Hogwarts: The Professor Is Off Duty Today

Today's Interview in The Quibbler-Who do you think is the most laid-back member of the Hogwarts staff?

Minerva McGonagall: "Though it does depend on the circumstances, I personally think it's Brian."

Albus Dumbledore: "Isn't it Brian? Of course, if we're counting all those magical creatures, that's another matter."

Chet Brian: "You mean someone other than Hagrid and me?"

Reporter: "May I ask what you're carrying in those three crates?"

Chet Brian: "Ah, these are, of course, the little nightcaps Hagrid and I are having tonight. My friend, you've had quite a journey getting to Hogwarts. If you'd like, join us for a drink this evening."