The Imperial Court Heard My Thoughts—and Everyone Lost It!

[Historical Fiction + Best Friends Transmigrate Together + Wacky Comedy + Making Money + Transmigration into a Novel + Mysticism]

Wenren Luoshui had lived in ancient times for fifteen years. Then one day, she fell into the water while fighting with her younger cousin. After three days of high fever, Granny Meng's Forgetfulness Soup suddenly wore off, and she remembered her past life.

She also bonded with a gossip system called Slacker.

The emperor suddenly discovered that he could hear his best buddy's daughter's thoughts. Hoping to get a better understanding of the officials serving under him, he waved his hand and gave Wenren Luoshui an official post.

Wenren Luoshui: Gee, thanks. Just what I needed!

When the ministers learned that the emperor had summoned the capital's famously ornamental commandery princess to morning court, not one of them took her seriously.

Until they heard the young princess's thoughts.

Want the juicy gossip on Grand Commandant Chu, Host?

Grand Commandant Chu: Let's see what nonsense you can come up with!

So Grand Commandant Chu's nephew bullied another student to death at school! He only came running to his uncle because he didn't want to go to prison!

Grand Commandant Chu: !!!!!

Want the juicy gossip on the emperor and the empress dowager, Host?

The emperor: ...I brought you here to dig up dirt on everyone else. Why do you keep picking on me?!

So the empress dowager has loathed the emperor since he was little-not because she truly dislikes him, but because her best friend put her under a spell!

The emperor: !!!!!

Wenren Luoshui, gleefully bouncing from one juicy scandal to the next: The imperial court is a gossip lover's paradise!!