Hahahahahahaha!

With a furious shout from Gangzi, purple light surged from his body.

The next moment, a plump purple pig with a huge head and ears appeared before him.

The moment Luo Sanpao appeared, he gazed at Gangzi with adoring eyes and began to oink.

"Sanpao, join me in receiving this divine inheritance. Once I become a god, you'll definitely evolve into a divine dragon."

But just then, something unexpected happened.

Luo Sanpao's belly suddenly swelled. He turned around and aimed his backside at the golden divine light.

The next moment, boom!

A deafening blast erupted. A yellow wave of foul-smelling gas burst from Luo Sanpao's backside and merged with the golden divine light.

Wherever the yellow fart cloud passed, it tainted the air with a corrosive hiss. Its stench engulfed the entire Sea God Pavilion.

Gangzi caught a whiff, and his face turned green. He clamped a hand over his nose, looking utterly miserable.

"Holy shit!

Sanpao, what the hell did you eat today?

Why does it stink so much?

And who told you to fire that off?

I didn't even feed you any radishes."

After farting, Luo Sanpao turned back to Gangzi. He stared up at him with wide, watery eyes and gave an innocent little oink,

as if to say, It wasn't me. I didn't do anything. Don't blame me.

By now, the fumes had Gangzi struggling to open his eyes. He wanted to call for Holy Spirit Douluo Ya Li.

He wanted her to purify the air with a skill, but the still-wounded Ya Li had been knocked unconscious by Sanpao's fart.

The remaining teachers and students of Shrek Academy had been knocked out by it too.

"Whoa, it's that powerful?

I don't remember being this strong!

Wait, something's wrong!

There's no way Sanpao could produce a fart that powerful on his own.

There must be something in that divine light. That Divine Power resonated with Sanpao and helped him fart."

Sanpao had only just unleashed a monumental fart, but his belly was already starting to swell again.

Gangzi went pale with fright.

"Sanpao, don't fart again! You'll blast me to death!"

Hearing Gangzi, Luo Sanpao realized his master might be in danger. Just as the fart was about to escape, he clenched his backside tight.

The gas exploded inside him, inflating his belly until he looked like a balloon.

Meanwhile, the commotion from Luo Sanpao's first fart had drawn plenty of attention.

Qian Gu Dieting, Qian Gu Dongfeng, and Qian Gu Qingfeng immediately flew toward Shrek Academy. Within a few breaths, the family had arrived above the Sea God Pavilion.

Just then, Luo Sanpao could hold it in no longer. His backside relaxed, and he let out the loudest fart of his life.

Boom!

It was a hundred times louder than the first!

The blast shook the entire Sea God Pavilion violently.

A yellow wave of gas, a hundred times thicker and bearing a devastating stench, erupted from behind Luo Sanpao. It became a giant dragon of foul gas and charged into the sky.

The Qian Gu family had come to watch the spectacle and happened to fly straight into it.

"Oh no!

Shrek Academy set a trap for us!

They hid a poison-gas bomb in the academy—one powerful enough to kill a Quasi-God!

Dongfeng, Qingfeng, run! Stay alive!"

Qian Gu Dieting instantly concluded that this was a plot against the Spirit Pagoda: Shrek's revenge for their bombing of the academy.

The yellow gas was thick, unbearably foul, and packed a terrifying shock wave. Even he couldn't withstand it.

It didn't matter if he died. His two sons had to survive.

Qian Gu Dieting immediately released nine red Spirit Rings and unleashed his Break Evil Dragon Soul. He activated his Four-Word Battle Armor at full power,

and his Coiling Dragon Staff pushed his might to its limit as he desperately tried to block Luo Sanpao's Divine Power-infused dragon of foul gas.

Qian Gu Dongfeng and Qian Gu Qingfeng were bitterly regretting provoking Shrek.

How could Shrek be so vicious, so determined to take them down even at the cost of their own lives?

"Father!"

"Father!"

"Urgh—"

The stuff burned their eyes!

Qian Gu Dongfeng and Qian Gu Qingfeng shouted, their eyes red and watering.

Qian Gu Dieting, meanwhile, wore the resolute look of a man ready to die.

"Don't cry. As long as you live, the Qian Gu Family will survive!"

Qian Gu Dieting poured out every last bit of his power, burning through his own life to stop the attack that could kill a Quasi-God.

But he had underestimated the terror of a Divine Power-infused fart. It was an overwhelmingly foul odor attack that bypassed every defense.

Qian Gu Dieting held it back for only an instant. The moment the gas enveloped him, his eyes rolled back, his face turned yellow, and he passed out.

His whole body went rigid as he fell from the sky.

The wave of gas quickly spread farther, engulfing all of Shrek City. Everyone in the city was knocked unconscious by the fart.

Gangzi's cultivation was low, but for some reason, the blast only sent him flying. It didn't knock him out. In fact, he thought the stench smelled rather nice.

He promptly pulled a mask from his Storage Soul Tool and put it on. He felt much better.

Wait, did Sanpao just knock a few people out of the sky?

Gangzi was baffled.

Meanwhile, in the Divine Realm, a divine position that had lain dormant for countless ages suddenly stirred.

That divine position lay hidden in a latrine at the very deepest reaches of the Divine Realm.

Yes, a latrine.

Even the home of the gods had latrines. Gods ate divine food in the Divine Realm, so naturally they ate, drank, and relieved themselves. Of course there were latrines.

And that divine position was inside one.

For tens of thousands of years, no one had ever sensed him. He simply stank too much.

But today, he was finally awakened.

The ones who awakened him were Luo Sanpao and Gangzi.

When the divine position sensed the stench Luo Sanpao had released, he felt as though he had found a kindred spirit. Thrilled, he awakened completely.

The Divine Realm's latrine suddenly exploded.

Yellow Divine Power ten thousand times more concentrated than Luo Sanpao's fart burst forth.

Wherever the yellow Divine Power passed, it corroded the plants of the Divine Realm. Its overpowering stench engulfed the entire realm.

The gods caught a whiff, and one after another their eyes rolled back. They nearly fainted.

"What the hell smells so bad?

Did the Divine Realm's latrine explode?"

The gods, Tang San included, pinched their noses, looking utterly miserable.

But the yellow Divine Power clearly wasn't seeking them. It passed straight through the Divine Realm's boundary and surged toward the lower realm.

He was going to find his successor: Gangzi.

Thanks to the Divine Power passage Tang San had established,

the Fart God's Divine Power soon reached the Sea God Pavilion and poured into Gangzi's body.

[The Fart God's Nine Examinations have descended.]

[Candidate, summon your Martial Soul and fart one hundred times. Only after completing all one hundred farts can you begin the Divine Examination. Completing it will grant Fart God Affinity.]

[Unite the nine examinations to inherit the Fart God Position.]