Jiang Nan pondered this seriously for a long time, but still couldn't understand why someone as strong and resolute as him would choose a tea master as his partner.
The tea master even reached out and tugged at his earlobe, "Why aren't you saying anything?"
Jiang Nan covered her earlobes, straightened up, turned to look at him, and said with barely suppressed anger, " Fu Zhouzhou, you're only so brazen because I dote on you."
Fu Jingzhou looked at him with his eyelids lowered, then a smile appeared on his lips. "I know."
The viewers in the live stream were laughing hysterically.
[Haha, Jiang Kounan, Jiang Kounan, your shoulders aren't as broad Sister Daiyu's, your Adam's apple isn't as big as Sister Daiyu's, and you're not as tall Sister Daiyu when you're sitting. Where do you get the confidence to say you're spoiling her?]
[This is the first time I've ever felt so sorry for Little Immortal Nan.]
[Who gets promoted and who gets demoted is obvious to anyone with eyes to see.]
[I have to say, these two are so sweet together, there's not a hint of dryness in their expressions.]
[Hmm... Sister Daiyu, you know how to protect Little Immortal Nan's pride.]
Jiang Nan glanced at the comments and her cheeks flushed red. "I advise you guys to shut up a bit. Sometimes, the truth isn't what it seems on the surface."
What's different about it???
[Yes, I understand, you don't need to explain.]
[ Little Immortal Nan, let me teach you, there's a word called "becoming angry out of embarrassment"]
[Let me teach you a word too: self-righteous.]
[Upstairs, it should be "self-1"]
Jiang Nan: "..."
The fig leaf was completely and ruthlessly torn away by this group of people, just as Jiang Nan was considering finding an auspicious day to leave the entertainment industry.
Fu Jingzhou coughed, picked up Jiang Nan's phone, and said, "Head of the family, let's look at the second question."
Jiang Nan crossed her arms, still sulking.
Upon hearing this, he blinked, his pent-up frustration dissipating unconsciously. He moved closer to the tablet, his delicate face instantly magnified in his gaze.
The viewers who were frantically typing in the live stream instantly quieted down.
After all, although Little Immortal Nan has a sharp tongue, she is really cute, and it wouldn't be good to bully her too much.
Just as the audience was beginning to feel sorry for him, the pink-haired boy suddenly curled his lips into a smile and said defiantly, "Now you all understand, right? I am the head of the family."
audience:...
[Grandfather shouldn't have felt sorry for you]
My silence was deafening.
[Tell me, what should I say?]
Self-deception is something you can do.
Instead of the expected praise, she was met with nothing but daggers aimed at Jiang Nan's heart.
Just as he was about to explode, Fu Jingzhou immediately grabbed his hand, "Let's look at the second question."
Jiang Nan pouted and said, "Oh."
Fu Jingzhou glanced at his phone and said, "How long did you date before getting married...?"
He paused for a moment, then turned and exchanged a glance with Jiang Nan.
He doesn't know much about the entertainment industry and doesn't know whether he should tell the truth.
After all, their marriage was ultimately an arranged one between families. What if the truth came out and it affected Jiang Nan's reputation?
Jiang Nan, unaware of the many thoughts running through his mind, turned to look at the tablet and said, "We got married first and then fell in love."
[????]
For a moment, I doubted my ears.
Don't tell me it's an arranged marriage between families?
Is it true that marriage before love can develop?
[Help! What kind of novel plot is actually happening in real life?!]
[Hmm... another day of wondering if I'm an NPC.]
[Sorry, I'm getting into conspiracy theories again. Is all of this just part of a script?]
[The entertainment industry is full of fakes, people create personas everywhere, no one can really believe them anymore, right? (laughs while covering mouth)]
Jiang Nan said, " Zhouzhou, what's the third question?"
Fu Jingzhou glanced down at his phone and said, "What's the first thing you want to say to the other person right now?"
Jiang Nan's eyes lit up. " Zhouzhou."
"Um?"
"I only realized today that you're actually quite annoying," Jiang Nan said seriously, resting her chin on her hand and turning her head to the side.
The audience could only see his profile; they couldn't make out his expression.
[No way, are we going to go this far?]
[For entertainment purposes?]
[Even if it's just for the sake of the show, it's still hurtful. Little Immortal Nan, please take back that sentence.]
[ Jiang Nan's persona of constantly flirting with those fun-loving people has finally been exposed, hasn't it? He's actually just a greasy, chauvinistic Alpha.]
[Yue, Jiang Nan, you really do seem like a domestic abuser.]
[You're the abusive one! Are you sick in the head? Do you need me to make an appointment for you?]
