Ch. 161I'll take you to see her

Lin Ze found Wade at the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor after Wade tried to die by jumping into a zoo, and urged his friend to stop hiding his grief over Vanessa behind dirty jokes. Hu Tao told Wade that he might be able to see Vanessa without resorting to death, leaving him stunned and asking what she meant.

  • Hu Tao opened the door for Lin Ze and pointed him toward Wade, who was hiding naked behind a sofa.
  • Wade teased Lin Ze with crude jokes, and Paimon kicked him off the sofa before Hu Tao took her out for food.
  • Lin Ze told Wade that he did not want to see him die and asked whether staying alive was really so hard.
  • Wade admitted that he wanted revenge for Vanessa and believed death was the only way to see her again.
  • Hu Tao said people should respect death and suggested Wade could see Vanessa without taking an extreme path, leaving him stunned.

Ch. 162You really can't recruit this one

Hu Tao took Wade and Lin Ze to Stark Tower to find Vanessa in the Ordinary Place, but she got sidetracked by Qiqi and tried to take her along. After Tony stopped the apparent kidnapping, he explained that he was suffering from food poisoning, and Hu Tao tried to recruit him as a funeral parlor client.

  • Hu Tao explained that the Ordinary Place could form where spirits with lingering attachments gathered and said the casualties from the New York battle had opened an easy way in.
  • Lin Ze brought Hu Tao, Wade, and Paimon to Stark Tower, where Hu Tao spotted Qiqi in the elevator and carried her off over her protests.
  • Mark Armor suits surrounded the elevator, and Tony ordered Hu Tao to release Qiqi before Lin Ze explained that she and Wade were his friends.
  • Tony revealed that food sent by Bennett had given him food poisoning, and he sent Qiqi to find Potts and ask for her apple pie.
  • Hu Tao offered Tony a Wangsheng Funeral Parlor brochure, but Lin Ze and Paimon took it away, and Hu Tao protested that Tony could not be recruited.

Ch. 163Arrived

Lin Ze, Hu Tao, Paimon, and Wade entered Hu Tao’s remodeled border between life and death to help Wade find Vanessa. They found her among the wandering souls, but Vanessa mistook Wade’s antics with Lin Ze for evidence he had become gay and chased him as Paimon misunderstood her questions.

  • Barbara’s song distracted the group, allowing Lin Ze to take Hu Tao and Wade to the rooftop, where Hu Tao opened a border into the afterlife.
  • Hu Tao led the group through a landscape resembling the place Wade had come from, while Wade failed to notice the clues and complained about being made to run around.
  • Wade chased after Lin Ze, Hu Tao, and Paimon, fell into shallow water, and finally followed them to a glowing cloud-filled area crowded with wandering souls.
  • Wade recognized Vanessa, but she accused him of turning gay and questioned Lin Ze about whether he was on top or bottom.
  • Paimon mistook Vanessa’s question for one about fighting ability, prompting Vanessa to chase Wade and Hu Tao to offer Lin Ze a discount on her funeral services.

Ch. 164So dark

Wade reunited with Vanessa in the afterlife, but she refused to let him stay with her or keep chasing death to be together. Vanessa departed to reincarnate, leaving Wade confused and grieving.

  • Vanessa and Wade discovered they could not touch each other, and Wade tried to comfort her with a mistaken reference to Titanic.
  • Wade asked Hu Tao to let Vanessa remain beside him forever, but Hu Tao refused to interfere with the order of life and death.
  • Vanessa explained that she was angry because Wade kept pursuing death to see her and told him the living and dead belonged to different worlds.
  • Vanessa urged Wade to live properly and announced she was leaving to reincarnate as a woman in twenty years.
  • Vanessa faded away, and Wade searched for her before asking what she meant by putting his heart in the right place.

Ch. 165This is love↑

Lin Ze, Hu Tao, and Paimon helped Wade interpret Vanessa’s advice, and Paimon’s words inspired him to become a good person. Elsewhere, Russell was brought to Essex’s facility, where the injured children and a warning from one of them revealed its cruelty.

  • Wade asked Lin Ze, Hu Tao, and Paimon what Vanessa meant by putting his heart in the right place.
  • Paimon said Vanessa wanted Wade to live meaningfully and find his own worth, and Lin Ze and Hu Tao praised her advice.
  • Paimon admitted she had heard those words from Tony when he refused to let her eat cupcakes.
  • Wade decided to do good deeds, protect world peace, and show Vanessa how much he loved her.
  • A balding old man brought Russell into Essex’s facility and claimed the children stayed because they belonged there.
  • Russell saw the children’s injuries, and a boy hiding under a bed warned him that the facility was hell.

