Ch. 1Starting off by stealing the Desolate Heaven Emperor's beast milk!

In Stone Village, the transmigrated Shi Hou unlocked the Stew Anything system after Shi Hao caught and spanked him for stealing beast milk. Shi Hao then took the system’s stone pot and knife, and his casual wish made the pot grow enormous, leaving Shi Hou stunned that it responded to Shi Hao.

  • Shi Hou stole Shi Hao’s beast milk and ran through Stone Village while the villagers laughed and cheered them on.
  • Shi Hao tripped Shi Hou with a thrown stone, pinned him down, and spanked him until the Stew Anything system activated.
  • Shi Hao noticed a miniature stone pot and knife beside Shi Hou’s head, snatched them, and ran off.
  • Shi Hao wished the pot would grow bigger, and the stone pot expanded into a huge vessel before the astonished villagers.
  • Shi Hou realized the pot was his system’s treasure but saw that it had obeyed Shi Hao.

Ch. 2Cooking Utensils That Shocked the Whole Village?

Shi Hou’s cooking pot transformed into a stone treasure, and the villagers mistook it for a weapon blessed by their ancestors. When Shi Hou touched it, the pot activated a cooking system that forced him to begin preparing meat for Shi Hao.

  • The stone pot grew from the item hanging from Shi Hou’s ear, and Shi Yunfeng identified its aura as that of a primordial treasure.
  • Shi Yunfeng and the villagers prepared to honor the pot, while Shi Hou insisted that it was his cooking pot.
  • Shi Hao said the pot smelled hungry and was meant to hold tasty food, prompting Shi Yunfeng to wonder whether it needed a blood offering.
  • Shi Hou grabbed the pot’s handle, igniting rune-woven flames without harming himself.
  • The system detected One-Horned Pig meat and Shi Hao’s hunger, then compelled Shi Hou to cook as a rhythm-game interface appeared.

Ch. 3Two Tigers Dance

Shi Hou’s system-forced cooking dance transformed ordinary One-Horned Pig scraps into grade-one spiritual food, astonishing the villagers of Stone Village. The chapter ended as Shi Hao rushed toward the Stone Pot to grab the meat.

  • Shi Hou chopped and seasoned the ingredients in time with the system’s music while struggling through its humiliating movements.
  • Shi Yunfeng declared Shi Hou’s cooking dance a long-lost Primordial Sacrificial Dance and a Divine Art, and the hunting team watched in awe.
  • Shi Hou tossed the Stone Pot into the air, finished cooking the dish, and caught the pot as the system awarded him two grade increases and rated the food grade one.
  • The aroma overwhelmed Big Yellow Dog and knocked sparrows from the trees, while the villagers marveled at the transformed broth and meat.
  • Shi Hao ran toward the Stone Pot and reached for the meat, prompting Shi Linhu to warn him to be careful.

Ch. 45,000 Vitality Credited

Shi Hou cooked spiritual meat broth that restored the children and triggered Shi Hao’s hundredfold vitality return, flooding Shi Hou with overwhelming strength. After he crushed part of a thousand-jin stone cauldron into dust, Shi Hao innocently asked why he had ground up a rock.

  • Shi Hao tasted the broth and called Ermeng, Snot Boy, and the other children over to eat.
  • Shi Hou collapsed from the vitality the system had deducted, and Snot Boy gave him a bowl of broth.
  • Shi Hou drank the broth and regained his strength as the children grew energized and ran around the clearing.
  • The system credited Shi Hou with 5,000 vitality after Shi Hao finished eating, and the sudden surge of power overwhelmed him.
  • Shi Hou grabbed the stone cauldron for support and crushed part of its rim into dust, shocking the villagers.
  • Shi Hao sprang up and asked Shi Hou why he had crushed the rock so finely.

Ch. 5Willow Deity

After the Willow Deity declared Shi Hou’s mysterious Stone Pot harmless and a possible chance for Stone Village to survive, the villagers agreed to supply him with the best ingredients. Their celebration ended when a huge creature approached through the forest.

