First Soul Skill-Waist Bow! Tang San Ate Shit, and the Little Scumbag Was Mocked by Everyone!
"Blue Silver Pole Vault!"
Seeing that Xiao Wu had already rushed up beside him, Tang San willed it, and the first white Soul Ring behind him flashed!
The next instant, the Blue Silver Grass in Tang San's hand turned into a long pole. With a swing of his arms, he sprang into the air, attempting to evade Xiao Wu's attack.
"Hmph, where do you think you're running? Waist Bow!"
Looking at Tang San in the air, a trace of disdain flashed through Xiao Wu's beautiful eyes, and she sneered.
Although Tang San had successfully vaulted three or four meters into the air using Blue Silver Pole Vault,
to Xiao Wu, who possessed the Soft-Boned Charming Rabbit Martial Soul and excelled at jumping, that distance was undoubtedly child's play.
As Xiao Wu's words fell, her delicate feet lightly tapped the ground, and her body shot straight toward Tang San with a whoosh, like a sharp arrow loosed from its bow.
As she leaped, Xiao Wu also abruptly roused her Soul Power, and the first Yellow Soul Ring behind her suddenly flashed!
With the flashing of the Soul Ring, a layer of pink energy covered Xiao Wu's entire body.
At the same time, Xiao Wu abruptly flipped upside down, and in a flash, she was behind Tang San!
Immediately, Xiao Wu thrust out her legs and locked them tightly around Tang San's neck, her entire body like a fully drawn bow, poised to unleash its force!
This was precisely Xiao Wu's First Soul Skill-Waist Bow!
Its effect was to double the strength of Xiao Wu's waist for its duration while increasing her body's flexibility by fifty percent.
Although Xiao Wu's Soft-Boned Charming Rabbit Martial Soul was not known for strength,
with Waist Bow's enhancement, once Xiao Wu closed in, she was capable of effectively injuring enemies of the same rank or even one rank higher.
As she locked Tang San in place, Xiao Wu's eyes darted around, scanning the entire field for the most suitable landing spot to launch him toward.
Soon, Xiao Wu's beautiful eyes fixed on a spot in a corner of the field.
With her keen eyesight, Xiao Wu discovered to her delight that a clumped pile of dog shit was actually hidden among the tangled weeds.
If I make Tang San eat shit, Brother Xuan will definitely be very pleased!
The next instant, Xiao Wu's eyes lit up, and she settled on her target.
Her muscles flexed slightly as she adjusted the direction of her throw.
Then, with a fierce exertion of her waist, she flung Tang San's body like a cannonball straight toward that pile of dog shit!
The next instant.
Thud!
Tang San's body traced a beautiful parabola through the air before finally plunging headfirst into the tangled weeds.
After being slammed down so hard, Tang San felt dizzy, as though Xiao Wu had nearly given him a concussion with that throw.
At the same time, he felt as though his face had touched something.
It was wet, but it was not dew. It was sticky and still carried a faint warmth.
Not only that, the sticky stuff had also gotten into Tang San's nose. Its intensely pungent smell made his eyes stream and his stomach churn.
What rotten luck! I actually fell into a mud pit!
At first, Tang San did not think much of it and assumed it was mud. Pushing hard with both hands, he got back up off the ground.
At that moment, his face was plastered with a layer of yellowish-brown stuff, foul and pungent.
Seeing Tang San rise, several nearby students all took a few steps back, their faces filled with astonishment and a measure of gloating.
While Tang San was still feeling puzzled, he instinctively pressed his lips together.
At once, an indescribably bitter, sour taste shot from the tip of his tongue straight to his head.
"Th-this is..."
Tang San froze there, stunned for a full half-breath.
Then he abruptly doubled over.
"Blargh!"
The next instant, Tang San began vomiting his guts out, his stomach churning like rivers and seas as sour fluid surged up.
Because he had finally realized that what his face had touched just now was not some mud pit, but a pile of dog shit!
I just ate shit!
And at the sight of the dog shit plastered all over Tang San's face,
the surrounding students burst into laughter.
"Hahahaha! Look, everyone! Tang San ate dog shit!"
"Oh my god, look at his face! It's covered in shit! He's probably been marinated in the flavor!"
"That master-disciple pair, Yu Xiaogang and Tang San-one's the bed-wetting Big Wet One, and the other's the shit-eating Little Scumbag! Now they've got the whole set!"
The students laughed wildly as they all began commenting.
Even many of the normally stern teachers could not help covering their faces and chuckling secretly.
"Xiao Wu, oh, Xiao Wu, you're a goddamn genius!"
Watching this scene from the side, even Yao Xuan could not help marveling at Xiao Wu's ingenious choice and initiative.
Once the match is over, I have to reward Xiao Wu thoroughly.
"Exactly! That move doesn't do much damage, but it's incredibly humiliating. Tang San will probably have another title from now on: the King of Shit-Eating!"
As for Gu Yuena beside him, even she could not help laughing in delight, silently giving Xiao Wu a thumbs-up in her heart.
While everyone else was having fun, Tang San alone was left with an ashen face!
"Damn it! Damn it!"
Tang San wiped the dog shit off his face with his sleeve while staring fixedly at Xiao Wu, his eyes filled with murderous intent!
From his previous life to this one, when had he ever suffered such humiliation?
Just then, Xiao Wu had also landed steadily back on the ground.
She dusted off her hands and made a face at Tang San in the distance.
"Little Scumbag, wasn't that landing spot I found for you thoughtful?"
"To protect your face, I specially helped you fall onto soft, squishy dog shit. Consider it my treat to something tasty! Hahahaha!"
Looking at Tang San in the distance, Xiao Wu sneered, her beautiful eyes full of mockery. She also turned to glance at Yao Xuan, her face openly seeking credit.
"Damn it! To think you actually did it on purpose! Xiao Wu, you-you've already given me cause to kill you!"
Hearing Xiao Wu's words, Tang San trembled with rage, his nails digging hard into his palms.
His gaze toward Xiao Wu was filled with murderous intent!
Xiao Wu! It was all Xiao Wu!
If it weren't for her, how could I have been forced to swallow that stuff in front of the entire academy's teachers and students?
Today, she must pay!
But...
Tang San also understood that if he relied only on his Martial Soul and ordinary pebbles, he truly was no match for Xiao Wu!
Although his hidden weapon techniques were powerful, his cultivation was limited, after all, and he simply could not use many of the advanced hidden weapon techniques from his previous life.
And Xiao Wu's speed happened to counter those most basic hidden weapon techniques.
I have to rely on outside assistance!
At this thought, Tang San made up his mind!
Use the Silent Sleeve Arrow!
As he thought this, Tang San's palm lightly touched the mechanism of the Silent Sleeve Arrow beneath his arm, cocking it.
At the same time, he secretly aimed his sleeve at Xiao Wu in the distance, waiting for his chance!
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