"Say, can't you control your size? Like Sun Wukong, with his Seventy-Two Transformations or something."
Yunjian poked the system's big, tigerish head. Now that the system had a physical body, Luoshui could hardly take a huge tiger to morning court, could she?
The system thought Yunjian had a point and tried shrinking itself.
Everyone watched as its body grew smaller and smaller.
Finally, it became the size of an ordinary house cat.
"Hehe! How's this size?"
The system stood on its hind legs, planting one forepaw on its hip and pointing the other at the sky.
It really did look pretty full of itself.
"Instead of showing off, why don't you try contacting your Main System?"
Wenren Luoshui tossed it a large watermelon. The basketball-sized fruit nearly knocked the system off the table.
"Don't worry. I already contacted the Main System just now. It said this was a hidden feature."
The system worked hard to bite through the rind, answering Wenren Luoshui as it ate the sweet, crumbly flesh inside.
"By the way, Host, are you really not going out to deal with An Sijia?"
The system was rather interested in An Sijia, who was constantly stirring up trouble. It ate half the basketball-sized watermelon in one go, then slumped on the table with its stuffed belly sticking out.
Yin Xing poked its soft, swollen little belly with a finger, and the system nearly threw up on the spot.
Boohoo, human food was delicious, but its stomach was far too small.
So full!
"You seem awfully eager to go watch the show."
Yunjian produced a Sandalwood Comb from somewhere and brushed the system's fur, stroke after stroke.
"They've racked their brains setting a trap for you, and you won't even take a look. You're breaking their hearts."
"Besides, if you