Their situation was so awkward now. Who even remembered that they had only meant to go fishing? Now a fish-headed monster had turned up beside them with explosives and blown the fish to death.
Then it had cheerfully asked whether they wanted to go with it.
Did it think it was a singing mermaid? It was just a fish-headed monster!
Ye Buyu drew a deep breath. "We only have one option left. Backstabbing!"
Wan Lan glanced at her. "Are you addicted to backstabbing these three?"
"Just tell me, isn't it thrilling?"
The other five broke into a cold sweat. Thanks, it was a little too thrilling.
"Come on, let's get in our Gundam, finish our work, then go home for hot pot."
They walked expressionlessly past the Cucumbers, who had already been shocked into silence, amid the howling tangle of sand and fierce winds.
Like... residents carrying hot dry noodles past a typhoon, glancing up at the raging natural disaster before slurping another mouthful of noodles, utterly relaxed.
One Calamity snapped out of it and asked, "Lords, where are you going?"
The six Cucumbers abruptly turned around. "Adults' business. Children shouldn't ask so many questions."
The Calamities: ???
The six stepped onto the motionless Voidwalker.
Ye Buyu patted the Voidwalker beneath her feet. "Kou Ying, does us going inside count as combining? I'll form the head?"
The corner of Kou Ying's mouth twitched at that sudden quip...
"Then I'll form the right hand." Lou Guanshan flexed his arm. "I'll slap them to death."
Kou Ying opened their mouth. "Actually..."
"I'll be the left hand," Mu Bingge cut in first.
Su Wuwei sounded regretful. "I suppose I'll settle for being a leg. Wan Lan, one each."
Kou Ying closed their eyes. "Actually, it..."
Wan Lan raised a question. "Can legs shoot