  • Shi Yunfeng realized that the Stone Pot’s soup had released overwhelming vital essence, explaining Shi Hou’s strength, and led the villagers to ask the Willow Deity about it.
  • The Willow Deity identified the Stone Pot as an object from another age, declared it harmless, and said it might give Stone Village another chance to survive in the Great Wilderness.
  • Shi Hou told the villagers that preparing spiritual food tired him and that he might be able to cook more with additional ingredients.
  • Shi Yunfeng promised Shi Hou first pick of the hunting team’s best ingredients so he could strengthen the village’s children and share any extra food with the adults.
  • A series of heavy booms shook the ground as something huge approached, and Shi Linhu rallied the villagers to arms.

Ch. 6Kang, the Auspicious Beast

Shi Hou and the villagers met Kang, an auspicious beast that shrank into a miniature pig and settled on Shi Hao’s shoulder. After the adults dealt with the aftermath, Ermeng proposed raiding a Green-Scaled Eagle’s nest for its eggs, and Shi Hao agreed to go the next day.

  • Shi Linhu shot at a huge green pig emerging from the forest, but the arrow bounced off its forehead.
  • Shi Yunfeng recognized the pig as Kang, an auspicious beast, and Shi Hao rushed over to inspect its tiny wings.
  • Kang smelled the Stone Pot near Shi Hou, licked him, and rubbed against him until Shi Hao kicked it for ignoring him.
  • Kang shrank to a palm-sized pig and settled on Shi Hao’s shoulder, where Shi Hao claimed it as emergency food.
  • Ermeng showed Shi Hou and Shi Hao a Green-Scaled Eagle scale and suggested raiding the bird’s nest for eggs.
  • Shi Hao agreed to go to the Green-Scaled Eagle’s nest the next day.

Ch. 7Flying Pig Grenade

Shi Hou and the children stole the Green-Scaled Eagle’s eggs and escaped down the cliff in his expanding Stone Pot. As the eagle caught up, Shi Hao hurled the sleeping Kang into its throat, leaving the bird choking and crashing into the cliff.

  • Shi Hou joined Shi Hao, Ermeng, Dazhuang, and Snot Boy on a raid for the Green-Scaled Eagle’s eggs, showing off his newfound strength as they climbed Lone Steep Cliff.
  • Shi Hou stored all three eggs inside the Stone Pot when the children worried about carrying them safely.
  • The Green-Scaled Eagle returned and attacked, so Shi Hou expanded the pot and sent everyone sliding down the rocky slope inside it.
  • When the eagle caught up and reached for them, Shi Hao threw Kang at it, and the pig went straight down its throat.
  • The choking eagle crashed into the cliff while Shi Hou steered the Stone Pot into the forest below.

Ch. 8A Sudden Sense of Emptiness

Shi Hao and the children escaped the Green-Scaled Eagle after Kang injured it from inside, then reunited with Shi Yunfeng and the adults, who learned they had secured the bird eggs. On the way back to Stone Village, Shi Hou suddenly became dizzy and collapsed, leaving his condition uncertain.

  • Shi Hou and the children escaped the Green-Scaled Eagle in the Stone Pot, and Kang returned to Shi Hao after bursting from the bird's throat and injuring it.
  • Shi Hou coaxed Kang into staying with a promise of a special feast, then led the children through the forest.
  • Shi Yunfeng and the injured adults found the children, and Ermeng revealed that they had taken the Green-Scaled Eagle's eggs.
  • Shi Yunfeng ordered everyone back to the village, saying the eggs and Shi Hou's cooking would secure the children's baptism.
  • Shi Hou began feeling an emptiness and dizziness as they walked, and Shi Shoushan caught him when he started to fall.

Ch. 966? Screw your damn sixes!

