(A beautiful picture of Xiao Wu)
Dai Mubai laughed, clutching his stomach, and patted Oscar on the shoulder. "Little Oscar, looks like you'd better watch out."
Oscar instantly realized something. His smile vanished, and his face went deathly pale.
"Damn, Boss Dai, can I swap dorm rooms with you?"
Tang San was so anxious he jumped up and down. "What are you thinking?!!! I really was treating an illness!!!"
Oscar hurried out, shouting as he ran, "I can't live in this dorm anymore!!!"
Dai Mubai held back his laughter as he backed out. "Tang San, we're both leaving. Carry on, carry on. We won't disturb you."
The dorm door slammed shut with a bang.
Tang San: "..."
He stood rooted to the spot, feeling utterly terrible.
After all that shouting, Tang San felt his hemorrhoids hurting even more. Waves of stabbing pain made him bare his teeth.
"This won't do. My Qi and blood are blocked; I need treatment, quick!"
He looked at the durian on the floor and gritted his teeth, a flash of resolve in his eyes.
"Here goes!"
Xiao Wu jogged away, tears welling in her eyes, and soon left the dormitory area far behind.
Seeing this, Xiao Jue naturally followed without hesitation.
It was the middle of the night. How dangerous was it for a girl to run out crying?
Besides, she was a top-notch beauty wearing a nurse's outfit.
Xiao Wu ran to a quiet corner and crouched down, burying her head as her shoulders shook.
Xiao Jue walked softly to her side and crouched down, his voice gentle:
"Little sister, is something troubling you?"
Xiao Wu raised her head. Her eyes were red and brimming with tears, making her delicate face look all the more poignantly lovely.
Xiao Wu: "?"
Xiao Jue grinned. "Crouching here crying?"
He crouched down to meet her eyes. "Little sister, take a word of advice from your big brother. You can't crouch here for too long."
Xiao Wu asked through her sobs, "W-why?"
"Because-" Xiao Jue pointed behind her with a serious expression.
"The stray dogs will gang up on you. They'll think you're taking a dump and rush over to snatch it while it's hot!"
"They don't play by the rules."
Xiao Wu: "...Huh?"
Don't ask Xiao Jue how he knew. He'd needed the toilet earlier that day, and since he was unfamiliar with the place, he'd found this corner to take care of business, and then...
Xiao Jue pulled a crumpled tissue from his pocket and handed it to her. It was the last one he had left from taking a dump earlier.
"Here, wipe your tears. Come with me. My place is safe."
Xiao Wu took the tissue and finally got a clear look at the young man's face.
Holy shit.
He had sword-like brows, starry eyes, and a high, straight nose. The night breeze had tousled a few strands of hair across his forehead. He was handsome enough to be a god descended to earth.
Yet he wore a cheeky expression and was making faces at her.
"Y-you... who are you?" Xiao Wu's heart skipped a beat.
"Me?"
Xiao Jue stood up, slipped his hands into his pockets, and posed against the light in what he thought was a very handsome stance.
"I'm the director of the Heartbroken Girls' Shelter. I specialize in taking in heartbroken girls. Food, lodging, and counseling included, or your money back."
"Huh?"
"Just kidding."
Xiao Jue grinned and held out his hand.
"I'm Xiao Jue, the academy's newly hired cleaner. Come on. If you keep crouching here and the stray dogs come, don't count on me to save you."
Xiao Wu looked at his hand. It was slender and fair, with clearly defined knuckles.
As if under a spell, she placed her hand in his.
Just then, the system in front of her popped up a notification with a ding!
[Warning: If you fail to use your current outfit today, your check-in streak will be interrupted!] [Once the check-in streak is interrupted, the host must spend 100 Gold Soul Coins to resume it!]
Xiao Wu's heart jolted. 100 Gold Soul Coins!
She didn't have that much money!
Besides, she'd deposited all the money she did have with that damned Tang San...
Xiao Wu shook her head. She never wanted to think about Tang San again.
The system thoughtfully displayed the countdown for the day. Less than half a shichen remained before the day was over!
She was now wearing the nurse's outfit and had gained medical knowledge and abilities, but who would let her show off her skills?
She looked at Xiao Jue, who had pulled her up and was still holding her hand, and bit her lip. "Um..."
Realizing something, she hurriedly pulled her little hand back, her face turning bright red.
"C-could I trouble you to help me with something else?"
Xiao Jue smiled. "Of course. I'd be delighted."
Xiao Jue was delighted. Xiao Wu's little hand was so soft and smooth. I should get more Lust Points for that, right?
[Ding! One Lust Point collected!] [Current Lust Points: 2] [Lust Point bonuses: Charm increased! Looks improved!] [The higher the Lust Points, the greater the bonuses!]
Xiao Jue felt that his face had grown a few degrees more handsome, and his heart bloomed with joy.
Xiao Wu blushed, her gaze darting from side to side. She couldn't very well perform nursing care here.
"Um, you just said your place was safe. Where do you live?"
Xiao Jue pointed to a small villa nearby. "There. I have plenty of rooms. You can come stay if you want."
Xiao Wu followed his gaze and immediately widened her eyes. "Huh? If you live there, why are you a cleaner?"
Xiao Jue slipped his hands into his pockets and put on an unfathomable expression. "Perhaps it's just a hobby."
Xiao Wu said, "Th-then let's hurry over."
Xiao Jue was ecstatic. In the middle of the night, a great beauty like her really would be 'safer' staying at my place!
The two chatted as they walked.
Xiao Jue asked curiously, "You said you needed help. What did you want me to do?"
Xiao Wu lowered her head, blushing, and spoke in a voice as faint as a mosquito's buzz. "Um, when we get there, just lie down and don't move."
Xiao Jue: "?????"
Wait!
Lie down and don't move?
What kind of wild talk is that!
Xiao Wu is that adventurous?
Does she like being on top?
Xiao Jue involuntarily quickened his pace, his imagination already running wild.
Back at Xiao Jue's small villa, Xiao Wu had him lie down on the sofa.
Seeing how little time remained, she blushed and quickened her movements, taking a medical kit out of her system space.
Looking at Xiao Wu in her nurse's outfit, Xiao Jue couldn't help marveling. Wasn't this outfit really meant to spice things up?
The white nurse's uniform, the short white skirt, the white fishnet stockings, paired with that delicate little face-it was enough to kill a man!
Blushing, Xiao Wu spoke in a soft voice. "Xiao Jue, I'm going to start now. Lie still."
Xiao Jue smiled. "Go ahead~"
His heart was already blooming with joy. I never expected this young master to reach the pinnacle of life on my very first night after transmigrating! Jie jie jie! Tang San, oh Tang San, sorry about this!
Xiao Jue rested his hands behind his head and settled into a comfortable position, ready to enjoy himself.
But after a flurry of movements, Xiao Wu went and bandaged one of Xiao Jue's legs.
Her movements flowed like clouds and water; she was incredibly professional.
In the blink of an eye, one of Xiao Jue's legs was wrapped up like a mummy.
Xiao Jue: "???"
What's going on?