Stole the Show

Obito formed hand seals and shouted.

"Shadow Clone Technique!"

Two shadow clones appeared and stood in a row with Obito.

Guy tugged up his pants, excitement on his face.

"Three Obito-kun? Now that's something to look forward to..."

In the stands.

The Third Hokage took a sip of tea, looking surprised.

"Little Obito can use the Shadow Clone Technique this skillfully now?"

Beside him, Kisuke wore an equally strange expression.

"Obito couldn't even learn the Clone Technique at school, but he picked up the Shadow Clone Technique quickly enough."

That made no sense!

Then Kisuke thought about it.

The shinobi world had never made much sense anyway...

The Third Hokage sipped his tea with a smile, thoroughly pleased with Obito's performance.

"Not bad, not bad..."

What he didn't know was—

He wouldn't be smiling for long.

In the arena.

Obito addressed Guy with a grave expression.

"Guy, my next move is terrifying. You'd better be careful."

Guy's young face flushed even redder.

"Obito-kun, saying that only gets me more excited!"

"Ah, my Youth is about to burst into flames!"

Obito nodded.

"All right!"

If Guy was ready, it was time to begin.

Obito clapped his hands and silently called out in his mind.

Teacher Cang, Teacher Bodo, Teacher Ozawa...

I choose you.

Let's steal the show together!

"Sexy Jutsu!"

A cloud of smoke appeared, then cleared.

Three women stood in the arena.

They weren't breathtaking beauties, but they stirred a longing to protect them.

Their figures weren't especially striking, but they were hard to look away from.

They looked sweet and innocent, yet somehow stirred desire in every man who saw them.

The entire venue fell silent.

The men stared. The women were dumbfounded.

What the hell kind of ninjutsu was this?

Was this really something they were allowed to watch for free in public?

"Pfft!"

The Third Hokage couldn't help himself. He sprayed a mouthful of tea all over Kisuke's face.

Kisuke: "???"

Hmm...

Good tea!

Rich, smooth, sweet, and mellow!

Rin's mouth fell open as she stood there in a daze.

"Obito-kun, what are you doing..."

Kakashi covered his face with one hand.

"That idiot..."

All those unpleasant memories came flooding back.

He couldn't stop them. They nearly blew the top of his head off.

Shikaba covered his face with both hands. I don't know this guy.

With so many people watching, Obito had embarrassed them in front of people from other countries!

"Am I the only one this small...?"

Ayako looked at the women in the arena and sank into deep self-doubt.

Nagano Nami couldn't take his eyes off them.

At that moment, a bold idea struck him.

His smile turned lecherous.

In the arena.

Obito's expression was solemn.

The Sexy Jutsu needed both the right appearance and the right spirit.

So far, he had only managed the appearance. Now he needed the spirit.

A host of poses flashed through his mind, and he began to sway.

Konoha's Secret starts now!

The three scantily clad women.

Struck one difficult pose after another.

Gasps erupted at once.

"The people of Konoha are unfathomable!"

"Such fearsome Taijutsu! We've never heard of anything like it!"

"Shocking! Candidate resorts to this in public to pass the exam!"

"Hm? You've got a way with words, friend. Why not join the Land of Water News Department? We can talk salary."

"Utterly indecent... Hey, you in front! Sit the hell down! You're blocking my view!"