One Punch to Annihilate a Planet
Chapter 27

Bro, Are You Sick in the Head?

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"Scared now? If you are, get lost!" the hooded man threatened.

"Not scared, but I really do have to go, or I'll be late." Fang Yuan continued walking as he spoke.

"Fang Yuan, you bastard!" Shen Lina shouted angrily.

It had been +10 Rage Points just now, but this time it jumped straight to +20.

Seeing that Fang Yuan really was leaving, the three street thugs were about to mock him.

But the black man suddenly said, "Boss, that kid's drinking an energy drink. I saw that kind of bottle when I was staking out the Star Power Mall yesterday."

The moment Brother Donkey, the man with the stud earring, heard "energy drink," his eyes lit up.

The three immediately chased after Fang Yuan and surrounded him.

"Drinking energy drinks? You must have money. Lend us some spending cash," Brother Donkey said, rubbing his fingers together.

"Are you robbing me?" Fang Yuan tipped his head back and took another sip.

The black man arrogantly slapped the energy drink bottle out of his hand and barked, "Hand over your wallet if you don't want to die."

Fang Yuan was still holding his drinking pose when the bottle suddenly went flying out of his hand.

He never got that last mouthful of energy drink. It spilled onto the ground.

"Fuck! That mouthful cost half a month's breakfast money! Are you sick in the head?" Fang Yuan was losing it a little. He had finally managed to buy an energy drink, only for it to be wasted like this.

"Cut the crap! Hand over your wallet, or you're not walking out of here today," Brother Donkey threatened viciously.

"It was one thing to go after a girl, but robbing people too? That's going too far." Fang Yuan was thoroughly annoyed.

"We're taking the girl and the money. Hand it over, or I'll put a hole in your stomach!" Brother Donkey flashed his kukri again to threaten him.

Fang Yuan pointed toward the mouth of the alley. "Your girl's getting away."

The three street thugs immediately turned to look and discovered that Shen Lina had run off.

Taking advantage of the three thugs surrounding Fang Yuan, Shen Lina had turned and run without the slightest hesitation, acting with great decisiveness.

When she heard Fang Yuan alert the three street thugs, she stumbled and nearly fell flat on her face.

"Catch her!" Brother Donkey shouted.

The hooded man immediately dashed out, leaped up, kicked off the roadside wall, and landed on top with a textbook parkour flip. In just a few moves, he caught up with Shen Lina and dragged her back.

Shen Lina had almost escaped. Being caught and brought back by the hooded man drove her utterly mad, and she screamed hysterically at Fang Yuan, "Fang Yuan, are you sick in the head?!"

This time, his Rage Points jumped straight by +30.

"Hey, hey, hey! I'm not the one trying to assault you. Why are you yelling at me? Yell at them!" Fang Yuan said indignantly.

"Fang Yuan, you bastard!" Realizing she could not escape, Shen Lina began to cry.

"Cut the fucking crap! Hand over your wallet. Don't make me do it myself. Once I do, I can't guarantee you won't lose a few body parts," Brother Donkey threatened.

"No. I can't give you my wallet. Tonight's dinner money is in there, and it's dinner for two." Fang Yuan refused outright.

"Boss, this dumbass is sick in the head. Don't waste your breath. Pin him down and take it," the black man suggested.

Brother Donkey drew his kukri and waved his two underlings over to surround Fang Yuan, ready to attack.

Fang Yuan glanced at his stats panel. Seeing that his stamina and Star Power had only recovered to 50%, he said irritably, "I just wanted to recover some stamina for martial arts class this afternoon, but you insist on making me waste it."

As he spoke, Fang Yuan suddenly raised his hand. His 19 points of strength unleashed three hundred kilograms of explosive force as he slapped Brother Donkey across the face.

With a smack, he knocked him to the ground.

"Argh!" Brother Donkey lay on the ground clutching his face and screaming, then spat out a row of teeth mixed with bloody froth.

"My teeth!"

Brother Donkey spat bloody froth as he roared, "Black Donkey, kill him!"

That burst of anger immediately earned Fang Yuan 20 Rage Points.

The black man had a violent temper. He swung a fist at the back of Fang Yuan's head.

