An Absurd Multiple-Choice Question

Mount Myōboku.

Deep within the mountains, there was a palace.

A gigantic toad sat upon a massive throne carved with the character "Sage."

He was entirely orange, wore a scholar's cap, and had a string of Buddhist prayer beads around his neck.

Set in the center was a purple-blue cat's-eye gemstone engraved with the character "oil."

The Great Toad Sage!

The Great Toad Sage had been asleep for many years.

But today, he suddenly opened his eyes.

A trace of shock flashed through his golden pupils.

Just now.

He had suddenly sensed that some variable had appeared in the Shinobi World.

As a result, the prophecy he had made earlier had undergone some indescribable change.

It could even be said to have been shattered beyond recognition!

In his new foresight, the future of the Shinobi World seemed to have become... somewhat ridiculous?

He pondered for a moment before speaking.

"Fukasaku, Shima, summon little Jiraiya and tell him I have something to discuss with him."

Two tiny toads hopped out.

Fukasaku said in surprise,

"Have you made another prophecy?"

The Great Toad Sage nodded and said uncertainly,

"It should... count, I suppose."

The next day.

Obito and the others gathered at the agreed-upon location.

After Minato finished assigning the three of them their mission,

he gave Obito a complicated look before hurrying away.

Rin said somewhat strangely,

"Don't you think Minato-sensei looks awfully haggard today?"

Obito propped up his chin and said gleefully,

"Oh? I think our teacher looks pretty happy."

Kakashi cast Obito a subtle sideways glance.

He had a feeling that Minato-sensei's hurried departure

had a direct or indirect connection to this idiot!

As newly promoted Genin, Obito and Rin could only accept D-rank missions.

And as a member of the team, Kakashi could only carry out D-rank missions with them.

"Ah, another mess to clean up," Obito said helplessly.

Kakashi and Rin nodded in deep agreement.

D-rank missions referred to minor tasks that did not involve combat or any danger to life.

They were usually extremely trivial.

For example, finding pets, picking up trash, babysitting, conducting character investigations, helping dig up sweet potatoes, and so on...

"Let's go. We'll finish today's mission as quickly as possible so we can start training earlier this afternoon," Kakashi said.

"Yoshi!"

Amid their day-after-day missions and training,

the three youngsters slowly improved.

Obito finally mastered the Shadow Clone Technique he had dreamed of learning.

After training ended and he returned home,

he chuckled and formed Hand Seals.

"Ka-ge-bun-shin-no-jutsu!"

A figure identical to him instantly appeared.

The two of them looked at each other, both feeling a sense of novelty.

"Yoshi, train in my place, good buddy!" Obito said.

The Shadow Clone lazily sat down on the bed and shook its head.

"I refuse."

The two stared at each other for quite some time.

Obito sighed helplessly.

"Ah, I should've known..."

He was too lazy to train himself, so he created a copy of himself and expected it to be willing to train?

"Just as expected of my Shadow Clone. It's exactly like me."

He clicked his tongue in amazement and raised his hand to dispel the Shadow Clone.

"Ah, my plan to use a Shadow Clone for training has gone down the drain."

He glanced outside and saw that it was still early.

"Hmm, how about I go out for a stroll and find someone to hang out with?"

"But... who should I go find?"

Just as Obito fell into thought, the system presented him with a selection.

[Option One: Go find Guy. Completion reward: 1 White Snake skin.]

[Option Two: Go find Rin. Completion reward: 1 pair of Balenciaga fishnet stockings.]

[Option Three: Go find Shikaba. Completion reward: a partner and a car.]

[Option Four: Go find Ayako. Completion reward: 100 Chakra Insect Eggs.]

[Option Five: Go find Kakashi. Completion reward: Sexy Jutsu.]

"Hiss—"

There were so many things to criticize that Obito did not know which one to start with.

As for the White Snake skin and the absurd rewards like chess pieces, let's not even mention them.

At least they were somewhat related to the mission targets.

What I want to know is, why would going to find Kakashi reward me with Sexy Jutsu???

Could it be... Obito sank into deep thought.

After a long while, he shook his head.

...I'm probably overthinking it.

Right, time to make a choice.

"First, eliminate Options One and Three. Hmm... I'll eliminate Four too. I'm not interested in playing with bugs."

"The reward for Option Two is really tempting... but if I give it to Rin now, wouldn't I just be letting everyone else feast their eyes for nothing?"

He shook his head again.

No, absolutely not! I can't let that happen!

"But now that I think about it... System, can I choose multiple options?" Obito asked tentatively.

The system's icy voice echoed beside his ear.

"Ding. Can this system change hosts?"

Obito was rendered speechless.

Fine, pretend I never asked.

"Ka-ge-bun-shin-no-jutsu!"

He formed Hand Seals and summoned his Shadow Clone once more.

"Brother, I'm going to complete the multiple-choice question. Make another batch of fruit wine for me and deliver it to Minato-sensei."

To ensure that Minato-sensei buried himself in work every day,

Obito felt it was necessary to send his teacher alcohol a few more times.

The Shadow Clone readily agreed after hearing this.

"Yoshi!"

As long as I don't have to train, I'll do anything!

After Obito hurriedly left,

the Shadow Clone carried a jar of fruit wine out of the kitchen.

"I seem to have added too much last time. Should I add a little less this time?"

After thinking for a while, he took nine packets of medicine from the drawer.

"This should be much better..."

Obito dashed to Kakashi's house and knocked on the door with a "knock knock knock."

"Who is it?"

Kakashi opened the door. When he saw that it was Obito, he asked in confusion,

"Oh, Obito. What are you doing here?"

Obito grinned.

"Nothing much. I just came to see you."

At the same time,

the system's notification rang out in his mind.

[Selection successful! Reward obtained: Sexy Jutsu!]

Kakashi stared at Obito suspiciously, having no idea what he was thinking.

Obito scratched his head.

"You, aren't you going to invite me in to sit?"

Kakashi shook his head without the slightest hesitation.

"Tch~"

Obito curled his lips. Suddenly, his eyes lit up, and he said with a mischievous grin,

"By the way, Kakashi."

"I just learned a new jutsu. Want to see it? It's really big and powerful."

Kakashi showed no interest and coldly refused.

"No, I..."

The rest of his words caught in his throat.

His eyes widened as though he had been struck by lightning.

It was as if he had seen something utterly unbelievable.

The Obito standing before him had disappeared.

In his place stood a young woman with shoulder-length black hair.

Her eyes sparkled like the stars, and her exquisite cheeks surpassed all beauty in the world.

For a moment, Kakashi was completely entranced.

Haha!

Seeing Kakashi standing there like an idiot, Obito secretly snickered.

When molding the face just now, he had borrowed several peerless beauties from his previous life.

When shaping the figure, he had directly modeled it after the voluptuous proprietress of a pharmacy.

As for the only difference...

Well, he had been a little bolder with the clothing.

Kakashi felt a trace of warmth welling from his nose.

He grabbed the girl before him and, without a word, dragged her inside.

"It's windy outside. Let's go inside and talk."

The "girl" cried out in alarm, "Brother Kakashi, no!"

With a loud "bang,"

the door slammed shut, and the girl's voice abruptly fell silent.