Holy Shit, What Are You Trying to Do?!

Assistant Fang led Bo Hanmo toward Fang Yao's home. "Assistant Fang, not bad. You found my wife in just one day."

"Boss, it was nothing... Boss, we're here. This is the place."

Good grief, Old Madam Bo had even brought bodyguards. They surrounded Fang Yao's little house so tightly that nothing could get through. Assistant Fang looked at the men by the door and fell silent, while his imagination ran wild.

Bo Hanmo looked at the bodyguards by the door and raised an eyebrow. What was with those expressions?

(.・＿・.)ﾉ We're not going to be silenced, are we?! Second Young Master, Miss, get up already!

"Look, the Eldest Young Master is here. Should we tell Old Madam Bo and the others?"

"Shut up! Can't you see the Eldest Young Master's face? Just stand guard!"

"Oh."

The bodyguards who had been scolded felt terribly wronged.

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Bo Hanmo walked closer and stepped inside, then backed straight out again. His eyes must have been playing tricks on him. How else could he have seen something so absurd?

Assistant Fang saw cracks appearing in his boss's perpetually icy expression. Wondering what his boss had seen, he cautiously poked his head in.

Assistant Fang's jaw dropped, and even his pinky stuck out. No wonder those bodyguards had been distracted.

"Second Young Master, Miss, what are you doing?"

"Did you fail to drive Madam away, so now you're kneeling and begging her to leave?"

The sudden voice startled everyone inside, especially Bo Miao and Bo Zhe.

Wasn't that Assistant Fang's voice?!

Bo Miao and Bo Zhe had been busy regretting their actions a moment ago. The next, they saw their big brother and nearly broke down. They tried to stand, but they had been kneeling too long. Even after several attempts, neither could get up.

"Big Brother, why are you here? Assistant Fang, what are you looking at? Close the door!"

"Assistant Fang, I told you to close the door, not come in."

"Oh, come on, Second Young Master! I'll just have a look. I won't tell anyone."

"...So you were thinking of telling someone? Come here. I promise I won't beat you to death!"

"Second Young Master, do I look like an idiot?!"

"You..."

Bo Miao and Old Madam Bo stared speechlessly at their second brother and grandson. Was this really the time to argue about that?

"Big Brother."

"Hanmo."

Bo Miao and Old Madam Bo gave awkward smiles. When their brother's and grandson's face grew darker still, they wisely shut their mouths.

Fang Yao looked at the tall, imposing man who had entered. His presence sent a chill through her.

Standing in the doorway, he looked like a god emerging from the light behind him!

"What are you two doing? Get up!" The icy force of Bo Hanmo's presence snapped Fang Yao out of her daze.

This first cannon fodder is handsome, but he doesn't have long to live. I'd better take the money and go!

Fang Yao forced herself to look away from Bo Hanmo. If she had been a little slower, she would have noticed him studying her.

"Old Madam Bo, I think you're right. Your family is out of my league. Hehe. Give me the check, and I'll leave right now."

If I don't leave soon, you'll drag me down with you and get me killed. Let me think...

No, I have to leave today. If Bo Hanmo, cannon fodder number one, dies in a car accident today, how am I supposed to get away?

But before I go, shouldn't I get something out of cannon fodder number one? I became a divorcée for no reason, after all.

Bo Hanmo's cold expression cracked. Fang Yao hadn't opened her mouth, had she? Was that ventriloquism? No, that made no sense either. Her stomach was flat.

Wait...

Cannon fodder? Did she mean what I think she meant? I'm cannon fodder number one?

Old Madam Bo and the other two took one look at Bo Hanmo's face and knew he had heard Fang Yao's thoughts.

When he looked at them, they nodded gravely.

You heard her right. Our whole family is cannon fodder. You're number one, and you're about to get into a car accident.

!!!!!!!

Big Brother is going to get into a car accident?!

My eldest grandson is going to get into a car accident?!

Old Madam Bo and the other two stared at Fang Yao in shock. Was she some kind of jinx? Bo Hanmo was perfectly fine. How was he suddenly going to get into a car accident?

Assistant Fang quietly edged away from his boss's family. One moment they looked grim, the next unhinged, then disbelieving. In the blink of an eye, Old Madam Bo and the others had changed expressions several times.

Madam must have hit them so hard they've lost their minds!

Madam is incredible! Assistant Fang's eyes sparkled as he gazed at Fang Yao like an adoring fan, cheering her on in his heart.

(Thumbs up!)

Fang Yao hugged herself and looked around. What kind of demon was out to get her?

"Old Madam Bo, what do you think of my suggestion?"

Fang Yao reached for the check, but Bo Zhe stuffed it into his shirt. "Hiss!" He grimaced in pain, then ignored his aching knees and crawled backward to escape her grasp. Once the check was out of her reach, he grinned.

Hiss... It hurts like hell. I've sacrificed so much for this family. o(╥﹏╥)o

Black lines practically streamed down Bo Hanmo's face. ￣□￣｜｜ Why hadn't their parents given the second son any brains?

Old Madam Bo covered her face. It was all that old man's fault. Her daughter-in-law had said they shouldn't have this fool because he would be born without brains. She had been right.

Fang Yao's mouth twitched. What was this supposed to mean? Hadn't they come here to make her leave?!

Bo Miao gave her second brother a thumbs-up. Well done!

Old Madam Bo and Bo Hanmo covered their faces again. Bo Miao was a fool too.

Assistant Fang took a deep breath and patted his chest. Thank goodness he didn't work for the Second Young Master. He'd want to run off and join a rival in minutes.

"Second Young Master, you can't make the decision, can you? Eldest Young Master, what do you think? That's how it happened. I didn't even know when I got married."

"I became a divorcée out of nowhere. Don't you think you should compensate me?"

Fang Yao's mouth was dry from talking. She picked up the milk tea on the table and gulped it down, sitting cross-legged on the sofa.

Assistant Fang nodded. Madam was absolutely right. A young woman had become a divorcée out of nowhere. There was nothing wrong with asking for compensation.

Ashamed, Old Madam Bo looked everywhere but at Fang Yao. Bo Miao and Bo Zhe obediently lowered their heads and knelt up straight.

At some point, Bo Hanmo had sat down across from Fang Yao. He watched her without expression, his gaze fixed on her mouth as she talked on and on.

If I hadn't heard your thoughts, I really would think I'd committed some unforgivable crime.

Come on, I've said so much. Do something already. My eyes hurt.

Hearing Fang Yao's thoughts, Old Madam Bo came back to herself. She glanced at her eldest grandson, then called over the bodyguards at the door.

The next thing Fang Yao knew, they had lifted her off her feet. What was this supposed to mean? Were they going to bury her body? Or kill her?

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