Shi Hou returned to Stone Village with three Green-Scaled Eagle eggs that the Stone Pot had transformed into eggs with awakening primordial bloodlines, but the process drained nearly all his vitality. The Green-Scaled Eagle left the eggs in his care, and Shi Hou, furious at his remaining vitality of 66, prepared to eat back what he had lost.

  • The Willow Deity revived Shi Hou, and he brought three transformed, golden-patterned eggs out of the Stone Pot.
  • Shi Yunfeng recognized the eggs’ ancestral bloodline signs, while Shi Hou realized the pot had drained his vitality to process them.
  • The Green-Scaled Eagle returned, then pushed the eggs toward Shi Hou and flew away after seeing the Stone Pot.
  • Shi Hou checked his status, saw that his vitality had fallen to 66, and coughed up blood before cursing the Stone Pot.
  • Shi Hou summoned a stone saber and raised it over the largest egg as Kang and Shi Hao watched eagerly.

Ch. 10Exclusive Delivery

Shi Hou collapsed after the system refused to cook the Gold-Patterned Jade Egg because he lacked the required vitality, then recovered when the Green-Scaled Eagle brought a fierce beast to the village. He began preparing to cook the Black-Scaled Goat, spending the last of his available vitality as the villagers watched.

  • Shi Hou tried to cook the Green-Scaled Eagle egg, but the system demanded 10,000 vitality when he had only 66, and he fainted in frustration.
  • Shi Yunfeng checked Shi Hou and said he was alive but weak, then ordered villagers to place the three eggs beneath the Willow Deity.
  • Shi Hou awoke at home, and Shi Hao told him that the Green-Scaled Eagle had dropped a fierce beast at the village entrance.
  • Shi Hou identified the beast as a Black-Scaled Goat and saw that cooking it would cost 50 vitality, which he had available.
  • Shi Hou ignored Lin Yun's worries, summoned the Knife-Wok, and began the cooking ritual as the villagers watched.

Ch. 11A Sleepless Night for the Whole Village

Shi Hou prepared first-grade Black-Scaled Goat spirit food, and its effects restored his strength while overwhelming the villagers with energy. The feast left Stone Village awake through the night as the adults rushed home to their wives.

  • Shi Hou cooked the Black-Scaled Goat perfectly despite his depleted blood qi.
  • Shi Hao and the children rushed to eat, and Shi Hou gained 8,000 blood qi through Hundredfold Return.
  • Shi Hou’s strength returned as the blood qi rebuilt his body.
  • Shi Yunfeng stopped the children from eating more when the spirit food’s effects made them dangerously overheated and energetic.
  • Shi Linhu and the other men drank the remaining soup, then hurried home in a restless state.
  • Shi Hou sat on his roof and listened as the whole village stayed awake through the night.

Ch. 12Unable to Cultivate

Shi Hou discovered that his overwhelming blood and vital energy rejected bone text, leaving him unable to cultivate it. The Willow Deity told him to become his own heaven and earth, and Shi Hou accepted a path of relying on brute strength while planning to hunt and cook every ferocious beast he could find.

  • Shi Linhu led the exhausted hunting party into the Great Wilderness, and Shi Yunfeng began teaching the children bone text.
  • Shi Hao and the other children formed faint runes, but Shi Hou's energy shattered every rune and rejected Shi Yunfeng's attempt to help him.
  • Shi Hou feared he was unable to cultivate, while Shi Hao and the other children comforted him and promised to protect him.
  • Shi Hou asked the Willow Deity if he was a cripple, and it told him to become a heaven and earth unto himself and shatter all arts with one force.
  • Shi Hou resolved to rely on his strength and declared that he would cook Shi Hao a huge feast by hunting the beasts of the Great Wilderness.

Ch. 13One Hundred and Ten Thousand Blood Qi

Shi Hou used the Stone Pot to nurture the Green-Scaled Eagle’s three eggs, steadily accumulating blood qi until he reached 110,000. On the eleventh day, the largest Gold-Patterned Jade Egg began to hatch, and Stone Village gathered to watch.

