[Just like Chen Shimei and Ximen Qing, now there's Little Immortal Nan lives off his wife.]
[ Jiang Kounan, Jiang Kounan, look at you! You're just average-looking, not as pretty as your wife, and you don't even earn as much as she does. This marriage is truly a case of us marrying above our station.]
[Sparrows eat high-ranking birds]
[Hahaha, you guys have made Jiang Kounan look completely worthless.]
Jiang Nan sat on the steps by the door, scoffed, and stared at the tablet in his hand; "I can see the comments. Don't you guys need to hide it from the person in question when you're saying bad things about them?"
[Hahaha, he's getting angry and embarrassed, Jiang Kounan! ]
[I was just saying this for you to hear (innocent wink)]
[You unfilial son, you're already doing a live stream and you don't even bother to dress up properly!]
Jiang Nan was wearing a fluffy green frog pajama set and had messy pink hair; he wasn't even wearing makeup.
It's not that I don't care about my image, but simply that it's unnecessary. Nowadays, live streams come with built-in filters, so there's really no difference whether I wear makeup or not.
With the filter on, his skin appeared porcelain white, his cheeks had a rounded curve, his lips were rosy and full, and he even had a generous application of blush.
Actually, Jiang Nan hasn't drunk much water all day, and her lips are dry now.
He sat on the steps; it was much colder outside than inside. Looking at the live stream, he felt it wasn't good to remain silent, so he asked casually, "What are you all doing right now?"
[What else can I do? I'm catching up on my homework, with a live stream playing in the background.]
[I'm so tired of catching up on homework, I'm almost in tears. There's so much homework I can't finish it all, and most importantly, I don't want to write a single word, I just want to have fun.]
[The following are impending dramas: an inspirational story of finishing winter break homework in one day, a suspenseful drama about who stole my homework, and a war drama about who you lent your homework to copy.]
[Sobbing, students are already facing the anxiety of starting school after the Lunar New Year!]
[Forever Lost Happiness]
[Soaking my feet and watching a live stream]
[Hehehe, I'm waiting to see what my daughter-in-law looks like! Even though I've already seen the marriage certificate, I still want to see her.]
[Eating strawberries, they're sweet and sour, super delicious!]
Jiang Nan stared intently at the tablet. "Why do you hate going to school?"
He clutched his chest and said, "You are the budding flowers of our motherland, how can you hate going to school? If this continues, it will be detrimental to the development of our country."
"Look at me, I really love going to school."
Students in the live stream:...
I'd like to see what good nonsense you can spout.
[Be careful what you say, Jiang Kounan! Otherwise, even your grandfather can't save you!]
Jiang Nan continued babbling, "I really love going to school. Every time I get my new books at the beginning of the semester, it feels like I'm having my own private book signing. And don't you guys find that feeling of not being able to absorb everything you learn particularly fascinating?"
[...]
I thought you were holding in a huge amount, but you just gave me a huge amount of poop.
[Yes, yes, that's so true!]
When I was in school, even looking at a dog was a pleasure.
[Hahaha, this is so charming! If it weren't for the exams, I would really love this school.]
As the saying goes, the exam is where life and death are decided.
Jiang Nan continued chatting, "Soaking your feet is good, it's good for your heart and also good for blood circulation."
"Why do you have to meet your daughter-in-law so late at night?" Jiang Nan frowned. "Is it your family's custom to meet the bride at night?"
[Forehead...]
Is it possible that your daughter-in-law is your wife?
Jiang Nan's expression changed instantly. "Damn it, you're taking advantage of me."
"I was so stupid, really," Jiang Nan said. "I thought you were just chatting casually, but I never imagined you were just taking advantage of me."
Jiang Nan's fan base is quite diverse.
Some people want to be fathers, some want to be mothers, some want to be grandmothers, and some want to be grandfathers.
After chatting for about ten minutes, Jiang Nan was so cold that he had goosebumps all over his body. Just as he was about to go inside, he heard the roar of Maybach.
His eyes lit up instantly.
The viewers in the live stream also got excited.
Is that my daughter-in-law? Is that my daughter-in-law?
[Waaaaah, granddaughter-in-law, grandpa's here to see you!]
[It's Grandma! Grandma's here!]
[You unfilial son! Turn the camera around right now!!!!]
Jiang Nan muttered, "This is my wife, why are you all more excited than I am?"
Despite saying that, he still obediently turned the camera around.
The live stream suddenly switched, and the audience was instantly amazed by the scene before them.
The gardens on both sides were filled with all kinds of expensive flowers. The sky was as black as ink, with a crescent moon hanging on the horizon and sparse stars. Two small and exquisite lanterns hung on either side of the gate, and a black Maybach was parked at the entrance. A shimmering lake could be faintly seen in the distance.
