Trading insults

The war of words between the Heaven-Earth Alliance Leader and Yun Tian erupted in an instant. Neither backed down as they went head-to-head. Unexpectedly, however, Yun Tian instantly transformed into an internet troll, his sharp, merciless insults catching the Heaven-Earth Alliance Leader completely off guard.

By comparison, the Heaven-Earth Alliance Leader clearly knew little about the tricks and tactics of online flame wars. Although he tried to hit back, his words were feeble beside Yun Tian's, nowhere near enough to compete.

After all, Yun Tian came from modern society and had been tempered by the internet. He knew every kind of online insult inside out and was a veteran of countless flame wars. The Heaven-Earth Alliance Leader, on the other hand, was a complete novice, like a fresh recruit facing a seasoned veteran. Naturally, he had no way to fight back.

Before long, the Heaven-Earth Alliance Leader began to buckle. His emotions slipped out of control as Yun Tian's verbal attacks broke through his defenses.

"Yun Tian, you fucking xxxxxxxx!"

"Oh, Heaven, why are you swearing?"

"You motherfucker, I xxxxxxx!"

"Heaven, look at you. I know you have no manners, and I know that's not your fault, but running around biting people is where you're in the wrong. Anyone who didn't know better would think you had rabies."

"Yun Tian, I want to slaughter you right now!"

"Oh, mighty leader of Heaven, look at yourself. You were already ugly, but with that expression, you could scare someone to death. I suggest you stay home at night, or anyone who sees you will think they've run into a ghost."

Yun Tian's words sent the Heaven-Earth Alliance Leader over the edge again, and he launched straight into another tirade.

"Yun Tian, I xxxxxxxx you X!"

Seeing the Heaven-Earth Alliance Leader start spewing abuse again, Yun Tian said,

"Heaven, I just told you all that, and you didn't take in a single word. In that case, let me show you what an internet troll can do."

With that, Yun Tian drew a breath and began trading insults with the Heaven-Earth Alliance Leader.

"Heaven-Earth Alliance Leader, with that fucking face of yours, xxxxxxxx!"

"Holy shit, that's filthy! I Xxxxxxx!"

"You motherfucker, I Xxxxxxxx!"

"Yun Tian, I'll fuck your x!"

"Heaven-Earth Alliance Leader, I x your x's spiraling, corner-turning ass, xxxxxxx!"

The Heaven-Earth Alliance Leader was no match at all for Yun Tian in full keyboard-warrior mode. In the end, he turned red with rage and abruptly hung up.

"Damn you, Yun Tian!"

Just as the Heaven-Earth Alliance Leader was cursing Yun Tian, the phone rang again. The moment he answered, he heard Yun Tian's voice.

"Heaven, look at you. Why'd you hang up so fast? I wasn't finished talking. Why did you end the call?"

Hearing Yun Tian's words, the Heaven-Earth Alliance Leader immediately flared up again and was about to start cursing. But then he remembered that he was no match for Yun Tian, so he forced himself to hold back and said,

"If you have something to say, spit it out."

"Ah, Heaven, it's nothing much. It's just that I helped Dongfang Tiexin recover her memories. She's not going back. She's staying with me."

The Heaven-Earth Alliance Leader exploded the instant he heard that.

"Yun Tian, you fucking stole my daughter!"

"Heaven, I don't like the sound of that. What do you mean, your daughter? Is she your biological daughter? You clearly stole her. Speaking of which, I never realized you liked being other people's dad. Are you missing a father's love? If so, I can be your dad. Don't worry, I won't hold anything against you."

"Yun Tian!" The Heaven-Earth Alliance Leader practically exploded with rage.

"I xXX, xx fucking, xxxxx!"

Seeing that the Heaven-Earth Alliance Leader was about to launch into another tirade, Yun Tian immediately hung up.

"Whew, the Heaven-Earth Alliance Leader almost got those insults out."

On the other end, the Heaven-Earth Alliance Leader saw that Yun Tian had hung up before he could get his curses out.

"Yun Tian. This isn't over!"

The Heaven-Earth Alliance Leader's enraged cry rang throughout Jade Dragon City.

Meanwhile, back with Yun Tian...

Having just hung up, Yun Tian turned around to find Ling'er and the other three women staring at him, dumbfounded.

"What's wrong? Why are you looking at me like that?"

"Husband, I never imagined you had this side to you."

"Yes, husband, you were incredible! The Heaven-Earth Alliance Leader couldn't keep up with your insults at all."

"Mm."

"Mm, exactly."