I Woke Up Married—And Everyone Can Hear My Thoughts!
Chapter 1

Forced to Get a Divorce!!!

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Fang Yao stared dazedly at the people across from her. What was this situation? How did she wake up to find these people in her house, and what on earth were they talking about?

She was a proper unmarried young woman, so when had she gotten married? How come she had no idea?

"Hey, are you even listening?!"

Fang Yao looked dazedly at the hand on her shoulder, following it up to see a girl filled with fury.

Who is this girl? Not gonna lie, she's actually pretty cute when she's angry. I wonder what lucky bastard will end up with her in the future.

The furious girl looked at Fang Yao in terror. The voice she had just heard—wasn't it the voice of this dead woman in front of her?! But this one hadn't even opened her mouth!

Terrified, the girl let go of Fang Yao's shoulder, scuttling back three steps before hugging the person on the couch, trembling so hard she couldn't even speak clearly.

"Grandma, Second Brother, did you guys just see Fang Yao open her mouth to talk?"

Why are you looking at me like that? Is there someone behind me?! No, there isn't. So why is this girl looking so scared in my direction?

Realizing she still hadn't figured out the situation, Fang Yao forced down the anger in her heart and rolled her eyes at the people opposite her.

The young man swallowed hard. "Sis, do you think the eldest sister-in-law turned into a ghost? Otherwise, how could she speak without opening her mouth?"

"Second Brother, she's not our eldest sister-in-law, Qingqing is."

"Then who do you think we just heard talking?"

"How would I know..." The girl's voice grew smaller and smaller as she buried her face in her grandmother's arms.

Don't look at me, don't look at me, it wasn't me who said it, it was Second Brother.

Second Brother: Little sister, I really thank you a lot!

What the heck is this &#¥#@¥&&¥...*

How did I become the daughter-in-law of a cannon-fodder family?

Cannon fodder? Are they talking about us? The Old Madam held her trembling daughter and watched the "granddaughter-in-law" before her biting her finger while screaming on the inside.

The madam looked deep in thought.

Whatever, from today on I, Fang Yao, am a rich woman.

With a "husband" I've never even met, wouldn't it be great to hire ten or eight male models?!

Fang Yao stared at the zeros on the check upon the coffee table, drool practically leaking out. She wiped the drool away with her hand and reached out to grab the check.

Just as Fang Yao was about to get her hands on the check.

Fang Yao couldn't help raising a hand to cover her mouth to keep her laughter from sounding too exaggerated.

A pair of pretty peach-blossom eyes shone brightly, and in those two eyes, there were only the zeros trailing after the numbers.

"Wait."

Hearing Fang Yao's inner voice, the girl and the young man spoke in unison. Then one grabbed Fang Yao's hand while the other snatched the check off the coffee table.

Just as happy as Fang Yao had been when laughing, that was how miserable she felt now.

My precious little money...

The girl and the young man were so frightened by Fang Yao's fierce glare that they stepped backward, and the madam was also startled, feeling as though Fang Yao might leap up and beat their group of three.

"Fang Yao..."

"Bo Miao, Bo Zhe, you guys..."

The Old Madam and Fang Yao's voices sounded at the same time. The former's voice was filled with exhaustion, while the latter's tone was brimming with grievance and fire.

"There's no need for all that. Just hand the check over to me, and the second I get it, I'll turn around and leave right this instant."

Fang Yao jumped in fright. What on earth were these siblings up to? What was the meaning of bowing to her out of the blue?

Bo Miao and Bo Zhe turned to exchange a glance, looking at each other in a mixture of tears and laughter. Why on earth had they knelt?!

Bo Miao: Second Brother, why did we kneel?

Bo Zhe: Little sis, I don't know either! The moment Eldest Sister-in-Law's gaze swept over me, I just knelt down involuntarily!

Bo Miao: Second Brother, me too.

Fang Yao: Am I really that scary? I'm very gentle, you know.

While Bo Miao and Bo Zhe were communicating through eye contact, they noticed that Fang Yao had joined in too, scaring the two of them into immediately hugging each other.

The old madam covered her face. These two disgraceful things were definitely not from her family, absolutely not!

Watching the two of them practically about to hug each other and cry, Fang Yao had words written all over her face.

No wonder the whole family consisted of cannon fodder—just look at this intelligence! Weren't they simply serving themselves up on a silver platter to clear the path for the male and female leads, adding the finishing touch to the couple's romance?

She'd better hurry up and take the money and leave. Whoever wanted this engagement could take it; this grandaunt here wasn't going to play along.

"Boss, the Old Madam took the second young master and the young miss to see the madam." The president's assistant pushed the door open in a rush, breathing heavily as he frantically handed over the tablet.

Bo Hanmo looked up. "You're saying my grandmother took the second branch and the others to find Fang Yao???"

"Ah, Boss, let's go already. You know what the old madam's combat power is like, plus the second young master's sharp tongue, not to mention the young miss—how could Madam possibly handle them?"

"Boss, if you head over right now, you can play the hero saving the damsel in distress and completely charm Madam."

Hearing his assistant's words, Bo Hanmo's foot slipped and he almost took a tumble, looking speechlessly at the elevator ahead.

Why on earth had he ever thought this guy was sharp and poached him over!

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"Boos, what's wrong with you?"

The assistant looked perplexedly at Bo Hanmo. Had the boss almost tripped just now?

"Shut up, or you can kiss your year-end bonus goodbye," Bo Hanmo scolded with a dark face. This guy was definitely thinking up some unrealistic nonsense in his head again.

The assistant pouted and muttered under his breath, "He only knows how to threaten me with my year-end bonus, humph."

╭(╯^╰)╮ Angry

Inside the car, Bo Hanmo looked casually at the documents in his hand, his finger tapping rhythmically. "Assistant Fang, how did the Old Madam find out?"

"This... Miss Qing told the young miss, and then the young miss told the old madam," Assistant Fang spoke cautiously.

He broke out in a cold sweat in his heart, and the next second...

"Assistant Fang, it seems your work capability has dropped. Even random cats and dogs managed to dig up information this clearly."

Bo Hanmo looked up at the assistant in the front seat, and Assistant Fang's body trembled. "Boss, it's not my fault! You tell me, is there any possibility that you said it yourself, and it just happened to be overheard by Miss Qing?!"

Assistant Fang: I am not taking the blame for this. Of course, if this month's salary were doubled, taking the blame wouldn't be entirely out of the question.

Assistant Fang ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶

"Huh???? When did I say that?" Bo Hanmo was shocked inside. He was a man with a very tight lip; since this matter wasn't settled yet, how could he possibly have blabbed?

Assistant Fang glanced at Bo Hanmo through the rearview mirror, secretly snickering in his heart. Hahaha, Boss, you have your days too! O(∩_∩)O Haha~

Assistant Fang covered his mouth and gave a cough. "Boss, you forgot about the gathering with Young Master Zhang and the others the other day..."

Assistant Fang didn't say too much more; the reminder stopped right there, trusting that the boss could figure it out.

Bo Hanmo fell silent. He remembered it now. He had casually dropped a line about getting married, never expecting someone with ulterior motives to take it to heart. If he had known...

Bo Hanmo rubbed his temples, hoping Fang Yao could hold her ground.

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