On How to Survive in the World of American Horror

Two male leads, an American horror crossover, and an episodic format. Our rather unlucky male leads engage in "passionate confrontations" (everyday interactions) with various American horror protagonists. Of course, I'll be adding plenty of personal headcanons (their movie and comic universes aren't quite the same), all to serve the plot. The biggest content warning is that some of the male leads in these arcs might not be particularly kind. After all, anyone who can get together with horror movie protagonists who've dominated the genre for decades... you know what I mean. Of course, they won't be outrageously morally objectionable, either.