A Proper Student Only Takes Nine Potions a Day

Evan transmigrates into a student who sells his blood to test potions-and gains a talent panel.

[Power of Nine Dragons: You can simultaneously reverse the side effects of nine drugs.]

Sage University: "Fresh sleeping pills! Looking for students who can stay up late."

You consume [Incomplete Hibernation Potion]: Cognitive impairment; you will be unable to wake up for five days.

Reversed Effect: You can study in your dreams for five days.

Red King Laboratory: "Experimental growth serum. Consequences at your own risk."

You consume [Phase-Two D-Virus]: Muscle overgrowth; blood coagulation.

Reversed Effect: Constitution +0.3; increased bodily flexibility.

Church of Healing: "Seeking orphans with strong drug resistance."

You consume [???]: Skin ulceration; internal organs melting; mental mutation.

Reversed Effect: ??? Bloodline +2%. You feel as though you have grown an extra eye.

Cult Leader: "I am the Apostle of Plague! My body contains 666 plagues! I will..."

Evan swallows him in a single bite. "Take it up with the 1,000 potions in my stomach."

[You have reversed the side effects of the 'Heart of Plague.' You have obtained the Divine Rank: Cancer Eternal. You are immortal and indestructible.]

Many years later, after Evan contains all the poisons and curses of this world and ascends the divine throne, he hears the masses singing his names:

Great Benevolent Father, Lord of Plagues, Sage of Sin, Savior of the Black Sun, Master of Evil, Lord of Unity...