Dad, you're my real dad

Below, seeing Tang Xuan and the others fleeing or dead, the Li Lineage disciples rushed out of the residence.

"Young master, you're fucking awesome! Holy shit, young master, your rod is huge!"

"Yeah, young master, how come you have a magical artifact exactly like theirs? You're a beast!"

"Young master, let me feel how hard that iron rod is. It can actually grow and shrink!"

For a time, the Li Lineage disciples prostrated themselves in admiration of Li Xiao.

This battle had opened their eyes.

Immortals clashed with spells, shattering the void. Watching this battle had taught them a great deal and further stoked everyone's thirst for strength.

"Xiao'er, are you all right?"

Li Xiao's mother, Ye Linglong, hurried over and examined him closely, afraid he might have lost even a single hair.

"Mother, I'm fine. Look, I'm perfectly all right, full of life."

Li Xiao turned in a circle and hopped a few times as he spoke.

"Good lad! Not bad, not bad. With strength like yours, your father can stand tall with confidence now."

Li Chen patted Li Xiao's shoulder and said proudly.

No one was more shocked than Li Yan.

From the ambush a thousand years ago, he knew clearly how unfathomable those people's strength was. Yet now, before his nephew, they amounted to nothing more than a single swing of his rod.

He looked at Li Xiao as though looking at a monster.

"Xiao'er, those seniors you brought back seem to be in poor health."

Li Kuangfeng pointed at Gu Chungang and the others, who lay on the ground, unable to move.

In the distance, the blood-soaked Gu Chungang's brow twitched. He desperately wanted to curse.

Fuck, I'm almost dead. How could I be in good health?

Every bone in my body is shattered, and the most fucking important thing is that I can't even make a sound right now.

Look over here, would you? Any later and it'll be time for the funeral feast.

Looking embarrassed, Li Xiao hurried over.

"Sorry, everyone, I forgot about you. Here, here, take these and you'll be fine."

Li Xiao took out several White Bone Pills, and their refreshing fragrance spread.

Under their shocked gazes, they reluctantly swallowed the pills.

The next instant, pure medicinal potency spread through them, and their wounds healed at a speed visible to the naked eye.

The usually taciturn Undying Man sprang to his feet with a carp's kip-up, walked up to Li Xiao, and asked in shock,

"Y-you just gave me... nine patterns? A White Bone Pill with nine pill patterns?"

"Yes. Is there a problem?"

Li Xiao frowned as he replied.

As though possessed, the Undying Man kept repeating,

"What a waste of heaven's treasures. What a waste!"

At that moment, he desperately wanted to spit the pill back out.

Li Xiao looked at Gu Chungang and the others in confusion and asked.

"What's wrong with him?"

Liu Sanniang giggled.

"You may not know this, young master, but the Undying Man studies the two Daos of life and death and often experiments on himself. That pill can snatch him back from the jaws of death, yet he swallowed it just like that. Wouldn't you say he's going mad?"

At Liu Sanniang's reminder, Li Xiao froze for a moment and thought to himself.

Experimenting on himself, madly testing the boundary between life and death. What a ruthless man.

Sure enough, geniuses can't be measured by ordinary people's thinking. They're all lunatics.

Good thing I don't need to cultivate.

Li Xiao waved his hand and turned his palm over. A jade bottle appeared in his hand, filled with White Bone Pills bearing nine pill patterns.

He tossed it toward the Undying Man and said casually.

"I have as many of these things as you want."

The Undying Man caught it, his pupils contracting. The next instant, he hurriedly dropped to his knees and declared solemnly,

"Dad, you're my real dad! From now on, I, the Undying Man, will follow you. If Dad points east, I'll never go west."

Li Xiao hurriedly pulled him up.

"There's no need for that, no need."

Beside them, Long Aotian looked at the Undying Man with disdain in his eyes.

Pah, disgraceful. Truly disgraceful.

You're unworthy of being a son. Does your father know you're doing this?

At that moment, Long Aotian had completely forgotten how he had acted when he received the dragon blood earlier. Compared to the Undying Man, he had only been worse, not better.

"Young master, I want some too. You can't have double standards. I'm very afraid of dying too."

Liu Sanniang seized Li Xiao's arm and rubbed it against her bosom, giving him a fright.

Li Xiao hurriedly pulled his arm out from that softness. His face was slightly flushed, and though he appeared calm on the surface, his heart churned like rivers overturning seas.

What was that sensation that reached straight into my soul?

It actually made my mind go blank for a moment, despite my being a dignified peak saint, and nearly unsettled my heart.

Enchantress. Sure enough, women will only affect the speed of my punches.

From that moment on, Li Xiao was even more firmly resolved to stay away from women.

Li Xiao hurriedly took out several bottles of pills, tossed them down, and darted into the residence as though fleeing.

Watching Li Xiao's retreating back, Liu Sanniang licked her red lips, an inexplicable smile in her eyes.

Could this dignified peak saint still be a virgin?

What Liu Sanniang did not know was that it was exactly as she suspected. Before transmigrating, Li Xiao had never even touched a woman's hand. Adding the dozen-plus years on either side together, he had a solid thirty-plus years of virgin cultivation.

Li Kuangfeng laughed awkwardly.

"Please excuse him, everyone. That's just how my grandson is. Come inside for a chat, come inside."