  • Shi Hou discovered that placing the eggs in the Stone Pot consumed blood qi, so he asked the Green-Scaled Eagle to bring him larger fierce beasts in exchange for helping her chicks.
  • Shi Hou put a garlic chive in the pot and found that nurturing it consumed almost no blood qi.
  • The Green-Scaled Eagle brought increasingly powerful beasts, and Shi Hou cooked them for the children, whose leftovers strengthened the village adults.
  • Shi Hou’s blood qi rose to 110,000, giving him immense physical strength, while the children continued training under Shi Yunfeng.
  • On the eleventh day, the eggs stopped draining Shi Hou’s blood qi, and a crack appeared in the largest egg, sending golden light into the sky.
  • Shi Linhu alerted the village, and Shi Hou watched as everyone gathered around the egg that was about to hatch.

Ch. 14Bei Village attacks

Three Heaven-Tier chicks hatched in Stone Village, and Shi Hou built up his blood qi while the villagers learned the Green-Scaled Eagle Treasure Technique. The chapter ended with the hunting party returning wounded after Bei Village ambushed them, awakening Shi Hou’s fury.

  • The Gold-Patterned Jade Eggs hatched into three mutated chicks, and Shi Yunfeng stopped Shi Hou from suggesting they roast two of them.
  • The mother Green-Scaled Eagle supplied Stone Village with vicious beasts, while Shi Hao and the other children studied the Bone Text and learned the Green-Scaled Eagle Treasure Technique.
  • Shi Hou accumulated 208,000 Blood Qi Value and demonstrated that his fingertip could pierce a bluestone tile.
  • Shi Shoushan and the hunting party returned wounded and reported that men from Bei Village had ambushed them on Stone Village’s territory.
  • Shi Yunfeng asked Shi Hou to make soup for the injured, and Shi Hou agreed as fury rose within him.

Ch. 15Chives? Precious Medicine?

Shi Hou used a magically cultivated chive to heal Shi Feijiao’s poisoned wound, then reassured his father that he had made the right choice. Determined to prepare for revenge against Bei Village, Shi Hou gathered vegetables into his pot, unaware that Kang had slipped away to raid a neighboring garden.

  • Shi Hou revealed that his pot had transformed a chive into a powerful medicinal plant, and Shi Yunfeng used its juice to heal Shi Feijiao’s wound.
  • The villagers ate a feast of Redflame Bull meat that restored their strength and eased their injuries.
  • Shi Shoushan scolded Shi Hou for thinking he needed to apologize for using the medicine on Shi Feijiao, then praised his decision.
  • Shi Hou resolved to settle the score with Bei Village and gathered vegetables from his family’s garden into the pot.
  • While Shi Hou headed to Shi Yunfeng’s house to discuss revenge, Kang secretly flew into a neighboring vegetable patch.

Ch. 16Fifty Thousand Blood Qi Fed to a Pig!

Shi Hou discovered that the Stone Pot had drained more than fifty thousand Blood Qi Value to mutate Kang into a powerful-looking black beast. He spared Kang after Shi Yunfeng explained its rare ability, then promised Shi Hao they would attack Bei Village after he recovered his blood qi.

  • Shi Hou noticed his vitality draining and found Kang had consumed more than fifty thousand Blood Qi Value while mutating in the Stone Pot.
  • Shi Hou nearly struck Kang with the Stone Knife, but Shi Hao stopped him and recognized the black creature as Kang.
  • Shi Yunfeng examined Kang and explained that the Stone Pot could mutate bloodlines, while Shi Hao recalled Kang disrupting the Green-Scaled Eagle's precious technique with a flash of blue light.
  • Shi Yunfeng identified Kang's ability as a rare technique that could disrupt an enemy's qi and paralyze them, persuading Shi Hou to spare it.
  • Kang woke, flew into Shi Hou's arms, and went back to sleep; Shi Hou told Shi Hao they would attack Bei Village after he replenished his blood qi.

Ch. 17A Pig-Shaped Gatling Gun!