Ch. 166That Cup Is Going to Shatter

Wade quit doing small good deeds with Lin Ze because he found them boring, while Lin Ze planned to check on Chongyun with Paimon. Wade then came upstairs and flirted with Zhongli.

  • Wade complained to Lin Ze about the trivial errands and meager rewards that had made him stop helping people.
  • Lin Ze suggested Wade fight crime with Diluc, and Wade recounted how Diluc had chased him from the tavern after he sang to cover an unpaid bill.
  • Lin Ze told Wade that the green-clad singer in white stockings was his male friend Venti, and Wade joked about wanting stockings of his own.
  • Lin Ze told Wade to take a few days off while he and Paimon went to check on Chongyun, who had run into a problem.
  • Wade left his coffin, saw Zhongli drinking tea, and offered him a passionate kiss of friendship.

Ch. 167Ah

Hu Tao returned to the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor to find its ceiling smashed and learned that Zhongli had injured Wade in a sparring match. Wade sought treatment at a hospital, where a commotion about fires and mutants erupted outside his room.

  • Hu Tao came back to the parlor and found a hole in the ceiling after Zhongli and Wade had sparred.
  • Zhongli crushed his teacup when Hu Tao asked what had angered him, then said Wade had injured his tailbone and left.
  • Hu Tao left to look for Wade and arrange repairs, while Zhongli stayed behind and called the fight a small punishment.
  • Wade refused a doctor's suggestion to remove his badly injured testicles and received medication to ease the pain as they regrew.
  • Wade saw a severely burned patient on a stretcher and heard people outside shout that mutants were causing trouble and setting fires.

Ch. 168What a Low Blow

Wade learned that a fire-wielding child at the Aethas Estate had injured several people and left the hospital to find the X-Men. Hu Tao arrived looking for him, but the officers discovered that Wade had registered under Paimon’s name as Paimon sneezed while walking with Lin Ze.

  • Wade disrupted an emergency room and asked Officer Ryan what had injured the patients.
  • Officer Ryan told Wade that a child who could shoot fire from his hands at the Aethas Estate had caused the injuries and that the X-Men had been called.
  • Wade called Du Mingde for a ride and left the hospital to watch what happened at the estate.
  • Hu Tao arrived searching for Wade, and Officer Ryan told her that Wade had already left after registering under the name Paimon.
  • Paimon sneezed and wondered what had made her nose itch as she walked with Lin Ze.

Ch. 169Found

Deadpool arrived at the Aethas Estate mutant rehabilitation facility during Russell’s dangerous meltdown and tried to convince the X-Men and police to let him talk to the boy. Just as he was about to approach Russell, someone in the crowd called out that Wade had not paid, revealing that his creditor had caught up with him.

  • Eileen Merryweather reported that Russell had injured people and set fires while the police tried to contain him.
  • Deadpool arrived in a taxi, claimed to be a child negotiation specialist, and exchanged insults with Negasonic Teenage Warhead and Colossus.
  • Colossus and Negasonic questioned Deadpool’s motives, and Wade said he wanted to become a good guy.
  • The police officer argued Russell should be sent to the Icebox, while Colossus proposed sending him to the Xavier Institute and Daniel insisted the facility had things under control.
  • Deadpool offered to talk to Russell, but someone called out that he had run off without paying, and Wade recognized his creditor.

Ch. 170You've Been Out of Action Way Too Long

Hu Tao confronted Deadpool over the damage he caused to Wangsheng Funeral Parlor and joined the X-Men as they tried to handle Russell. Deadpool’s reckless attempts to negotiate and perform a superhero landing ended with him splattered on the ground, while Hu Tao prepared a sack.

  • Hu Tao demanded that Deadpool pay $99,990 for a coffin, but agreed to waive the roof repair costs after hearing how Zhongli injured him.
  • Deadpool introduced Hu Tao to Negasonic Teenage Warhead and Colossus, and Hu Tao offered to help before taking a place to watch the fight.
  • Deadpool approached Russell and tried to negotiate, but Russell blasted Negasonic Teenage Warhead and Colossus with fireballs.
  • Russell sent Deadpool flying through a window, and Deadpool leapt back out to demonstrate a superhero landing.
  • Deadpool splattered on the ground, and Hu Tao pulled out a sack while watching him lie there.