[Ahhh, this passerby is so excited! This is the first time I've ever seen such a dramatic scene!]
[Um, does Fu Jingzhou have some kind of masochistic tendency? Jiang Nan's words were so harsh, yet he's not angry.]
The attention of the rest of the audience shifted to Fu Jingzhou.
He leaned back against the sofa, holding his phone, his expression remarkably calm, his posture even exuding a sense of languor. His black hair cascaded down his forehead, and his pale skin, illuminated by the crystal chandelier, made him appear almost ethereal.
He doesn't seem angry at all.
[I don't care if she's angry or not, I just want to know if Sister Daiyu is willing to debut. I'm willing to give up all my possessions.]
[Waaaaah, she's so beautiful, you know? She's the kind of beautiful that doesn't look feminine.]
Fu Jingzhou asked lazily, "How annoying?"
Jiang Nan chuckled, "The kind of annoying that I like and that I never tire of looking at."
His voice wasn't very loud, but it landed steadily in the ears of all the viewers in the live stream.
Just a moment ago it was chaotic, with a three-way battle between fans and critics, but now all the comments have disappeared in a second.
A full half minute later, a few more comments appeared on the screen.
[...]
My mother asked me why I was silent.
My silence is deafening, shattering the earth.
[Hmm... hmm... hmm... don't tell me you used this trick to win over such a beautiful woman?]
[I told you, what kind of ivory could you possibly spout?]
[Where are those people who were just cursing Little Immortal Nan? Come out and kneel down to apologize to your father, Nan.]
[Judging from Sister Daiyu's completely unsurprised expression, Little Immortal Nan probably says quite a few cheesy pickup lines in her daily life.]
[Guys, I've learned this trick! I'm going to use it to win over my crush!]
After Jiang Nan finished speaking, she looked at Fu Jingzhou expectantly and said, " Zhouzhou, it's your turn."
What's the one thing you most want to say to me right now?
Fu Jingzhou straightened up, bent forward, picked up the warm water next to the tablet, and left it for almost ten minutes until it cooled down considerably.
He said, "Drink more water."
Jiang Nan: "..."
He pursed his lips and reluctantly gave an "oh".
The viewers in the live stream couldn't hold back any longer.
Is this sarcasm? Is it sarcasm? It's definitely sarcasm.
[Drink more water, hahaha, Little Immortal Nan's brain is about to overflow with water.]
Jiang Nan reluctantly drank two sips of water, and just as she was about to put down the glass, someone suddenly grabbed her neck.
He was grabbed from behind, and he instinctively shrank his neck. "What are you doing?"
Fu Jingzhou's tone was calm, yet carried an undeniable authority. "Finish it."
Jiang Nan pursed her lips. "I don't want to drink anymore."
"Be good." His voice was gentle, but his tone was firm.
Jiang Nan hesitated for a moment, then picked up the half-full glass of water and obediently drank the rest.
"Head of the household" is truly a wonderful phrase.
[Head of the household? How am I supposed to explain the term "head of the household" to you? It's easy to understand, isn't it? It's definitely not someone like you who's the head of the household.]
[The funniest joke of the year is about Jiang Nan being the head of the family (smiley face)]
After finishing her water, Jiang Nan glanced at the live stream comments and was furious. "Alright, everyone, that's the end of today's live stream. Have a nice day!"
After saying that, he decisively turned off the live stream.
After the live stream ended, he turned his head and stared at Fu Zhouzhou, looking very angry.
Fu Jingzhou leaned in and gently bit his moist lips, then took them into his mouth and sucked on them twice.
Jiang Nan's attention was diverted by the kiss, and her fingers involuntarily tugged at Fu Jingzhou's sweater.
The sweater was a knitted sweater, and he was digging hard into the seams of the sweater with his index finger.
After kissing for about half a minute, Jiang Nan vaguely remembered that she was still angry, and pushed Fu Jingzhou away, "I'm still angry, don't kiss me!"
The man swayed slightly. "What are you angry about now?"
Jiang Nan had seen this on Douyin before: when someone is angry, never ask "Why are you angry again?", always ask "Why are you angry?"
At the time, he didn't understand which law or regulation the word "again" violated; now he realizes that this word is truly infuriating.
"What do you mean 'again'?! Do you think I'm the kind of person who gets angry all the time?!"
Fu Jingzhou: "..."
He paused for two seconds, then readily asked, "Then why is Nannan angry?"
Jiang Nan crossed her arms. "You have to save face for me in public, you know? Otherwise, I'll be very embarrassed."
Fu Jingzhou raised an eyebrow in surprise. "Didn't I give you any face just now?"