Holy crap!! This looks like something out of an idol drama!!!
[Damn it! Jiang Kounan, tell me, where is this?? When did Beijing get such a beautiful residential area?]
[Oh my god, help! So this is what life is like for the rich!]
[That's enough, Jiang Nan's fans, that's enough. There are plenty of places like this in the suburbs of Beijing, and as everyone knows, houses in the suburbs of Beijing aren't worth much (smile)]
[I agree with the comment above. I sincerely suggest that 2.08 million shouldn't try to cultivate a rich persona, because the salaries in the entertainment industry are really outrageous, and doing so will only backfire.]
[Laughing so hard I'm rich! As everyone knows, Lin Cheng is a young master from a wealthy family. Neither he nor Yan Ling have created this kind of persona. Jiang Nan is really showing off his limited skills, hahaha.]
Upon seeing this comment, Lin Cheng couldn't resist giving it a like using her alternate account.
He hasn't had any dramas airing recently, and he hasn't been trending on social media much in the past two months. He's now counting on this variety show to attract a new wave of fans.
Therefore, he was determined to outshine the other three couples.
Xiao Jue and Qiao Haiyue are out of the question; their acting is completely fake, devoid of any real emotion, and their relationship is utterly messy. Xu Lan was only on the show to fill a spot; he probably knows that too, he's just there for show.
The only change is with Jiang Nan and her partner.
Although Lin Cheng looked down on Jiang Nan, a minor celebrity who lacked talent and only knew how to gain popularity through opportunism, he had to admit that Jiang Nan had a knack for attracting attention.
He watched the live stream and chuckled to himself.
It turns out he was planning to create the persona of a rich young master, and he wasn't afraid of being exposed.
They really intend to go all the way with their controversial image.
He crossed his arms and watched the live stream with a cold eye.
The driver's seat of the Maybach was opened from the inside, and a medium-sized male Beta stepped out. He had a buzz cut and an ordinary appearance.
Lin Cheng laughed out of surprise.
Is this his wife?
That marriage certificate was probably photoshopped by the editor overnight; it was exposed as soon as it appeared on the show, hahaha.
Who is this?
[Hahaha, Jiang Nan, your "beautiful wife" persona crumbled the moment you appeared on the show. I'm starting to feel sorry for you.]
[Just kidding, do you guys with 2.08 million followers really have to die if you don't create a persona??? I'm embarrassed for you.]
[Is this Sister Daiyu??? (Confused)]
[ Jiang Nan, you're awesome! Sister Daiyu is awful in the light!]
[Um, although I'm a fan of Lin Cheng, I really can't help but ask, do you feel that the entertainment industry is a huge but empty stage, and you don't know how to get people to see you no matter how hard you try?]
Jiang Nan's attention wasn't on the comments at all; his eyes were fixed on something not far away.
When driver Old Yang opened the back door, he rushed over excitedly, as if he had seen a puppy with bones, clutching his tablet.
[ Jiang Kounan, I really feel like throwing up]
[In short, we experienced a visual roller coaster ride.]
" Zhouzhou."
The boy's voice was completely different from when he was chatting with his online friend; it was sweet and well-behaved.
[????]
Why did you suddenly clamp it up?
[ Little Immortal Nan, fine, fine, you unfilial son!]
Fu Jingzhou reached out and hugged him, nuzzling his chin against the top of his head. "Why are you so cold?"
Jiang Nan mumbled, "I was a little bored just now, so I sat in the yard waiting for you."
The man casually rubbed his ears, which were red from the cold. "Let's go inside."
"Good."
It wasn't until he entered the house that Jiang Nan remembered he was still live-streaming, and he quickly put the tablet on the coffee table.
The viewers in the live stream were almost speechless. They had been staring at the ground the whole time, looking at that fluffy GG Bond slipper.
He finally caught a glimpse of Jiang Nan and couldn't help but start grumbling.
[You unfilial son! You made your father stare at that dead pig for so long, what is your punishment?]
[Don't you also think your partner isn't really suited for the show? (Laughs while covering mouth)]
"What dead pig?!" Jiang Nan was absolutely furious. "This is my idol, such a handsome idol, and you actually said that to him?!"
He glanced at the comment below and frowned; "Why isn't she suitable for the show?"
[It's ugly, of course it's not suitable for her.]
[I can't stand it anymore, your partner is even uglier Qiao Ordinary Man ]
[I really don't understand why you chose such an ugly partner?]
[What's so hard to understand? Even though she's ugly, she's rich.]
Most of these comments were from fans of other couples, along with some from casual observers.
Jiang Nan was greatly shocked and stood there stunned for a moment.
