Chapter 328
--Little Tesla's Science Classroom.
A small red-haired doll appeared on the screen; it was none other than the ELF Tesla ZERO.
"In life, we often encounter various problems, such as not having the energy to properly enjoy breakfast after waking up."
"So, I invented this Fully Automatic Feeding Machine!"
When Teacher Chi Yuan appeared on the screen, she had just gotten up and hadn't even had time to style her hair when Little Tesla stepped out to be the model student on set.
A gigantic Titan appeared beside Teacher Chi Yuan.
"One-click start, very convenient, and extremely practical!"
Little Tesla took out the remote control and pressed the button decisively.
Then the Titan Mech activated, grabbed the food, and punched Teacher Chi Yuan in the face, followed by a second punch and a third punch.
Only after Teacher Chi Yuan lost consciousness did Little Tesla slowly emerge.
Einstein: "Dr. Tesla, what did you just say? A professional explanation? A genius invention?"
Is the genius invention you're talking about actually a plan to feed Titan while carrying out assassinations?
Tesla: "Slander, pure slander! This genius is Anti-Entropy, how could I possibly use Titan as Fully Automatic Feeding Machine? It's defaming me!"
Dr. Tesla was absolutely furious.
What I thought was a chance to shine and show everyone the power of Anti-Entropy, how did it turn out like this?
Mobius: "I take back what I said earlier, Vill-V. I think it was really beneath us to be associated with her as a top scientist."
Vill-V: "Agreed."
The newcomer is a disgrace to them, dragging down the average level of the scientists in the Chat Group.
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Tesla: "No, you have to believe me, I really do have the ability! Welt, you'd better explain this to me!"
Dr. Tesla panicked.
If things continue like this, her reputation as a genius will truly be gone forever, and she'll be reduced to a comedic character.
Welt: "Even if you say that... Dr. Tesla, failure is the mother of success; one failure doesn't mean anything."
Tesla: "Oh! Yes, that's it! This was definitely an accident. How could a genius like me possibly make something as boring as Fully Automatic Feeding Machine? The next one, the next one will definitely show you my masterpiece!"
With that said, Tesla turned her attention back to the screen, hoping that Little Tesla could do something to help her redeem herself!
In the scene, after introducing the Fully Automatic Feeding Machine, Little Tesla takes out its special feature and introduces another invention.
"We often encounter various annoyances in life, such as these incredibly awkward live streams that are completely unwatchable! So, I invented this Fully Automatic Livestream Converter!"
Little Tesla took out an eye mask from his clothes. The mask had the wise look in the eyes of the headmaster.
"Once you put it on, the person in front of you will automatically turn into a beautiful girl, and even the most awkward situations will become incredibly funny."
Little Tesla put the blindfold on his head.
Just as she described, the scene before her eyes transformed into two stunningly beautiful young women, and the people giving the live broadcast changed to Bronya and Seele.
"Furthermore, it can also manually switch the characters that appear."
Little Tesla slapped the blindfold twice, and a faint electric current flickered within it.
The people on the screen changed— Kiana and Mei, Rozaliya Olenyeva and Liliya —until the electric current on the eye patch grew stronger and stronger, and the scene began to go berserk.
Honkai Beast, the Oath of Judas, and even switched to Veliona's space.
"Hehe, this is Seele just changed out of."
Veliona stepped onto the edge of the bed and put Seele's socks on herself.
Upon witnessing this scene, Little Tesla's heart leaped into his throat.
"Wait, something seems to be wrong... Goodbye!"
Little Tesla slapped it hard, turning off the blindfold's function, but to everyone's surprise, Veliona followed along with the space.
"Don't even think about escaping."
Veliona: "..."
Seele: "The other one, what's going on?"
Oh no! Seele seems to have seen something incredible just now. She looked nervously at Veliona, wondering why this was happening.
Veliona: "Need I say more? Of course, it's because that idiot doctor's invention went mad, which is why illogical scenes are appearing. Wasn't it the same with the Honkai Beast, the Divine Key, and everyone else before?"
Seele: "Oh, I see."
Tesla: "Damn it, who are you calling an idiot? I'm the genius Tesla!"
Veliona: "Heh, genius, do you even believe it yourself?"
What kind of bizarre inventions are these? If they weren't so far apart, Veliona would have sneaked into Tesla's room in the middle of the night and killed everyone who knew about them!
Tesla: "An accident, it was all an accident! It was Little Tesla's doing, what does it have to do with me Tesla?"
It must be because Little Tesla's skills are not good enough; Little Tesla didn't inherit any of what she was so proud of from her.
Einstein: "I'm sorry, my son is a disgrace to scientists. He's got a PhD, but he's still acting like a child."
Tesla: "Mophead, who are you insulting?"
Einstein: "Dr. Tesla, I'm reminding you again, if you continue with your wild ideas and waste money on meaningless things, Anti-Entropy will truly have to declare bankruptcy."
Elysia: "Does this kind of thing happen all the time?"
Surprised, Elysia thought it was just a peculiar thing about the Puppet Academy, something to amuse everyone.
Surprisingly, this kind of thing has actually happened in real life.
Einstein: "This isn't the first time. Tesla always had some incredible ideas, and although he created useful inventions, most of the time they were failures."
Tesla: "That's just because I haven't found a use for those inventions yet. My inventions are absolutely useful!"
Dr. Tesla disagreed.
