Jujutsu Kaisen: Elbowing the Timeline off Course, Starting with the Culling Game

"If you were given a chance... would you choose your dream girl, or..."

Spare me the chatter. Skip the plot, skip the life story. I'm here to throw hands with Sukuna! Put the boring stuff aside!

"Hajime Kashimo, there will always be creatures on this earth who dare to face the majesty of lightning."

"Yuji, my foolish little brother... hate me a little more."

"Gojo-sensei, you're still one step too late. One move short... Five seconds is still too little time for a teacher, isn't it...?"

"Kenjaku is a woman who could have become my mother."

"Megumi, become my son!"

Simulate, then simulate again. The people I met in those simulated lives don't matter. Everyone, become my strength!

"Hey, Sukuna, about whether you're stronger than me..."

"I have one tiny doubt."

Finally, after countless trials and tribulations, proof of the strongest is carved into Shinjuku!!!

Fifteen minutes later, a certain someone lies on the ground, fully immersed in cosplaying diced mango, and tells Sukuna with a smile:

"Just make it quick."

Great. This will definitely come in handy next time!

[No AI-Written Entirely by Hand] + [Certified Lunatic] + [Simulator? Isn't That My Innate Technique?] + [A Truly Limitless Jujutsu Sorcerer]