to you, Teacher." Tang San's face was full of reverence.
He possessed the useless martial soul, Blue Silver Grass, yet had reached Rank Thirty at twelve years old. Did that not prove just how extraordinary his teacher's talent was?
Just as master and disciple were praising each other, the Rank Three God from earlier suddenly appeared above Shrek Academy.
"Who is Lord Tang San and Lord Yu Xiaogang?"
The Rank Three God's voice spread throughout Shrek Academy.
When Yu Xiaogang and Tang San heard the mysterious expert floating in the air address them as "lords," they were both rather bewildered.
Neither understood what was going on.
However, based on the deduction of Yu Xiaogang's crew cut, which possessed world-shaking wisdom, since the other party had called them lords, he could not possibly mean them harm. Thus, under Yu Xiaogang's lead...
They directly admitted their identities.
"My lords, please come with me. Let us speak elsewhere."
The Rank Three God hurriedly descended before Tang San and Yu Xiaogang, his attitude respectful.
Then, with a wave of one hand, he directly swept Tang San and Yu Xiaogang away to the back mountain of Shrek Academy.
At the back mountain of Shrek Academy, it took Yu Xiaogang and Tang San more than two hours of explanation before they understood who this Rank Three God was and why he had called them lords.
"Xiao San!"
"Your teacher truly did not misjudge you!"
Yu Xiaogang excitedly embraced Tang San, his aged face filled with emotion.
Then, he turned toward the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan and dropped to his knees.
"Father!"
"I have not disgraced the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan! I have nurtured a god, a god!"
Yu Xiaogang wept openly. At this moment, he could not have been happier.
His, Yu Xiaogang's, disciple was a future god. Did that not make him a god's teacher!?
The Rank Three God beside them was filled with shock. At first, he had not known Yu Xiaogang's identity, but after Yu Xiaogang's outburst, he understood.
This unremarkable middle-aged man before him was actually the teacher of the successor personally chosen by the God King.
Did that not make him the future God King's teacher!?
He absolutely had to cling tightly to this thigh!
Tang San's eyes were also red at this moment.
He had never imagined that he would be chosen by a legendary god and would even become that god's successor!
"Lord Tang San, Lord Asura God thinks highly of you. Before I came, he asked me to tell you that you must cultivate diligently, remain true to your original intentions, and inherit the Asura Godhood as soon as possible."
The Rank Three God's face was piled with fawning smiles. Building a good relationship with a future God King in advance was an extraordinary opportunity for him to soar to the heavens!
"Please rest assured, Senior Asura God. Tang San will certainly cultivate diligently and remain true to his original intentions."
Tang San did not understand what original intentions the Asura God wanted him to maintain, but whatever. He should cling to this thigh first.
"By the way, Lord Yu Xiaogang, the God King has selected a Divine Seat that is very suitable for you. Once you pass the God Exam, you will ascend and become a Rank Three God."
As he spoke, the Rank Three God took out the purple orb of the Fart God's Divine Position.
"I... You mean I can also become a legendary god!?"
Yu Xiaogang stared at the Rank Three God in disbelief, his heart filled with profound shock.
"Yes, Lord Yu Xiaogang. This is the Fart God's Divine Position. As long as you complete the Fart God's Nine Trials, you can ascend and become a god. Not only will you possess extraordinary power to harm others, but you will also gain an endless lifespan!"
I've turned things around! I've finally turned things around!
I, Yu Xiaogang, have finally made a complete comeback!
Fart God! Hahaha, from now on, this grandmaster will be the Fart God!
Overwhelming joy drowned Yu Xiaogang. Although the words "Fart God" sounded rather strange, it was still a god!
A supreme and exalted god!
Yu Xiaogang excitedly accepted the purple orb of the Fart God's Divine Position. The instant he touched it, the orb shot directly into the center of his brow.
At the same time, a majestic voice rang out in Yu Xiaogang's mind.
[Fart God's Nine Trials begins. First trial: Smell a hundred farts.] [Trial content: The examinee must smell farts produced by one hundred kinds of food, such as white radish, eggs, garlic, and so on. Experience the profundities of the path of farts. Upon completion, Soul Power will increase by one rank, and affinity with the Fart God will increase by five percent.]
Upon hearing this, Yu Xiaogang was somewhat confused.
Why did the trial content seem so strange?
Yet his hesitation lasted only a second. One second later, Yu Xiaogang completely cast it aside.
The appearance of this trial proved that everything was real. In the future, he would be a legendary god—the Fart God!
The original Fart God Exam had not been like this, but because Yu Xiaogang was too useless, the Asura God had made a few small adjustments to the God Exam...
"By the way, Senior, what exactly are the Rank Three Gods and God Kings you mentioned? Are they also cultivation realms?" Tang San asked.
"Yes, Lord Tang San. Gods also have ranks. They are God Officials, Rank Three Gods, Second-Level Gods, First-Level Gods, and finally, God Kings—the strongest beings in the entire God Realm. At present, there are only five of them."
Upon hearing this, a trace of disappointment flashed through Yu Xiaogang's heart.
His Fart God was only a Rank Three God.
However, he soon got over it. His disciple was a God King, the strongest being in the entire God Realm.
If the God King was his disciple, how was that any different from him being a God King himself?
In any case, no one in the God Realm would dare look down on him, a Rank Three God.
And if anyone did, he would simply say:
"My disciple is a God King!"