Tsunade Has Gotten Smaller!
[Bite--]
[Draw successful. Obtained: 5 Rejuvenation Pill.]
[Efficacy: After taking this medicine, people of any age can recover to the state of a 20-year-old.]
"..." Aogetsu Hyuga was speechless.
What's the point?!
I've already achieved eternal youth, why would I need Rejuvenation Pill?
Wait a minute...
"Little Tsunade seems like she could eat one..." Aogetsu Hyuga looked at Tsunade in the distance, gazing at her graceful figure.
-knife.
Chapter 97 Tsunade has shrunk!
Tavern.
The entire tavern was booked by Aogetsu Hyuga. After all, he had easily earned 300 million coins today, so it wouldn't hurt for him to invite Tsunade to splurge.
Although it was money earned from Tsunade.
"What the hell? First he started it all, then he said the Hokage was stupid, then he agreed to be the Fifth Hokage, and now he's sitting here drinking." Naruto Uzumaki, with a dried fish in his mouth, looked at Cangyue and Tsunade across from him, who were drinking heavily.
At first, he respected Aunt Tsunade very much... Tsunade- neechan, but later he discovered that Tsunade was a pure violent woman, even several times more violent than Sakura-chan.
Getting punched by Sakura hurts a lot, but getting Teuchi Tsunade, without medical-nin present, would almost certainly mean a long hospital stay.
And think about it carefully.
Ever since joining Team 7, I've been getting beaten up by Sakura-chan, by Cangyue- sensei, and by all the enemies.
And today I'm going to get a good beating from Tsunade!
Why am I the only one getting beaten up the whole time?
Oh, Sasuke is getting beaten up too.
That's alright then.
Sakura Haruno glared at Naruto and said irritably, "Idiot Naruto, who told you to talk nonsense? You know Tsunade Master's Wife angry, and you're just adding fuel to the fire."
After Sasuke was knocked away and seriously injured, Naruto still dared to add fuel to the fire.
Naruto, you are truly brave.
Naruto Uzumaki pouted and said, "Tch, it's clearly Cangyue- sensei's fault. He's the one who told us that calling Tsunade 'Auntie' would make Tsunade very happy."
Sakura Haruno said speechlessly, "You're really stupid. Since Teacher Cangyue told us this, then let me ask you, why didn't I get beaten up?"
Naruto Uzumaki was speechless.
Thinking about it carefully, it seems to be my problem.
Although Teacher Cangyue introduced Tsunade to the entire Team 7, he was the only one calling her "Aunt Tsunade."
Sasuke didn't shout, and neither did Sakura.
Sakura didn't get beaten up; instead, she was praised by Tsunade.
Is it really just my own problem?
Sasuke Uchiha sneered and said, "Idiot, the reason that Teacher Cangyue said that was probably to tell us that as Ninja, we need to understand how to adapt to changing circumstances. With your intelligence, you probably can't understand that."
"Um..." Sakura Haruno blinked, wanting to say something, but couldn't think of anything to say.
When Ms. Cangyue asked Team 7 to call Tsunade" Auntie," wasn't she clearly just joking?
Sasuke actually interpreted this as Cangyue- sensei's purpose being to teach Team 7 how to adapt to changing circumstances.
Just how outstanding Ninja was Cangyue- sensei in Sasuke's eyes?
I really want to complain.
"What are you so arrogant about? You were the first one to get beaten up, and you're still saying things like you have to get past me before you can see Teacher Cangyue..." Naruto Uzumaki burst into laughter, clutching his stomach, before he could finish his sentence.
"Hahaha--, that's so funny!"
He genuinely found it hilarious because Sasuke was so arrogant back then, and then Tsunade Teuchi him flying.
"Damn loser..." Sasuke Uchiha's face gradually darkened. He suddenly grabbed Naruto Uzumaki by the collar and said coldly, "We didn't settle our score last time, did we? Now come out and fight me right now!"
Sakura Haruno paused for a moment, then stood up and hurriedly tried to dissuade him, "Sasuke, we're partners, there's no need to settle things with a fight."
Sasuke Uchiha arrogantly raised his chin, his eyes transforming into Sharingan due to his intense emotions. He coldly declared, "To be honest, I've never taken you seriously. No matter how hard you try, you can never surpass my eyes. I am the strongest Genin in Team 7!"