Shi Hou tested Black Pig’s blue-light attack and discovered he could turn the pig into a rapid-fire weapon that brought down every beast in the woods. After Black Pig overheated, Shi Hou and the boys began gathering the enormous haul for a village banquet.

  • Shi Hou woke Black Pig and took him with Dazhuang, Ermeng, and Snot Boy into the woods to test his blue-light attack.
  • Shi Hou lured a One-Horned Wild Boar into range, and Black Pig’s beam paralyzed it by disrupting its energy.
  • Shi Hou held Black Pig by the ears and tail and made him fire a rapid barrage at the beasts gathering nearby.
  • Black Pig’s blue light felled Greenwind Wolves, Iron-Beaked Eagles, a Five-Colored Deer, a Dragon-Scaled Elephant, and other animals across the woods.
  • Black Pig overheated and stopped firing, so Shi Hou ended the test and told the boys to butcher and carry the prey.
  • Shi Hou hoisted the Dragon-Scaled Elephant overhead and announced that the village would have a banquet.

Ch. 18He Who Keeps Company with Pigs Turns Black

Shi Hou’s hunting trips with Kang helped him restore his Blood Qi, though they also turned his skin dark. When Stone Village prepared to enter the mountains amid a clash between powerful beasts, Shi Hou and Shi Hao began considering how to deal with Bei Village.

  • Shi Hou and the boys returned to Stone Village with a huge haul of prey, and Shi Yunfeng defended their hunt despite the adults’ anger.
  • Shi Hou cooked the meat, fed Kang a concentrated stew, and the village feasted while Shi Hao rolled the overstuffed pig around.
  • Over the next ten days, Shi Hou used Kang’s blue-light attack to hunt beasts and regained more than 200,000 Blood Qi.
  • Ermeng and Dazhuang noticed Shi Hou’s skin had turned dark and metallic, matching Kang’s black coloring.
  • A distant roar signaled a fierce battle deep in the mountains, and Shi Yunfeng ordered the Hunting Team to depart at dawn to search for spoils.
  • Shi Hao hinted that Bei Village might also enter the mountains, and Shi Hou understood that they should watch out for its treacherous villagers.

Ch. 19Who Gave You Permission to Be So Pale?

Shi Hou and Shi Hao followed Stone Village’s Hunting Team into the mountains, where Bei Village ambushed them over a cache of dead beasts. Shi Hao saved Shi Shoushan from Bei Feng’s arrow, and Shi Hou launched a counterattack as the chapter ended.

  • Shi Hou and Shi Hao slipped away from training and secretly followed Stone Village’s Hunting Team into the mountains.
  • Shi Linhu’s team found traps laid by Bei Village, then discovered a valley filled with the carcasses of powerful beasts.
  • Bei Feng and Bei Village’s hunters ambushed the team, and Bei Feng shot Shi Shoushan in the shoulder.
  • Shi Hao intercepted Bei Feng’s next arrow with his bare hand and challenged him for attacking Stone Village.
  • Shi Hou hurtled toward Bei Feng with Black Pig as a barrage of blue light struck first.

Ch. 20Rat-a-tat-tat!

Shi Hou and Shi Hao turned the ambush by Bei Feng's group into a rout, but Bei Feng tried to stab Shi Hao after surrendering. Shi Hou caught the attack and prepared to kill Bei Feng, leaving his fate unresolved.

  • Shi Hou and Kang's rapid blue shots disabled Bei Feng's riders and killed the giant wolf beneath him.
  • Shi Hao charged Bei Feng, broke his treasured bow, and beat him until he surrendered.
  • Shi Hao demanded the stolen goods and antidote, then turned away after Bei Feng agreed to leave them.
  • Bei Feng attacked Shi Hao from behind with a poisoned bone needle, but Shi Hou caught his wrist and snapped the needle against his palm.
  • Shi Hou crushed Bei Feng's wrist and lifted him by the throat, gathering strength to strike as the chapter ended.
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