Naruto: Pay the Fee, I'll Crush Even Super-Kage!

Sixia Uzumaki-if you've got the money, he'll be there!

The Akatsuki come looking for Sixia.

Sixia: "What? You want me to capture the tailed beasts? Then I'll charge by the tail. One hundred million ryo per tail. If we're talking a long-term partnership, I can give you a discount on the One-Tail."

Orochimaru comes looking for Sixia.

Sixia: "You want an Uchiha? The price depends on the number of tomoe. Of course, a Mangekyo Sharingan costs extra!"

Sixia stops Obito.

Sixia: "Huh? You're just letting him go? He punched straight through your Rin! Just say the word, and I'll take care of him right now!"

Just as Sixia's mercenary business is booming and everything is going his way...

A problem arises.

The major powers of the Shinobi World have actually reached a consensus:

"The No-First-Hire Sixia Treaty."

Sixia: "???"

You dare interfere with the free market?

THE AUDACITY!

The bag of rice is ready. How many floors are you prepared to haul it up?