Ever since he witnessed Naruto's strength, and ever since he was sent flying by Sakura Haruno, he has always wanted to defeat Naruto and Sakura, and then prove to Cangyue- sensei that he is the strongest Genin in Team 7!
He's been holding back for a long time.
Despite being an avenger with a compelling reason to gain power, Sakura Haruno, who shows no sense of crisis what makes her think she can obtain power stronger than me?
"Sa..." Sakura Haruno was about to dissuade him.
"Useless Sakura-chan, this guy is serious." Naruto Uzumaki's expression was solemn as he raised his hand to block Sakura Haruno. He could tell that Sasuke was very serious this time, and if they didn't have a proper fight with Sasuke, there would be a rift in Team 7 in the future.
Naruto Uzumaki said in a deep voice, "Perfect timing. You haven't apologized to Sakura-chan yet. If I can beat you, you'll have to apologize to Sakura-chan."
"We'll talk when you run into me. You two can come at me together, but I'm several times stronger than you trash right now!" Sasuke Uchiha put his hands in his pockets, his crimson Three-Tomoe Sharingan revealing a cold and arrogant expression, and turned to walk out of the tavern on his own.
Since evolving into the Mitsudomoe, his strength has significantly increased. This time, he can even easily defeat Naruto and Sakura at the same time!
"Sasuke ..." Naruto Uzumaki followed Sasuke out of the tavern.
"Teacher Cangyue, please stop them!" Sakura Haruno rushed to Cangyue in a panic, grabbed Cangyue's hand, and tried to pull him outside.
Sakura Haruno knew that as long as Cangyue- sensei said one word, Naruto and Sasuke would behave themselves.
"Call--."
Aogetsu Hyuga picked up the sake bottle, took a big gulp, let out a comfortable sigh, and said in a casual tone, "It's alright, it's alright. Kids get bored when adults are drinking. Go play, but don't go too far."
"Teacher Cangyue!" Sakura Haruno glared angrily at Cangyue.
Naruto and Sasuke were determined to settle their score, while Teacher Cangyue was casual in his attitude, speaking as if he were coaxing a child.
"Competition is the driving force for better growth. I've been there myself. If you want to stop them, beat them into submission with your fists."
Tsunade's delicate and lovely face was flushed with wine, her amber eyes were half-closed, and she was watching with great interest as Naruto and Sasuke wrestled outside the window, her hand supporting her cheek.
Team 7?
It's just like we used to be.
"Master's Wife, even you say that... Sigh, I'll go by myself." Sakura Haruno stomped her foot angrily, then stormed out of the tavern.
Tsunade and Cangyue- sensei are so similar; they're both the type who love watching the drama unfold and thrive on chaos.
"Stop! Stop fighting!"
Sakura Haruno stood between Sasuke and Naruto, but because Sakura Haruno suddenly intervened in the battle, Naruto punched her in the stomach, and then Sasuke kicked her in the back.
"Oh no!" Naruto Uzumaki thought to himself, realizing something was wrong.
"Ouch--, that hurts!" Sakura Haruno winced in pain, gasped sharply, and anger gradually crept into her eyes.
"Since you're courting death, I'll grant your wish!" Sakura Haruno's expression was terrifyingly cold, her eyes blazing with fury, and her white fists clenched so tightly that the bones cracked.
Ultimately, it turned into a three-way battle.
It should be said.
Sakura Haruno, like a demolition crew, destroyed houses while furiously chasing Naruto and Sasuke through the streets.
So far.
The strongest member of Team 7 is Sakura Haruno, because every punch Sakura Haruno Chakra Enhanced Strength is as powerful as twice the power of Rasengan.
At this moment, in the tavern.
"Hahaha, these kids are hilarious!" Tsunade looked out the window, slapping her thigh and laughing heartily.
"Lady Tsunade, you've had too much to drink. Let's go back." Shizune, holding a pink piglet, looked at Tsunade, whose face was flushed and who was intoxicated.
"Idiot, how could I possibly be drunk, hiccup--!" Tsunade looked at Shizune drunkenly and couldn't help but hiccup.
