My Second Uncle Was Going to Marry His Second Aunt

The appearance of ten figures nearly moved Di Jun and Tai Yi to tears.

After waiting and waiting, the ten Demon Gods had finally arrived!

"Family, you're finally here~"

Had they known they would be surrounded by twelve barbaric Ancestral Witches and sprayed with saliva, Di Jun and Tai Yi would never have ditched the Demon Gods and rushed over first.

Bai Ze took in their aggrieved expressions, then looked at the battle-ready Ancestral Witches. He did not need to think to know that these two had been bullied badly.

"They deserved it! You two little bastards ditched us and ran ahead. Weren't you just trying to grab all the benefits? Now you got nothing and ended up covered in filth, didn't you?"

Seeing the two of them looking like wronged little wives, a somewhat lecherous-looking middle-aged man with two thin mouse-like mustaches could not help but snort with laughter.

Di Jun had already been bottling up his anger with nowhere to vent it. When he saw Fei Dan's sleazy face, he immediately shouted, "Fei Dan, what are you laughing at?"

This guy was laughing at me, wasn't he? He had to be, right? I wasn't completely sure. Should I take another look? Maybe?

To force himself not to laugh, Fei Dan pinched the tender flesh of his inner thigh until it turned bruised purple.

"Ahem, well... my second aunt is getting married. I'm happy!"

"Pfft, hahahaha~"

The moment Fei Dan finished speaking, a man standing beside him burst out laughing.

The man looked rather bold and rugged, wrapped in animal skins and holding a fan more than six feet long. It was encrusted with all kinds of dazzling gemstones, so bright they nearly blinded people.

Parenthetical note: Liu Mang was the exception. His eyes were even brighter than the gems as he stared at the fan.

Damn it, that confirmed it!

You really were laughing at my brother and me!

Tai Yi's face darkened. Narrowing his eyes, he looked at the man with a half-smile and asked,

"Fei Lian, what are you laughing at? Was your second aunt getting married too?"

It would have been better if Tai Yi had not asked. Once he did, Fei Lian laughed even louder.

Other people might not know about Fei Dan's second aunt, but how could Fei Lian, who was close to Fei Dan, not know?

That woman was famous throughout their entire race.

When she flew, she looked like a gas cylinder with wings.

She had been going on blind dates for over three thousand years and still had not managed to marry herself off.

The odds of Fei Dan's second aunt finding someone willing to take her were even lower than Fei Lian's odds of attaining the Dao.

As he tugged at Fei Dan beside him, Fei Lian explained, "No, no, no. My second aunt is already married. It's my second uncle—my second uncle is going to marry his second aunt!"

You bastards were obviously mocking me!

Did you think that just because someone did not get angry, they were idiots?

Watching the two lower their heads while their shoulders shook nonstop, Tai Yi trembled with rage.

Laugh! You were still laughing behind my back!

Gritting his teeth, Tai Yi viciously said to the two men spouting nonsense, "Good! Good! Good! Once this matter is over, I will personally pay the newlyweds a visit and present them with a grand gift!"

Tai Yi deliberately emphasized the word "personally."

Fei Dan froze at first upon hearing Tai Yi's words, but then his eyes lit up.

There was such a good thing? Second Aunt, your nephew has settled your marriage problem!

I never thought the problem that had plagued our entire race for three thousand years would be resolved with a single sentence from me, Fei Dan! I really am a genius!

I can't let Fei Lian go back on his word and return the goods. I'll send a voice transmission to the clan leader right now and have them package up Second Aunt and send her over.

Fei Dan acted as soon as he spoke, immediately forming a hand seal and sending out an incantation!

You damned Fei Dan, were you a dog?

In stark contrast to Fei Dan's delight, Fei Lian wore an utterly stunned expression.

I was just saying it! Why was everyone taking it seriously?

Could I still take it back?

Mm, looking at Tai Yi's man-eating glare, there was probably no chance of taking it back.

Fei Lian could only silently pray for his second uncle.

"Uncle Second! Your nephew is sorry! For your nephew's life, you'll have to suffer a little. You don't mind, right?"

