Naruto: Summoning Lord Madara to Wipe Tables Right From the Start!

"Have you heard? The owner of that new tavern on the west side of the village is nuts! He actually makes his staff cosplay as the First Hokage and Madara Uchiha!"

"That's not all! Apparently, there's a white-haired guy with a permanently blank expression doing the accounts every day. He looks just like the Second Hokage!"

Everyone in Konoha thought Zhang Yu's tavern was putting on some kind of performance art, until one day-

The major rogue ninja factions launched a massive invasion, ready to make Konoha know pain.

The tavern doors slowly swung open.

Madara Uchiha rolled his neck, and a Perfect Susanoo towered up from the ground. "So you're the insects who interrupted me while I was wiping tables?"

Hashirama Senju clapped his hands together. "Sage Art: Wood Release: True Several Thousand Hands! The boss said any damage to the storefront comes out of our pay!"

Watching the enemies get instantly pinned down and utterly crushed, the entire Shinobi World fell silent.

Seated behind the bar, Zhang Yu leisurely sipped his tea. "Relax. Just the basics-hold your applause. We only serve drinks here, and while we're at it... keep the peace in the Shinobi World."