Although she can evaporate alcohol with Chakra, she enjoys the feeling of being drunk.
"..." Shizune.
Tsunade swirled her wine glass, a hint of curiosity in her voice, and said, "You actually became a teacher? Was it at the request of some woman?"
Given Cangyue's playful and willful personality, there must be some ulterior motive behind her becoming the teacher of Team 7.
"Well, it was a spur-of-the-moment thing, I suppose." Aogetsu Hyuga Sogetsu took out a black pill, about the size of a thumb, from his pocket.
So,
Is it okay to drink alcohol and take elixirs?
The system stated, "[Warning: Do not consume elixirs while drinking alcohol. It may cause side effects. Alcohol will enhance the effects of the Rejuvenation Pill, causing you to temporarily revert to a teenager or child.]"
Aogetsu Hyuga thought to himself, "Is that so?"
So be it.
Let's try it on Tsunade tomorrow. If Tsunade, how can we have fun tonight?
Tsunade said, "Ever since I met you, it's been hard to see through your thoughts. Don't you have any plans? With your abilities, you should be able to do many things that others can't."
Aogetsu Hyuga casually remarked, "Does having a harem count?"
All he wants now is to wait for Tsunade to finish her drink, then find a hotel to have a good time, and afterwards go back to the village to train the tools of Team 7 and obtain Ryujin Jakka Zanpakuto.
Strength or weakness doesn't matter, the main thing is that he's handsome.
"Fool, I was talking about dreams, do you want me to flip the table?" Tsunade frowned slightly, a flash of anger in her eyes, and tightened her grip on the sake pot, causing it to creak and crack.
Aogetsu Hyuga said arrogantly, "Dreams? Dreams are just the fantasies of the weak. I will do what I want to do, whether it's building a harem or becoming the strongest, it all depends on whether I'm interested or not."
"If I had to choose, I'd like a very strong enemy, one that I can defeat with all my might." Aogetsu Hyuga's lips curled into a dangerous smile.
Since awakening his Tenseigan, he has never used his full strength. After all, who would use their full strength to crush an ant?
To be honest.
He himself couldn't even imagine what he could achieve at full power. If he could defeat Kage Level expert with just a slight move, what level would his full power be?
Aogetsu Hyuga raised a finger, smiled slightly, and said, "Of course, I used quite a bit of force when I was having sex with you."
Tsunade on her fair chin, a charming smile playing on her lips, and asked with a hint of interest, "So you used your full strength?"
Aogetsu Hyuga stroked his chin, thought for a moment, and then said, "One-third."
Tsunade, it has to be you.
This tiger-woman is really daring in her conversations.
Whether it's Mei Terumi or Kurenai Yuhi, when they hear themselves say these things, they blush and blame themselves for being perverted or weird.
But Tsunade neither avoided the topic nor blushed or blamed herself; instead, she continued the conversation with great enthusiasm.
Tsunade... is truly Haki.
Is this the mindset of an older woman?
Tsunade said in a seductive tone, "Want to try using your full strength tonight? If you marry me, you can use your full strength every day."
Aogetsu Hyuga Sogetsu chuckled, "To be very modest, I almost got to Boqi..."
This crazy woman... she's obviously drunk.
"Tsunade- Lady Tsunade... I'm a little sleepy, so I'll head back now." Shizune blushed, picked up her pink piglet, and stumbled out of the tavern in a flustered manner.
We were just having a nice discussion about dreams, how did it suddenly turn into something so risqué?
Is this something I can hear?
Tsunade noticed that Cangyue was playing with a round food that looked like a peanut. She frowned slightly and said in a disciplining tone, "Idiot, didn't I tell you not to play with food? When are you going to grow up?"
"Back in Second World War, even a little food could determine your life or death." Tsunade the peanut from Cangyue's hand, popped it into her mouth, chewed it gently, swallowed it, and then picked up the sake bottle and drank it in large gulps.
Tsunade recalled the scene during Second World War when she met Yahiko and the others. When they first met, Yahiko and the others were almost starving to death, and she finally mustered up the courage to steal their food.
"Hey..." Aogetsu Hyuga Sogetsu's lips twitched slightly after he saw Tsunade swallow a peanut.