"Besides, you're single anyway. And once the lights are off, they all look the same!"

Fu Xi glanced at Fei Lian, then turned back to look at Liu Mang, who was counting his treasures nearby.

"This Fei Lian is ruthless. One look tells me he's no good Lian! He even set up his own uncle. I need to keep Liu Mang away from him."

Though Bai Ze was secretly delighted by Di Jun and Tai Yi's predicament, with the Wu Clan present, he still tried his best to maintain a respectful appearance.

Bai Ze gave a slight bow and asked, "His Majesty, we did not arrive too late, did we?"

Di Jun rolled his eyes at Bai Ze, anger surging in his chest.

Too late my ass! If you had come any later, my brother and I would have drowned in saliva!

He did not believe that Bai Ze, Shang Yang, and the others had failed to notice the awkward situation he and Tai Yi were in.

Ever since the two brothers had established the Demon Court, the ten Demon Gods had begun contradicting them from time to time. Their growing estrangement had not started just yesterday.

As the ruler of the Heavenly Court, he, Di Jun, was only a little arrogant, a little domineering, a little willful, a little overbearing and unreasonable...

Wasn't every emperor like that? What had he done wrong? The world was the one at fault!

It seemed he needed to find a time to give them a warning, to let them know who the true master of the Demon Race and the Heavenly Court was.

Bai Ze had given him plenty of face, so naturally Di Jun could not publicly berate him in front of outsiders. Otherwise, he might earn himself a reputation for being harsh and ungrateful.

At the very least, he had to keep up appearances and leave others with nothing to criticize.

Di Jun smiled faintly. "Brothers, you arrived at just the right time. You must have had a difficult journey!"

Although Di Jun was still smiling on the surface, inside he was already cursing furiously. With nowhere to vent his rage, he turned his gaze back to Di Jiang.

Seeing that his side also had twelve people now, Di Jun wore a smug expression.

You sure knew how to curse, but what use was that? Out here, it was all about power!

Damn it, the twelve of you had a great time taking turns cursing my brother and me earlier, didn't you? Now I had twelve people too. It was our turn!

Di Jun could still feel the saliva of the Twelve Ancestral Witches hanging in the air.

When Di Jiang saw Di Jun's triumphant look, he knew the bastard wanted to regain face. How could he let him have his way?

Having been tricked around by Liu Mang before, Di Jiang had seen plenty of tricks. Naturally, he had picked them up without needing anyone to teach him.

Di Jiang stepped forward and looked at Di Jun with disdain. "Hmph, I cannot be bothered to argue with you. Once the Wu Clan successfully protects fellow Daoist Nu Wa on her path to the Dao, right and wrong will become clear on their own."

Huh? What? Why were they not arguing anymore?

How about arguing a little longer? I just got myself into the mood, and you were telling me we were done!

How was this any different from taking off my clothes only to be told her period had come?

Di Jiang took in Di Jun and Tai Yi's expressions. If the Wu Clan had primordial spirits, his would have been rolling around inside his body in delight right now!

Hahahaha, was holding it in uncomfortable? Good. That was exactly how it should be!

Comfort was reserved for the victors.

It had not been easy. The Demon Race bullied them every day, and they had finally won once!

The feeling of using numbers to bully the few was truly wonderful. They would have to do this more often in the future.

Little did he know, this very thought would lead to the magnificent sight of the Wu Clan's later expeditions, with their forces covering the mountains and plains.

Looking at Di Jun and Tai Yi's constipated expressions, Di Jiang decided to add more fuel to the fire.

"Brothers of the Demon Race, you must also be here for fellow Daoist Nu Wa's attainment of the Dao. However, there is someone you should meet first!"

The other Ancestral Witches' eyes lit up as soon as they heard Di Jiang's words.

Big Brother had gone bad! He was about to unleash Liu Mang!

They truly could not let him keep tormenting the Wu Clan alone. Others needed to have a taste of this shamelessness too.

"Lock up the Demon Race, release Liu Mang!"