The Dao Ancestor is Cthulhu

"The Dao that can be told is not the eternal Dao; the name that can be named is not the eternal name.

The nameless is the beginning of Heaven and Earth; the named is the mother of the myriad things.

Hmm, perhaps there's another 'name', called the Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young, hehe..."

"I have comprehended the Dao! I have comprehended the Dao!

HOHOHO HAHAHAHA GA--GA--GA--!!!"

Watching the fellow Daoist whose skull cracked open, ribs tore apart, sprouting fleshy wings and flying into the sky,

Li Fan stopped today's sermon with lingering fear.

"Sigh, can't preach the Dao De Jing recklessly anymore... drove another one mad..."