Ch. 171A Strange Kind of Emotion

Deadpool and Hu Tao discovered that Russell had been abused at the Mutants Rehabilitation Center, and Deadpool killed the director before he could be sent to the Icebox. Colossus and the armed personnel restrained Deadpool, but Hu Tao stood between them and tried to stop them from taking him away.

  • Deadpool knocked Russell down and let the armed personnel put a Power-Dampening Collar around his neck.
  • Hu Tao noticed Russell's fear and bruises, realized he had been abused, and raised her spear against the director and his men.
  • Deadpool stopped Hu Tao, proclaimed that he had come to uphold justice, then shot the director in the forehead.
  • Colossus tackled Deadpool, and the armed personnel fitted him with a Power-Dampening Collar.
  • Hu Tao blocked the personnel with her spear when they tried to take Deadpool to the Icebox.

Ch. 172Like spicy flavors?

Lin Ze, Paimon, and Chongyun investigated a freezing manor where a family had vanished, but Lin Ze realized their companion might not really be Chongyun. He sent Paimon away and continued searching cautiously while Hu Tao set out to investigate Wade’s capture at the Icebox.

  • Lin Ze and Paimon entered the abandoned manor, where a wave of unnatural cold and a frost-covered mirror greeted them.
  • Chongyun appeared behind them and explained that the manor’s owner, wife, and two children had disappeared, and that the owner had failed to meet him.
  • Lin Ze, Paimon, and Chongyun searched the manor together as Paimon hiccupped and Lin Ze tried to persuade her to drink Barbara’s Spicy Drink.
  • Hu Tao called to report that Wade had been taken to the Icebox, and Lin Ze told her to investigate with someone else while he stayed at the manor.
  • Lin Ze sent Paimon into the Serenitea Pot and continued exploring with the suspicious figure posing as Chongyun.

Ch. 173In progress

Hu Tao and Bennett traveled toward the Icebox to rescue Wade and Russell, while the prisoners struggled with life inside the facility. The chapter left Russell retrieving a hidden pen as the Icebox’s imprisoned monster made the prison shake.

  • Hu Tao and Bennett trudged through the snow, and Bennett explained that JARVIS had spotted her taking Qiqi from Stark Tower.
  • Bennett recalled that Steve had drawn them a map, flown them to the Icebox, and promised to follow behind them.
  • Wade and Russell were placed in a transparent cell where their collars suppressed their powers, and Wade vomited from his cancer.
  • Russell told Wade he envied the way Hu Tao had stood up for him, while Wade joked that they would not be in the Icebox for long.
  • The Icebox shook as its imprisoned monster stirred, and Russell went to retrieve the pen he had hidden on himself.

Ch. 174You little bastard, that's just wrong

A Winter Soldier-armed man attacked the Icebox and confronted Russell as Wade tried to escape, while Hu Tao and Bennett arrived outside and watched Wade tumble down the mountain. Hu Tao and Bennett rescued Wade from the snow, and he woke inside a makeshift coffin, furious about the cloth Bennett had put over his face.

  • An explosion disabled the Icebox's control system, and Wade tried to flee with Russell as a Winter Soldier-armed man attacked them.
  • The armed man caught up with Wade and Russell and greeted Russell by name.
  • Hu Tao and Bennett reached the Icebox entrance, but another explosion sent Wade and the armed man tumbling out of a hole in the mountain.
  • Wade rolled toward the frozen lake and stopped breathing, while Bennett gave him a thumbs-up instead of helping immediately.
  • Hu Tao and Bennett placed Wade in a snow coffin, and he woke up and complained about the dirty cloth over his face.

Ch. 175Dear friends, call some people over to play

Wade recruited a team to rescue Russell from a transfer to Supermax Prison, while Lin Ze uncovered that the person posing as Chongyun was an evil spirit. The chapter ended with Lin Ze confronting the spirit after exposing its lack of breath mist.

  • Wade told Weasel he planned to save Russell and learned that the mutants would soon be transferred to Supermax Prison.
  • Wade decided to recruit a team for the rescue and asked Hu Tao and Bennett to call people, then tried to contact Little Aether.
  • Lin Ze noticed in a mirror that the Chongyun accompanying him behaved differently from his reflection and concealed his discovery.
  • Lin Ze pointed out that Chongyun had produced no breath mist in the cold, exposing him as an evil spirit.
  • The spirit admitted that Lin Ze had caught it and blamed a light-blue-haired man for its failure.

