The Villains Heard My Gossip-Fueled Thoughts—and Had a Collective Meltdown

[No Romance + Gossip and Mind Reading + Transmigration into a Cultivation Novel + Everyone's Darling Who Just Wants to Coast]

Lan Yue transmigrates into a cultivation novel and gains the Three Realms Gossip System. All she has to do to improve her cultivation is enjoy juicy gossip, so she promptly decides to coast through life like a happy little badger in a melon patch. What she doesn't realize is that, with the system attached to her, everyone else-even beasts-can hear her thoughts.

Nothing to do today, so let's check out the sect's gossip. Huh? The Fifth Elder's beard makes him look like such an immortal sage, but he secretly glued it on himself! Who would've guessed!

The Fifth Elder coughs frantically. His lifelong reputation!

Lan Yue: System, when does the protagonist's party show up? I want to see the plot where it turns out she's the sect master's biological daughter.

System: Soon. The female lead is being bullied on the mountain behind the sect right now.

The nearby sect master's eyes widen in shock, and he immediately flies off to find his biological daughter.

Every day, Lan Yue happily feasts on gossip like a little badger in a melon patch. Before she knows it, she has become the darling of the entire sect-and has even been dragged into the protagonist's party.

Lan Yue: Help! I don't want to fight people from the Demon Realm every other day and end up gravely wounded, hovering on the brink of death, every couple of weeks!

Lan Yue: Well, since I'm here, I might as well make the best of it. Let's see what juicy gossip the Demon Realm has to offer. Oho! This demon general who snuck over here actually has a secret human sweetheart! Every day, he willingly kneels on a punishment board at home and uses his cute little heart-shaped tail to cook. Hehehe! Ooh, his sweetheart is being harassed by his sworn enemy right now. Apparently, that enemy plans to secretly take his sweetheart back to...

The demon general leading the charge jolts. Clang! Clang! With a flurry of wild slashes, he wipes out every demon soldier around him, then tears open a spatial rift and rushes home, eyes bloodshot.

Every villain whose secrets she exposed has a collective meltdown!

Just when everyone thinks gossip is all she's good for, Lan Yue cuts off the Demon Lord's head with a single swing of her sword.

"Oops. My hand slipped."