Perfect World: I Loaded the Calabash Brothers' Character Panel

Calabash Brothers, Calabash Brothers, seven blossoms on a single vine. Neither wind nor rain can frighten them, la la la la.

"Waaah!"

As a piercing newborn cry soared into the heavens, seven-colored divine light erupted from the residence of the Xiao Clan's main family, illuminating the entire valley. Within that dazzling radiance, something lush and verdant seemed to coil and wind, its contours rising and falling. Dimly visible beside it stood a seven-colored Calabash Mountain.

I once rode atop the Heavenly Emperor Huang.

I once guided the old calabash vine, the guardian spirit of Heaven Mending Pavilion.

I once compiled the Complete Classic of Mountains and Seas Cookbook.

I once slapped An Lan, pummeled Yu Tuo, and pissed in the Immortal Refining Pot.

With his back to all living beings, he fishes alone across eternity. Seated atop the Emperor's Coffin, he single-handedly suppresses the ominous forces and the great terror beneath the abyss... all so he can fish you out of the River of Time.