"What is that? There really is a rabbit on the moon!"
"What a beautiful woman. Chang'e, her name is Chang'e. Is she a god too?"
"She must be. She lives on the moon, so she's probably no ordinary god, either."
"What terrifying power. The Essence of the Moon must be something Demon Beasts use to cultivate, just like Soul Power. She can actually reduce the Essence of the Moon allotted to the Nine Demon Cave!"
"Doesn't that mean whoever she wants to deprive of cultivation resources won't even be able to cultivate?"
Every living being on the Douluo Continent etched Chang'e's image deep into their minds.
Whether it was her appearance, her bearing, or those miraculous powers, this was what a god should look like in their eyes.
"A god who can affect cultivation resources. Simply unheard of."
At the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect, Ning Fengzhi felt both shocked and relieved.
"Fortunately, Qian Renxue has only established a connection with an Earth God. Now it seems that walking fast doesn't necessarily mean walking steadily. If disciples of my Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect go to the Primordial World, they must find a way to become gods in heaven."
The sense of urgency brought on by Qian Renxue becoming a temple keeper faded considerably at that moment.
At Spirit Hall, Qian Daoliu felt somewhat awkward as well.
By comparison, Qian Renxue's achievement seemed to amount to very little.
"Everything has to come one step at a time. If you can't even do well as a god on earth, how can you do well as a god in heaven?"
Bibi Dong spoke, and Qian Daoliu looked at her in surprise. He had never expected that one day he would hear such words from her.
"You have a point. I imagine Chang'e didn't start out as a god on the moon, either."
"As long as Xiao Xue works hard, she may still have a chance in the future."
Qian Daoliu adjusted his mindset.
Bibi Dong narrowed her eyes. "Now I'm quite curious about the situation among the gods of the Primordial World."
Her words silenced all the consecration elders.
There was a god on the moon, so could there be one on the sun too?
What about the other stars?
What kind of god was the most powerful?
They had far too many questions, but unfortunately, no one could answer them.
"We can only count on Xiao Xue. Once she becomes a god, she'll surely be able to learn these things."
Shrek Academy.
Dai Mubai felt something trickling out of his mouth and hastily wiped it away, then turned to Zhu Zhuqing, whose expression was anything but friendly.
How embarrassing. I never expected to drool at the sight of Chang'e.
Forcing himself to keep his composure, Dai Mubai said, "This is what a god should be in my eyes. If I go to the Primordial World, I'll definitely find a way to become a god in heaven."
At that moment, Dai Mubai made up his mind. If he could not become a god in heaven, he would rather not become a god at all.
Preferably, he would become a god on the moon.
Tang San, meanwhile, wore an utterly grim expression.
"What right does she have to reduce the Essence of the Moon allotted to the Nine Demon Cave? Xiao Wu didn't even choose her own name!"
Tang San was truly enraged. To escape danger, Xiao Wu had to grow stronger herself.
With less Essence of the Moon, cultivating would become even harder for Xiao Wu.
"You all deserve to die!"
Tang San clenched his fists.
"Alas, the gods of the Primordial World really are all cut from the same cloth."
Yu Xiaogang heaved a theatrical sigh. "First, they monitored what everyone did throughout their lives. Now they've actually revealed that they can freely reallocate the resources needed for cultivation."
"Just to vent their pet's anger, they've deprived several demons who only attained success in cultivation after great difficulty of their cultivation resources for the next hundred years."
Flender patted Xiaogang on the shoulder.
"Xiaogang, don't be too upset. There's nothing we can do."
"What do you mean, nothing we can do?"
Yu Xiaogang immediately grew animated and whipped out his notebook.
"These are the ten core constraints on Primordial World divine authority that I just drafted. As long as they follow my rules, I guarantee nothing like this can ever happen again!"
"What did you write?"
Everyone from Shrek grew interested and took the notebook to read.
[Ten Core Constraints on Primordial World Divine Authority]
[Article One: Gods must not monitor the lives of ordinary people. Sending people to hell after death is disrespectful to them.]
[Article Two: Gods absolutely must not arbitrarily reallocate any cultivation resources...]
The second article was still full of crossings-out and revisions; it was clearly newly written and not yet polished.
There was nothing after that.
"Xiaogang, I never expected you to work so efficiently."
Flender had blind faith in Xiaogang, and his words greatly boosted Yu Xiaogang's confidence.
Yu Xiaogang stood with his hands behind his back. "If I reach the Primordial World, I must find their gods and discuss this with them. At the very least, I must make them follow these rules of mine."
Ning Rongrong could no longer hold back and spoke up again. "Who do you think you are? You probably can't even get to the moon!"
"Then I'll go to the Earth God first. In any case, this can't be allowed to continue."
Looking the very picture of righteous conviction, Yu Xiaogang turned his gaze to the Light Screen.
"I think this Buddhism is quite good. Perhaps I can enlist its help when the time comes."
Ning Rongrong curled her lips and said no more, turning to look at Nalanda Temple on the Light Screen.
There was really nothing much to watch with Ma Hongjun. After he arrived at Nalanda Temple, he was assigned a house. Having had quite a few frights that day, Ma Hongjun went to sleep early.
Time flew by, and before long, it was midnight.
The Earth God Temple in Qingshui Village, in the Eastern Continent of Superior Body.
Qian Renxue lay in a makeshift hut, with food brought from the Douluo Continent set out on the table, waiting for Earth Granny to arrive.
The people of the Douluo Continent were all watching intently as well.
Earth Granny had said she would teach Qian Renxue an orthodox cultivation method of the Primordial World that night, and they wanted to see whether they could learn it.
After all, the god on the moon was too far beyond their reach. They still had to walk the road one step at a time, starting with learning a cultivation method.
But Qian Renxue waited and waited, and Earth Granny still did not come. Suddenly, she yawned.
"No, I can't sleep. Granny isn't here yet."
Qian Renxue sat up, struggling to stay alert, but the next second, she fell into a deep sleep.
"No way, she actually fell asleep!"
"Holy crap, sit up straight! The main course is about to be served. How can you fall asleep now?"
The entire Douluo Continent erupted. If she fell asleep, where were they supposed to learn an orthodox cultivation method?
At Spirit Hall, Qian Daoliu could no longer sit still either.
"How could Xiao Xue be so careless? She must have exhausted herself working undercover in the Heaven Dou Empire."
Guilt also flickered in Bibi Dong's eyes. Qian Renxue had gone undercover entirely to spite her. If she missed her chance to learn a cultivation method because of that, Bibi Dong would never forgive herself.
But just then, the scene on the Light Screen changed.
Qian Renxue looked at the boundless white surrounding her.
"Wasn't I waiting for Granny? Where am I?"
"This is a dream."
Earth Granny's figure slowly appeared.
"Earth Granny, you're here?"
Qian Renxue happily went up to greet her. "Granny, did you just say this is inside my dream?"
"That's right. As a Yin God, I avoid manifesting outside whenever possible, so I've entered your dream to see you."
"How amazing."
Qian Renxue's eyes widened. She had never seen such a power.
"This is only a minor art. Every Earth God has to learn it."
"All right, time is limited. I'll teach you the cultivation method now. Be good and listen carefully."
Earth Granny affectionately stroked Qian Renxue's head.
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