"Stimulate his primary consciousness..."
Ye Buyu looked at Wan Lan. "Wan Lan, insult him a little. If that doesn't work, we'll have to resort to extreme measures."
Wan Lan hurled a few insults, but felt they weren't doing much.
"No, for a single-celled organism like Lou Guanshan, straightforward encouragement works better than provocation."
Kou Ying immediately shouted, "O proud Son of the Earth, you can surely overcome this hardship!"
Everyone: ...
Buddy, could you not mess around at a critical moment?
The corner of Su Wuwei's mouth twitched. "Will that really work?"
"It seems to be working!" Ye Buyu pointed at Lou Guanshan in shock.
They turned to look. The two auras around Lou Guanshan began clashing, and after Kou Ying's shout in particular, Lou Guanshan's own aura had clearly grown stronger.
"Huh?!"
Proven wrong all too quickly, Su Wuwei stared at Lou Guanshan with wide eyes.
"Even that works?"
Wan Lan spoke against her conscience. "O Son of the Earth, whose combat prowess is extraordinary, your teammates await your performance."
"Whatever, let's try anything we can." Ye Buyu slapped her thigh. "O great Son of the Earth, you will surely triumph in every battle and conquer every obstacle!"
Mu Bingge's lips moved. After struggling for a long while, she finally squeezed out, "Yes, the Son of the Earth is invincible."
Slyder arrived, the corner of his mouth twitching, black lines sliding down his forehead.
It was like watching a bunch of lunatics performing a shamanic ritual-the superstitious scammer kind, at that.
"Did [Earthshaker] smack you in the head and drive you insane?"
Su Wuwei stretched out an arm. "What do you know? This is called encouragement from teammates."
Slyder: (ᄑ_ᄑ)
Sorry, he truly couldn't understand how these people from Hold Up the Heavens thought.
As the five chanted their