Douluo: Divine Punishment Descends, and It's Livestreamed by the Sky Screen
Chapter 29

Every Last One of Them Was So Jealous Their Dicks Turned Purple

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In the past, beneath the Heavenly Screen.

When Wu Wei led Qian Yuhan and Ye Si into the inn, the owner behind the counter swallowed and cast an envious glance at the two women behind Wu Wei. Then Wu Wei took out a Silver Soul Coin, slapped it onto the counter, and said, "One room," and the entire Douluo Continent seemed to have been seized by the throat.

"What? One room?!"

Flender stood on the Shrek Academy training ground and jumped as if struck by lightning. "This brat... this brat really dared to do it!!"

"Those are the Angel God and the Rakshasa God!" Dai Mubai clenched his fists, staring fixedly at the Heavenly Screen, his face a mixture of envy and anguish. "He... he actually... how did he dare!!"

"My god..." Ma Hongjun covered his face with both hands, leaving only his eyes visible, and let out a sound that was almost a wail. "Two goddesses! Having one massage his shoulders and the other pound his legs wasn't enough, he even... he even..."

He couldn't go on, because Flender slapped him on the back of the head.

"Shut up!! Xiao Wu and Rongrong are still here..."

On the Heavenly Screen, Wu Wei led Qian Yuhan and Ye Si into the room.

Then the scene shifted, cutting to the outside of the tightly shut door.

The Heavenly Screen stopped showing what happened inside.

Beneath the Heavenly Screen, countless men let out deafening wails.

"That's it?! You're just showing us a door?!"

"Damn you, Heavenly Screen! I've already taken my pants off, and this is what you show me?!"

"Do we look like people who can't spare the data?! Show it! Keep showing it!!"

"Bad review! Definitely a bad review! A bad review for the Heavenly Screen!"

"Lord Heavenly Screen! Please! Just one look! I'll only take one look!"

"At least give us a picture! Just the sound would do, too!"

"Wait, why won't you show it? You showed that bloody siege earlier, and you showed all those soldiers dying, but now you censor this? What kind of proper Heavenly Screen are you?!"

"Heavenly Screen! I'm on my knees here! Show it!!"

Across the Douluo Continent, countless Soul Masters and ordinary men roared at the sky, beat their chests and stamped their feet, hearts broken with anguish.

Spirit Hall, the Pope's Palace.

Bibi Dong sat on her throne, watching the tightly shut door on the Heavenly Screen, her eyes gradually turning icy.

She hadn't cared what happened to the Rakshasa God and the Angel God.

But Wu Wei's actions brought back certain unpleasant images.

Wasn't Wu Wei's threatening behavior another form of coercion?

"Men like that all deserve to die!"

"That brat really deserves to die!"

Qian Daoliu was naturally even angrier.

If he knew where the young Wu Wei was now, he would immediately set out in person to wipe him out.

Divine Realm Core.

The Angel God Qian Yuhan stared at the tightly shut door on the Heavenly Screen. Her entire face went from ashen to deathly pale, then from deathly pale to a dark red that looked almost ready to drip blood.

She trembled violently all over, and the fists beneath her golden divine armor creaked as she clenched them.

"Wu Wei... Wu Wei...!" Her voice squeezed through her teeth, every word sounding as though it had drifted up from the deepest depths of hell. "I will kill you... I will tear you to pieces...!"

Beside her, the Rakshasa God Ye Si was no better off.

Her cold, beautiful face was completely twisted, and the icy light in her purple eyes had nearly taken tangible form. A thin layer of frost visibly formed in the air around her.

She didn't say a word, but the killing intent seeping from her very bones made several nearby gods edge away without realizing it.

"Angel, Rakshasa." The Asura God spoke, his voice quiet, yet like a bucket of ice water dumped over their heads. "Do you want to bring divine punishment down on yourselves now?"

The two women turned sharply to look at him.

"The Heavenly Screen is showing the future. That Wu Wei is only six now. His Martial Soul has just awakened, and his Soul Power is at rank five." The Asura God looked at them expressionlessly. "If you go after a six-year-old child now, do you want divine punishment to descend early?"

Qian Yuhan and Ye Si stiffened at the same time.

"I didn't say I would go after him." Qian Yuhan took a deep breath, striving to make her voice calm again. "I meant that Wu Wei from the future."

"We'll talk about that Wu Wei from the future after the Heavenly Screen finishes showing it," the Asura God said mildly. "For now, keep watching."

Qian Yuhan and Ye Si gritted their teeth and turned back, continuing to stare at the Heavenly Screen.

Each woman's gaze was more frightening than the other's.

On the Heavenly Screen, the scene finally changed again.

The light in the room went out, and moonlight streamed in through the window, falling on Wu Wei on the balcony.

He wore loose white pajamas, his hair was somewhat disheveled, and an extremely satisfied smile was on his face.

That smile was like one worn by someone who had just feasted on delicacies from the mountains and seas, then enjoyed a good sleep, looking refreshed from head to toe.

He stretched, rolled his neck, then pushed open the balcony door and walked out.

Beneath the Heavenly Screen, everyone saw his expression.

"That expression... that expression!" Dai Mubai gnashed his teeth, his eyes red with jealousy. "Why him?! What gives him the right to wear that expression?!"

"Two goddesses! Two!!" Ma Hongjun wailed until his voice went hoarse. "I don't even have a girlfriend! He's already got two goddesses!!"

Flender was also staring at the Heavenly Screen with an exceedingly complicated expression. His lips moved slightly, but in the end he only said, "That brat... his life was worth living."

Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing stood to one side. The two girls exchanged a glance, both wearing subtle expressions.

Ning Rongrong muttered softly, "Those two goddesses... why didn't they resist...?" Zhu Zhuqing fell silent for a moment, then said mildly, "They couldn't beat him. And they couldn't let their identities be exposed. Other than compromising, they had no choice."

Ning Rongrong bit her lip and said nothing more.

Xiao Wu held Tang San's arm, her expression also complicated, and said softly, "Brother... that Wu Wei went too far."

Tang San was silent for a while before he spoke. "He did go too far!"

On the Heavenly Screen, Wu Wei came onto the balcony and sat down cross-legged.

He still wore that satisfied smile, but his gaze slowly grew serious. He looked up at the moon in the sky, then spoke in a low voice.

"All right, I've had my fill of fun. Next, it's time to cultivate."

"If I want to keep those two women as my maids, strength is what matters most."

He closed his eyes, took a deep breath, then spoke again, as if to himself.

"But before that, I need to cultivate the Blue Silver Emperor's divine skill, Endless Life, back again."

"I wonder whether, without the Blue Silver Emperor Soul Bone now, I can still regain mastery of the Blue Silver Emperor's domain profound meaning..."

Then he closed his eyes and began trying to cultivate.

Beneath the Heavenly Screen, countless people were still beating their chests and stamping their feet over the earlier scene, wailing without end. Hardly anyone paid close attention to what Wu Wei said on the balcony.

Most people only saw him sit down on the balcony, mutter a few words, then close his eyes and begin cultivating.

But beneath the Heavenly Screen, one person was struck as if by lightning.

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