Why say her inventions are useless? It's just that we haven't found their true application yet!
Vill-V: "That's really strange. I remember you guys said Anti-Entropy was broke? How come it hasn't gone bankrupt yet?"
You have to understand, even if she, Vill-V, is extravagant, it's only because Eden is there to bail her out that she dares to act recklessly.
You guys at Anti-Entropy are so broke, yet you still dare to ask Tesla for funding?
Einstein: "That's why I felt it necessary to limit Dr. Tesla's funding."
Tesla: "Rejected! Without funding, how can the Sub-Divine Mech Project proceed? We can't just leave it sitting there, can we?"
That's Aesir!
The concept of data is right before our eyes; all we need to do is spend money to create it. How can we possibly give up on it?
Theresa: "I always felt that Anti-Entropy would go bankrupt sooner or later."
Elysia: "I feel the same way."
Tesla: "No way! And why are you all acting like I'm the one who caused Anti-Entropy's bankruptcy?"
To be fair, these Anti-Entropy Conservative Faction are poor to begin with.
Especially after Raiden Ryoma went to prison, the conflict between Cocolia's Radical Faction and Conservative Faction, and the occasional financial deficit, is a reasonable situation, isn't it?
Why do I feel like this was caused by her?
[In the scene, Little Tesla escapes Veliona's pursuit and returns to the TV station to introduce her other invention.]
"We often encounter annoying Honkai zombie on the road, so I invented this Fully Automatic Honkai Zombie Trap!"
Teacher Chi Yuan was bound hand and foot and thrown onto the main road. This place was deserted and a must-pass for Honkai zombie.
Using Teacher Chi Yuan as a living bait, Little Tesla deployed sophisticated heavy firepower under the road. Once any Honkai zombie passed through, they would feel the saturation attack from the steel torrent.
"This product uses the latest technology to automatically attract all Honkai zombie within a one-kilometer radius, making it extremely practical!"
"The sensors on site are responding."
Across from Teacher Chi Yuan, a red-haired man with a lobster-like hairstyle stared at his phone and walked towards the trap.
"Look everyone, what's coming towards us is a... wait, it's a... a lobster Honkai zombie. The lobster Honkai zombie is, is..."
"Huh! What the hell is that?"
"It hurts!"
Seeing Dr. Tesla fall into his own trap, Little Tesla broke out in a cold sweat and quickly turned off the live stream.
Suddenly, the ground shook violently. A Father-class Mech drove into the campus.
"We're doomed, we're doomed, let's get out of here!"
Little Tesla was still demonstrating her invention in the live stream when suddenly a shadow fell over her head.
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A giant Father-class Mech was staring at Little Tesla outside the window, and it directly ripped off the roof of the Puppet Academy.
The live stream channel was also hacked and changed.
--The science classroom of the genius Dr. Tesla.
The person broadcasting the live stream was changed from Little Tesla to Dr. Tesla, who was sitting inside the Father-class Mech, her body covered in wounds.
This demonstrates that Little Tesla's Fully Automatic Honkai Zombie Trap is impeccable in terms of firepower.
"In life, we are often bothered by unruly children, so I specially invented this Brat Catcher. It can catch unruly children with just one click, which is very practical!"
Tesla pressed the red button.
The Father-class Mech stretched out its arm and pulled Little Tesla out of the building.
Under the blazing sunset, the Father-class Mech, carrying Tesla ZERO, slowly drove away, leaving only the dismantled school building behind.
The video ends here.
Einstein: "Dr. Tesla, is there anything else you'd like to say?"
That's so embarrassing.
Einstein couldn't help but facepalm; it seemed their reputation for Anti-Entropy in the Chat Group was unlikely to be salvaged anytime soon.
Tesla: "No! That was Little Tesla's doing. My genius inventions are still very useful. Just look at that Father-class Mech!"
What does the scandal that Little Tesla caused have to do with Tesla?
The Father-class Mech she created can fight Honkai Beast head-on and capture mischievous children. Isn't that practical and convenient enough?
Einstein: "But Dr. Tesla, all your useless inventions are gathering dust in the Anti-Entropy warehouse."
Tesla: "Mophead, that's not a useless invention; one day it will show its unique value!"
Einstein: "Hopefully that day will come before we go bankrupt in our efforts to Anti-Entropy."
Kiana: "Why do I feel like you're always talking about bankruptcy? Is life really that difficult for Anti-Entropy?"
After all, Anti-Entropy is one of the three major powers in the world today, and is undoubtedly the largest power besides Schicksal and World Serpent.
Putting aside Schicksal, they already have a large and powerful family business, controlling resources worldwide, so they basically don't have to worry about funding.
World Serpent also encompasses underground forces, Shencheng Pharmaceuticals, and Jackal's secret laboratory; funds are everywhere.
Why is it that Anti-Entropy is the only one doing so poorly?
Don't you have the Moonlight Throne? Don't you have nuclear weapons?
Einstein: "Well, it's a long story."
Tesla: "It's all because of that woman, Cocolia. Now that Raiden Ryoma is in jail, cutting off ME Corp's funding, we Conservative Faction are really struggling to make ends meet!"
Kiana: "ME Corp, Mei, I remember that was..."
Raiden Mei: "That's right, it's my father's business. However, as the eldest daughter of the Raiden Family, I don't know much about ME Corp, and my father has never let me get involved with it."