I Woke Up Married—And Everyone Can Hear My Thoughts!
Chapter 38

The Scheme Against Bo Miao Fell Apart

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Bo Miao didn't care what Yang Qi was plotting. When she saw him about to make Chen Shengtian drink the wine, she snatched the glass and fed it to Chen Shengtian herself.

Chen Shengtian tried to spit it out. He didn't need to think twice—the wine had to be drugged. Why else would they give a man they were beating a drink?

"Cough, cough... Damn it! What did you make me drink? I'm calling the police." Chen Shengtian coughed until his face turned red, but nothing came up.

He struggled to pull his phone from his pocket and call the police.

Yang Qi snatched it away. "Nothing special. We just gave you the red wine you'd prepared for Bo Miao. Tsk, your taste is awful. How can you drink wine this cheap?"

Yang Qi sniffed the empty glass and moved it away in disgust.

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Fang Yao licked her lips. She didn't know whether the red wine was cheap or not. She'd never had any before. In fact, she'd never had any alcohol at all.

When she spotted an unopened bottle on the table, she quietly poured herself a glass without checking what it was and downed it in one gulp.

No one noticed her little move. By the time they did, it was too late.

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"If it weren't for you people, would I have come to a bar like this? You're lucky there's anything to drink. And you—deal with your two brothers already, and I won't have to stay in this dump."

The bar owner raised a hand. "Uh, my bar caters to regular people."

In other words, ordinary people could afford his drinks, and no one had complained about the taste. Could these rich boys please leave his "dump" alone?

Before Bo Hanmo could speak, Assistant Fang appeared from some corner and handed the owner a business card.

"We'll cover all the damage."

The bar owner read the name on the card, glanced at Bo Hanmo, and accepted it with a smile. "Sure thing. Take your time. I won't disturb you."

"Chen Shengtian, you disgust me. I even told my family how wonderful you were. Now I look like a complete fool." Bo Miao lightly patted her own face, her eyes red.

"How was I blind enough to fall for a piece of trash like you? Thank goodness..."

Oh my god, the tough girl has arrived! Nice, nice. She's got it exactly right. You have to grind a man like him into the dirt, or he'll never learn his lesson.

Bo Hanmo was stunned. Was this really the quiet, gentle Bo Miao he knew?

As they watched her punch Chen Shengtian again and again, Bo Hanmo took his foot off Chen Shengtian and stepped aside.

Chen Shengtian had no choice but to endure Bo Miao's tearful punches and kicks, along with her verbal abuse.

Then he felt the weight pinning him down disappear. His eyes darted around, and he let out a theatrical groan.

Take this! You sneaky brat, what kind of man throws a surprise punch? Not while Fang Xiaolong is here! You're not hitting anyone in front of me.

Fang Yao kicked Chen Shengtian into the bar's wall. He slid down it like a cockroach and landed on the floor.

The sharp pain left Chen Shengtian rolling on the ground.

Bo Miao stood frozen as Chen Shengtian's fist came closer and closer. Her face drained of all color, and she squeezed her eyes shut in fear.

"Chen Shengtian, you're asking for it..." Bo Zhe reached out to stop him.

Bo Hanmo had only just lifted his foot when Chen Shengtian went flying.

Yang Qi wrapped his arms around Bo Miao and turned his back to the blow. He felt no pain, only heard a scream, and turned to look.

Remembering the thoughts he'd just heard, Yang Qi drew a sharp breath. A little frightened, he held Bo Miao tightly.

Bo Miao felt his grip grow tighter and tighter. Her cheeks grew redder and redder as she pushed against him...

No luck. He didn't budge. "Yang Qi," she said, her voice muffled, "I'm fine now. Let me go."

Furious, Bo Zhe strode up to Chen Shengtian and kicked him hard in the stomach, knocking him flat.

"Are you even a man? So what if the woman you deceived beat you up? You actually tried to hit her back? What kind of man does that?"

"He's a man, all right. I guarantee it. A rotten man who preys on girls! Move aside. Women should deal with men like him. Watch my Nine Yin White Bone Claw! Black Tiger Rips Out the Heart! Family-Line-Ending Kick! Hi-yah!"

Fang Yao shoved Bo Zhe aside so hard he nearly fell. He had barely steadied himself when he heard what she said. Then...

Bo Hanmo and the others watched Fang Yao rake her claws across Chen Shengtian's face, leaving it a bloody mess. Her little fist slammed into his chest. When he spat blood, they all took a step back.

When Chen Shengtian curled around his lower half in agony, Bo Hanmo and the others instinctively pressed their thighs together and covered their mouths.

At this rate, Chen Shengtian really might never have children. Hopefully, he already had some.

Even the other patrons watching the show fell silent. ...Don't mess with this woman. That thunderous slap the other woman delivered earlier was child's play compared to this.

They, too, pressed their thighs together and stared at Fang Yao in terror.

Beating up scum really is the best. It's been ages since I let loose like this. That felt great.

Fang Yao rolled her neck, rubbed her hands together, and charged in again.

"Big Brother, does Sister-in-law get drunk after one glass?" Prompted by a kind bystander, Bo Zhe pointed at the glass Fang Yao had emptied.

Bo Hanmo turned to look. "..."

So the little woman had secretly drunk alcohol while he wasn't looking. And this was what she was like drunk...

Didn't that mean he was next...?

The others looked at Bo Hanmo with sympathy. Yang Qi suddenly wasn't so envious of him. Hahaha. The thought of Bo Hanmo getting beaten up at home until he lost that made him want to laugh.

Yang Qi didn't know that they would be the ones getting "beaten up." After that, whenever they gathered, they assigned someone to keep a close eye on Fang Yao. She wasn't allowed a drop of alcohol.

Chen Shengtian ended up in the hospital after Fang Yao and Bo Miao finished with him, in even worse shape than last time. He stayed there for a full year, and on the day he was discharged, he received the gift of a prison sentence.

Yes, with help from some kindhearted people, the girls he had preyed on took the scumbag to court.

Why are those two blushing? Let me see... Ah, so that's it. They only hugged! What's there to be shy about? A hero saving a beauty—I like it. Hehe, handsome guys—I like those too.

Fang Yao clung to Bo Hanmo, her eyes fixed on his chest. The two battled over his clothes: she wanted to pull them off, while he thought doing that in public was a bad idea.

Bo Miao shot Yang Qi a shy glare. It was all his fault. Why did he have to blush?

Yang Qi felt thoroughly wronged. He'd only blushed because seeing Bo Miao blush had made him feel awkward too!

Bo Zhe glared fiercely at Yang Qi, his expression warning him not to get any ideas about his little sister.

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