Naruto: Summoning Lord Madara to Wipe Tables Right From the Start!
Chapter 339

If He'd Had Even One Peanut

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Hidan was about to speak when Kakuzu reached out and pressed his head down.

"Shut up."

" Kakuzu, what are you doing?"

"Drink wine."

"I haven't finished preaching yet."

You've said it ten times already.

Kakuzu's face darkened.

Say one more word and I'll throw you out.

Hidan could only shut his mouth.

But the aftereffects of the Erguotou quickly kicked in.

His face grew increasingly red.

Kakuzu wasn't much better off. Zhang Yu stood beside Kakuzu's money box and raised his hand to carve a Flying Thunder God Formula seal on the surface of the box.

A black spell flashed and merged into the box.

Tsunade stood beside him, watching his movements.

What do you engrave on the money box?

"Leave a mark."

Zhang Yu withdrew his hand.

"It will be easier to find people in the future."

Who are you planning to look for this time?

You'll find out soon enough.

Zhang Yu patted Tsunade on the shoulder.

"Go back to the hotel first and ask the innkeeper to prepare dinner."

"I'll go and call Hashirama and the others back."

Tsunade nodded.

Don't let them drink too late.

"Know."

Zhang Yu turned and left the hotel, heading towards the hot spring valley.

More than half an hour later, he returned to the hot spring resort.

The scene before him made him pause for a moment.

Kakuzu and Hidan were lying on the ground, with several empty sake bottles lying around them.

Hashirama Senju was also lying on the edge of the table, fast asleep.

Tobirama Senju carried Hashirama, his face grim.

Uchiha Izuna was supporting the drunk Madara, whose feet were almost dragging on the ground.

Zhang Yu walked up to the group.

"You've drunk this much?"

Tobirama said coldly, "Those two have been bothering Big Brother and Madara."

Izuna glanced at Hidan on the ground.

" Kakuzu is the same."

He drank bottle after bottle, and finally just collapsed.

He originally treated Erguotou as ordinary sake, drinking bottle after bottle.

Before long, Kakuzu's movements slowed down.

Hidan shook the sake bottle and suddenly shouted:

" Kakuzu, you tell them yourself!"

Kakuzu raised his head.

"Say what?"

Tell me about your past experiences.

Hidan patted the edge of the pool.

"Didn't you assassinate the First Hokage?"

The sake bottle in Hashirama's hand stopped in mid-air.

Madara also turned to look at them.

Kakuzu didn't notice the change in Hashirama's expression; instead, he coughed.

That was a long time ago.

Hidan pointed at him.

"See, he admitted it!"

Kakuzu, blinded by alcohol, blurted out:

That year, the moon was dark and the wind was high.

"I lay in ambush on the path Hashirama Senju would take."

There was no one around.

I jumped down from the tree and attacked him directly.

Hashirama's face grew increasingly stiff.

Kakuzu became more and more enthusiastic as he spoke.

"The two of us fought for hundreds of rounds."

He used Wood Release first, so I used Earth Release to defend.

He summoned a giant Wood Golem, which I Earth Grudge Fear.

Finally, I punched him in the chest.

Hidan was dumbfounded.

"Then what?"

"Then I kicked him into the mountains."

Kakuzu held the sake bottle, his expression very serious.

"Unfortunately, he was too lucky and escaped before my Chakra ran out."

The hot spring pool quieted down.

Hashirama was speechless.

He personally experienced that battle.

Kakuzu didn't even get close before being defeated by Wood Release and forced to flee.

If Zhang Yu hadn't given prior instructions not to cause trouble, he would have already pulled Kakuzu out of the pool.

Madara looked at Hashirama, a slow smile spreading across his face.

"So he's the one who drove you away back then."

Hashirama gritted his teeth and said:

"Ban, don't speak."

"What's wrong?"

" Kakuzu was quite interesting."

You don't actually believe that, do you?

"Of course I don't believe it."

Madara glanced at Kakuzu.

"I just wanted to see your expression."

Hashirama's face darkened further.

Stop gloating.

Kakuzu.

Later, Hashirama Senju escaped back to Konoha.

He dares not fight me again.

"From that time on, the entire Shinobi World knew my name."

Tobirama couldn't listen to it anymore.

"If he had even a single peanut, he wouldn't be this drunk."

Izuna couldn't help but chuckle.

Kakuzu suddenly looked at him.

"Why are you laughing?"

"Nothing."

Izuna raised his wine glass.

"This is the first time I've heard someone describe failure so vividly."

Kakuzu's face darkened.

You don't believe me?

I believe it.

Izuna nodded.

You are indeed a very good storyteller.

Kakuzu wanted to retort, but his body swayed slightly.

Hidan also collapsed by the pool.

The two of them, one in front of the other, got completely drunk and blacked out.

Hashirama, looking at the two people in the pool, finally couldn't hold back any longer.

"They're too noisy."

He raised his hand, Wood Release Chakra surged forth.

A force grabbed Kakuzu and Hidan, throwing them directly out of the hot spring pool.

Bang!

The two fell onto the grass outside the pool.

Hidan rolled over, still muttering to himself.

" Lord Jashin... protect me..."

Kakuzu was fast asleep, clutching his suitcase.

The hot spring pool fell silent again.

Kurama lay down next to Izuna, looking curiously at Hashirama.

Where did Boss Zhang Yu go?

Hashirama and Tobirama exchanged a glance and laughed simultaneously.

"Nothing."

What are you laughing at?

"Nothing."

Kurama stared at the two of them for a few seconds.

It remembered its past experience of being suppressed by Zhang Yu and immediately shut its mouth.

"Never mind, I won't ask anymore."

Kurama slowly moved to Izuna's side.

" Izuna, could you leave me a bottle of sake here?"

Izuna nodded.

"Can."

You're still the best.

Kurama lay down by the pool, comfortably soaking in the hot spring.

About half an hour later, it was almost dinnertime.

Zhang Yu and Tsunade, already dressed, emerged from the hot spring valley.

Tsunade was also holding two bottles of Erguotou (a type of Chinese liquor).

Zhang Yu glanced at the system interface.

[Ding! Mission complete!]

[Gained 100,000 gold coins.]

[Received a special mission reward of 100,000 gold coins.]

[Current Host Balance: 8,200,000.]

Zhang Yu closed the system interface and walked to the locker.

Tsunade followed behind him, glancing left and right.

"Is this where Kakuzu stores his money box?"

"That's right."

Is anyone guarding it?

"No."

"Then how do you open it?"

Zhang Yu raised his hand.

" Wood Release: Key Technique."

Wood- Chakra gathered in his palm.

A wooden key was quickly formed.

Zhang Yu inserted the key into the lock and turned it gently.

Click.

The cabinet door opened.

Inside was a black briefcase.

Zhang Yu reached out and took the box out.

Tsunade immediately moved closer.

The moment the box was opened, a box full of money came into view.

Tsunade's eyes lit up immediately.

"So much money?"

Zhang Yu closed the box.

"Don't move."

Tsunade had already reached out and hugged the box.

"We obtained this together."

"I accepted the mission."

"But I also kept watch for you."

"You just stole three bottles of Erguotou from me."

"That's two different things."

Tsunade hugged the black briefcase tightly and said with a smile:

"If you play with me tomorrow, I'll give the box back to you."

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