Fu Jingzhou went back to his bedroom and changed into some loungewear, wearing a loose black sweater that revealed his collarbone.
He walked over with a glass of warm water and saw Jiang Nan staring blankly at the tablet. He asked in confusion, "What's wrong?"
Jiang Nan sighed deeply, straightened up, hooked his arm around his wife's neck, and led them into the live stream. With his other hand, he lifted Fu Jingzhou's chin. "Come on, tell me, if someone is ugly, then what is considered beautiful?"
Fu Jingzhou was forced to bend down, revealing his delicate collarbones and the incredibly sexy lines of his Adam's apple and collarbone hollow.
The live stream went silent for a moment, then a barrage of comments exploded out.
[Scream, scream, why have you stopped?]
[Ahhhhh, it's Sister Daiyu's so beautiful, I'm going to lick the screen!]
My mom asked me why I was drooling. What should I say, guys???
[Luckily I didn't join you guys in mocking me, otherwise, it would have been really undignified of me to be drooling like that.]
[No, this is exactly the same as the marriage certificate!!!!]
[ Jiang Kounan, you've been eating really well!!]
[Alright, Little Immortal Nan, you can leave now. I think your boyfriend is more pleasing to me than you.]
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On the other side.
Lin Cheng stared at the live stream in astonishment, even forgetting to eat the Chengzi in her hand.
How is that possible?!
The scene in the live stream was actually quite pleasing to the eye. Jiang Nan had her arm around the neck of the person next to her. The action was intimate but not overly affectionate, because the person looked upright, as if she were hooking her arm around the neck of her good brother.
The person was very compliant, with beautiful eyes, thick eyelashes, perfectly sized double eyelids, and a bright red beauty mark at the corner of her eye, making her very recognizable.
He wasn't watching the live stream; instead, all his attention was on the person next to him.
Perhaps because he doesn't care much about netizens, coupled with his aloof and indifferent temperament, he inexplicably gives off a feeling of being an unattainable beauty.
Lin Cheng bit her lip.
" Little Orange."
A familiar male voice called out in his ear. Lin Cheng subconsciously looked up and saw Yan Ling wearing pajamas, looking at him with an ambiguous smile, "Aren't you going to sleep? It's already very late."
Lin Cheng didn't hear what Yan Ling was saying at all; he was looking at the man's cold, handsome features.
My heart skipped a beat.
He's handsome on his own, but...
Compared to that, it really pales in comparison.
-
[No, these are your wife's words. Who was that person just now???]
Upon seeing this comment, Jiang Nan suddenly realized, "That's driver Old Yang, my best brother with whom I've shared life and death."
Upon hearing this, Fu Jingzhou and the audience were all stunned.
Fu Jingzhou: "What kind of life-or-death friendship do you two have? How come I didn't know?"
Jiang Nan let go of his hand, blinking her eyes. "In the canyon, he loves playing support and often protects me."
Fu Jingzhou: "..."
Netizen:...
[That's all you're good for.]
Jiang Nan's phone vibrated. He picked it up and said, "It's probably a message from the production team."
The production team sent over the three questions that received the most votes from fans and were deemed acceptable for approval.
Question 1: Who pursued whom first?
Question 2: How long did you date before getting married?
Question 3: What do you most want to say to the other person right now?
"Who pursued whom first?" Jiang Nan asked confidently. "Is that even a question? It was definitely me who pursued him first."
Just as the audience was about to enjoy the sweet romance, the other protagonist immediately shattered the illusion. "Really?"
Jiang Nan turned her head, looking at him in shock. "Otherwise what???"
Fu Jingzhou asked casually, "When did you ever pursue me?"
"I..." Jiang Nan was stumped by his question, "I..."
He thought about it carefully and realized that he hadn't actually pursued her. So things just naturally progressed; he slept with her, and they got together.
Jiang Nan slapped her thigh. "When we were dating, wasn't it me who asked first, 'Do you want to date me?'"
Fu Jingzhou lowered his eyelids. "So this is what you call pursuing me?"
Jiang Nan felt inexplicably guilty; "Otherwise what?"
"Whatever you say." The man smiled, a slight curve to his lips.
Jiang Nan: "..."
[Enough, Jiang Kounan, that's really enough!]
[Don't bully her, waaaaaah, poor Sister Daiyu!]
[Enough! I feel sorry for him! This beauty looks like she's about to shatter, Jiang Kounan, you've done so many evil deeds!]
Jiang Nan was dumbfounded. Looking at the barrage of comments criticizing him, he finally raised his hand helplessly, propped his chin up, and couldn't bear to look at it.
Don't go too far.
Oh no, Little Tao's updates are going to stop! The next chapter is still under review.