Without even turning around, Fang Yuan whipped up a spinning side kick, caught him squarely on the left cheek, and knocked him down.

The black man spun as he fell, likewise spitting out a row of teeth. Struggling to get up, he cursed indistinctly, "Fuck! Chink! Shitty chink!"

Every curse made Fang Yuan's Rage Points rise by 10.

But hearing the slurs from this black bastard annoyed Fang Yuan, and he kicked him in the forehead again. "Keep cursing! Go on!"

The black man's eyes were filled with furious menace. He pointed at Fang Yuan, still wanting to curse.

Fang Yuan gave him another kick.

At last, he went quiet.

The remaining hooded man saw things going wrong, turned, and ran.

The hooded man knew parkour. Once again, he used that classic wall-climbing move, kicking off the wall, planting his palm on top, and flipping up onto it.

This time, instead of running along the wall, he jumped straight over to the other side and bounded across the old district's rooftops.

"Not bad. Lv. 3 parkour."

Seeing him flee, Fang Yuan immediately activated Advanced Agility Enhancement, darted forward, leaped up, and climbed onto the wall.

Then he broke a brick off the crumbling wall, chased after the hooded man, and knocked him off the roof with it.

Beside the basketball court.

Fang Yuan dragged all three back and took his time working them over.

"Are you really angry?" Fang Yuan asked ferociously, stepping on the back of Brother Donkey's hand.

"Bro... big bro, I was wrong. I wouldn't dare be angry. I absolutely wouldn't." Knowing he had kicked an iron plate this time, Brother Donkey hurriedly begged for mercy.

"How can you not be angry? You have to be angry. Not just angry-furious!" Seeing that he did not dare get angry, Fang Yuan immediately grew annoyed and pressed harder on his hand, making his bones creak.

Brother Donkey was on the verge of tears. "Bro, I know I was wrong. I absolutely won't come after you for revenge. I promise."

"Promise, my ass! I want you angry. Hurry up and get angry! You won't, huh?"

Fang Yuan grabbed a basketball and slammed it down on his forehead.

Brother Donkey burst into tears and pleaded, "Bro, I know I was wrong! From now on, I'll stay far away whenever I see your girl. I won't dare even sneak a look!"

Fang Yuan checked his Rage Points. They really had stopped increasing.

He had only milked 50 Rage Points out of this guy.

Seeing that his Rage Points were no longer rising, Fang Yuan had no choice but to let him off and turn to the hooded man beside him, repeating everything he had just done to Brother Donkey.

"Get angry! Hurry up and get angry! Can't you act a little more arrogant and cocky, like you did earlier?"

The hooded man was still dazed from being knocked off the roof with a brick. Wanting to cry but unable to shed a tear, he said, "Bro, you really are sick in the head, aren't you?"

"We had a school physical just last month. I shouldn't be."

After answering, Fang Yuan immediately returned to the matter at hand, slamming the basketball into his forehead. "Come on, show me an angry face. Hurry!"

After giving the hooded man a beating too.

Fang Yuan glanced at his Rage Points, thoroughly dissatisfied. "Only 40 points. You're not even as good as this donkey."

Finally, Fang Yuan turned his gaze to the last black bastard.

This black bastard was even more cowardly. He lay on the ground and started wailing for mercy.

Fang Yuan slammed the basketball into his forehead more than a dozen times, only stopping when his Rage Points stopped increasing.

That extracurricular workout had consumed quite a bit of stamina.

He had earned 215 Rage Points in total, so it was not a loss.

Once he was done, the loud class bell rang out from Donghai No. 1 High School, two streets away.

"You three cowards barely gave me any rage, and you made me late too. What a pain."

As he spoke, Fang Yuan began searching their pockets, only finding three coins.

"Just three yuan, and in fucking coins at that. You dare go out robbing people without even bringing any money? Do you have any professional ethics?"

Fang Yuan threw the three coins at their heads, then turned to Shen Lina and curled his lip. "I never said I wouldn't save you. What were you yelling for? You made it sound like I'd done something to you."

Having dealt with the three thugs, Fang Yuan hurried off toward school. He was already several minutes late.

Shen Lina stood blankly to one side, having watched Fang Yuan's entire violent assault.

She was a little dazed, no longer sure who the criminal really was.

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