Ch. 176Got to Hurry

Lin Ze defeated the Mirror Spirit, freed Chongyun and the trapped family, and revealed that the spirit’s grand story about its origins was false. Meanwhile, Deadpool’s recruitment effort continued at Margaret’s Bar as an invisible man supposedly arrived for an interview.

  • Lin Ze discovered that the Mirror Spirit’s true body was the mirror and confronted it about trapping Chongyun and the family.
  • The Mirror Spirit freed Chongyun from the mirror, and Chongyun and Lin Ze helped recover the unconscious family.
  • Lin Ze showed the Mirror Spirit the words “Made in China” and a copy of Snow White, breaking its belief that it had been made for a queen by Nostradamus.
  • At Margaret’s Bar, Weasel told Deadpool that Invis-Man was present, while Hu Tao and Bennett woke and questioned the claim.
  • Klee spotted an invisible movie star outside the bar and told Kaeya that his name was Brad Pitt.
  • Venti drank at the bar, could not pay because his phone had been stolen, and asked whether he could put the bill on a tab.

Ch. 177Hmm

Lin Ze asked Fischl to take the demonic mirror to her Immernachtreich, and she left with it while explaining that Oz had gone out to earn money. After Fischl reached Asgard, Lin Ze called Tony to ask about Oz and learned Hu Tao had hijacked a vehicle and gathered her friends.

  • Lin Ze asked Fischl to store the mirror in her Immernachtreich, and Fischl tied it to her waist and carried it away.
  • Chongyun told Lin Ze that Fischl had asked him to inspect the feng shui of her new home and that he had sensed something ominous there.
  • Lin Ze realized Fischl had moved her Immernachtreich away from the Frost Giants' territory, and Fischl assured him she could still bring him there.
  • Fischl summoned Heimdall and arrived in Asgard, where she hurried off to find food after learning mealtime had passed.
  • Lin Ze called Tony to ask where Oz had gone, and Tony said Hu Tao had hijacked a vehicle and gathered her friends.

Ch. 178You jump, I jump

Deadpool’s team prepared to jump from a plane to intercept a convoy and rescue Russell. Klee persuaded the pilot to keep flying, but left him with several bombs, and Kaeya warned him to handle them carefully.

  • Deadpool introduced Klee as the team’s ultimate weapon and asked her to deal with the pilot’s demand for extra money.
  • Klee offered the pilot her Jumpy Dumpty Bomb and pleaded with him to help rescue Russell, so he agreed not to charge the team.
  • Klee gave the pilot several Enhanced Fire-Blast Jumpy Dumpty Bombs as thanks, then hurried off to tell the others.
  • Deadpool spotted the convoy and reviewed the plan to jump from the plane and intercept it.
  • Domino reassured Bennett and told him to stick with her because she was lucky.
  • Deadpool and the team jumped from the aircraft, and Kaeya warned the pilot to keep Klee’s bombs away from fire.

Ch. 179Just in time

Domino tied Bennett to herself and opened her parachute after he forgot to bring one, while the group glided toward the convoy. As the others made their way down, Kaeya tried to warn the invisible Invis-Man away from high-voltage wires, just as a familiar voice called out with a gust of wind.

  • Domino discovered Bennett had no parachute, pulled him close, tied them together, and deployed hers.
  • Klee and Hu Tao raced toward the convoy on their Wind Gliders while Ruckus and Kaeya followed.
  • Deadpool landed in a billboard, then watched the others descend and laughed at Bennett's awkward predicament.
  • Gust spun wildly through the air, while Starshatter struggled to see through his hair and Invis-Man flew toward high-voltage wires.
  • Kaeya prepared to knock Invis-Man away from the wires, but a familiar voice called, "Yoo-hoo-here comes the wind!"

Ch. 180Please Charge It to Northland Bank

Kaeya and Venti rescued Invis-Man from the wind, while the rest of Deadpool’s team suffered chaotic landings. Ruckus survived being struck by a bus, and an elegant stranger left the driver a Northland Bank Black Card to cover the damage before vanishing.

  • Venti arrived and reversed the wind, allowing Kaeya to bring Invis-Man safely down while Starshatter crashed and injured himself.
  • Gust landed but vomited acidic liquid uncontrollably, while Deadpool and Peter watched in alarm.
  • Ruckus landed in the road and was struck by a bus, but golden light protected him and the passengers from injury as the bus was wrecked.
  • An elegant, amber-eyed stranger apologized to the driver and offered to pay for the bus damage before disappearing into the crowd.
  • The driver examined the stranger’s card and discovered it was a Northland Bank Black Card.
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