You Smell So Good, an Evil Cultivator Climbed into the CEO's Bed on a Dating Show

You Smell So Good, an Evil Cultivator Climbed into the CEO's Bed on a Dating Show

你好香,恋综上邪修爬了总裁的床
Author:
Dotted Brocade
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Genre:
Danmei
Status:
Completed
Protagonist:
Male Lead
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Two Male Leads + Dating Show + Face-Slapping and Punishing Scum

Villainous Cannon-Fodder Evil Cultivator Bottom VS Reborn Cannon-Fodder CEO Top with a Waist Fetish

On the brink of death, Xie Yuan awakens memories of his past life as an evil cultivator. He also discovers that he is the villainous cannon fodder in a novel, his eldest sister is the love-addled villainess, and his second brother is the hopeless simp who becomes the ultimate villain.

Most importantly, his entire family meets a gruesome end.

Villainous? That's his specialty! He'll use that villainy to teach the male and female leads a lesson.

The original female lead, a two-faced schemer who hit him with her car and landed him in the hospital, says, "I'm so glad you're okay. If anything had happened to you, I wouldn't have known what to do."

Xie Yuan: "A life for a life. You could just join me in the grave."

The selfish, promiscuous male lead with his utterly twisted morals demands, "How can you be so vicious?!"

Xie Yuan raises his hand and delivers two resounding slaps. "All you do is run your damn mouth. If your eyes don't work, donate them."

Then he gives the female lead two backhanded slaps as well. "There, now you're a matching pair. No need to thank me!"

On the dating show, the scumbag male lead declares, "The one who isn't loved is the real homewrecker!"

Xie Yuan: "Your mother isn't loved either. So your mother's a homewrecker, and you're an illegitimate child."

Xie Yuan charges fearlessly down the path of tormenting the male and female leads. There's just one little problem...

On the first night of the dating show, he climbs into the bed of the cannon-fodder CEO posing as an ordinary contestant. "You smell so good. Mind if we sleep together?"

After that night, Xie Yuan never manages to get out of bed again.

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181The end180That might not be possible179Could you stop being so disgusting?178Know What Happened?177I really wasn't overthinking it176You really are beyond saving175Let him divorce you and set you free174If All Else Fails, See a Therapist173Not just some, but certain172You Brought All of This on Yourself171Who provided the evidence?170Neither of Them Was Any Good169Was Gu Yanzhou Arrested Too?168They Still Fell Far Short of the Host167I'll expose you online166I'm not done with you165Went to See Su Wanyue164You got it wrong163What are the chances of success?162You certainly know how to enjoy yourself161Are you sure?160Neither warm nor cold159This matters158Forgive whom?157But I'm Not Happy156You still had no standing155People Know What Is Right154She Was the Only One Who Treasured Gu Yanzhou153I Won't Leave Until I Win Her Over152Everything I Have Is A-Wu's151Consider the extra a gift150One punch every time you say her name149Are You Accusing Young Master Xie of Intentional Assault?148Why did you ask about my sister the moment you walked in?147Have a Good Long Chat with You for a Few Days146Just a little something145I'm naming names144You Might Be Disappointed143A Tired Old Sales Tactic142I won't mind141Such a Small Matter?140Of course I believe A-Yuan139I don't make friends with my exes138I would still go137They made their move136Someone was following her135I have better taste than you134Was he that crazy?133Where was he?132Exposed131The Child's Father Was Here?130Preparing to stir up trouble129That Would Make Me Seem Very Rude128You Won't Go Hungry While Unconscious127We weren't that many years apart, were we?126A bit like pregnancy125People like that were terrifying124Be Sure to Speak Up if Anything Comes Up123Her fish soup was superb122So strange