"No!" Jiang Nan babbled, "Look, I just said I wasn't going to drink anymore, but you still want me to."
Fu Jingzhou paused for a moment, "You actually didn't have to drink it."
"Hmph!" Jiang Nan snorted coldly, "Don't I know you? If I really didn't drink it, you'd have another reason to threaten me at a time like that."
Upon hearing this, Fu Jingzhou smiled more, "When?"
That's just pretending to be stupid.
Jiang Nan: "When you're taking a dump."
Fu Jingzhou wasn't angry. He reached out and put his arm around Jiang Nan's waist, pulling her close. He said lazily, "This carpet is of pretty good quality."
As he spoke, he reached under the hem of Jiang Nan's pajamas.
Jiang Nan couldn't help but arch her back, revealing her taut abs. Her six-pack was perfectly aligned, thin yet supple, and felt wonderful to the touch.
"What time is it? I'm still angry!!!"
"That's why we're doing this, precisely because you're angry." Fu Jingzhou's voice was clearly somewhat nonchalant.
His attention was clearly not on what Jiang Nan had said.
Jiang Nan gritted her teeth. "Are you sick? Why would I do something when I'm angry?"
Fu Jingzhou lowered his head and kissed his earlobe. "If I don't do this, how will you give birth?"
Jiang Nan: "..."
Damn it, he wants a divorce!
-
Jiang Nan was angry for three hours straight.
After he finished getting angry, he took a shower, and when he came out, his phone was vibrating incessantly.
I picked it up and saw it was WeChat message from Zhu Xia.
GG Bond Number Two: [You live in Jinghe Garden now, right?]
After learning that the old man's real name was Zhu Zhu, Jiang Nan changed his nickname for Zhu Xia to " GG Bond Number Two " and the old man's nickname to "GG Bond Number One ".
Stirring Shit When It Hits: [Yeah, so what?]
GG Bond Number Two: [You're trending again tonight; someone probably bought it on purpose.]
Jiang Nan exited WeChat and glanced at Weibo.
The top trending topics tonight were all dominated by " After the Honeymoon Phase ".
Xiao Jue's name was undoubtedly at the top of the trending searches.
#Xiao Jue's Dating and Marriage Variety Show#[Hot]
#Yanlinglin oranges are so sweet, they're practically touching your earlobe#
#Yanlinglin Orange's Eyes Are Full of Silk#
# Jiang Nan's arranged marriage turned into love#
#Jiang Nan's identity as a young master from a wealthy family has been confirmed#
After reading it, Jiang Nan returned to WeChat.
"Stirring Shit When It Hits": [The trending topics all seem positive, so why would someone buy trending topics?]
GG Bond Number Two: [There's a term called "praise to death," which means first showering you with compliments to raise the audience's expectations, and then killing you.]
Stirring Shit When It Hits: [What a wicked thought.]
GG Bond Number Two: [But if you live in Jinghe Garden, it'll be fine.]
GG Bond Number Two: [Let's wait and see how the public opinion develops.]
Stirring Shit When It Hits: [Okay.]
Just as Jiang Nan finished sending the message, the bathroom door was opened.
Fu Jingzhou changed into a white pajama set, his hair already dried and loosely draped over his forehead. He had just walked to the bedside when Jiang Nan glared at him.
Fu Jingzhou raised an eyebrow. "Still angry?"
Jiang Nan can no longer look directly at the word "angry." "No."
He coldly uttered those two words, then threw off the covers, climbed into bed, grabbed the Little Black Ball, and threw it to the ground.
From now on, he will be a cool, charming, and aloof male god.
Fu Jingzhou: "..."
He then crawled into bed, hooked his arm around the boy's waist, pulled him into his arms, and readily admitted, "I was wrong."
"Snort."
Jiang Nan maintained her persona, coldly humming out a single note.
The Little Black Ball under the bed struggled to get up: [Okay, okay, you're cold, you're aloof, you're awesome.]
I'm leaving now!
It flew to the glass bottle filled with SpongeBob SquarePants, looked at the colorful SpongeBob SquarePants with a sadness, and said, "I'm setting sail tonight, and it'll probably be a very, very long time before we meet again."
After saying that, it raised its little paws, rubbed its tiny black eyes, and flew out of the bedroom.
It's going to play in the living room tonight, playing alone all night, making this silly little thing feel sorry and regretful!
Although Jiang Nan claimed he was maintaining his aloof and handsome persona, he quickly fell asleep nestled in his beautiful wife's arms.
After all, I'd been angry for three hours.
It was very hard and tiring.
After hearing his breathing become steady, Fu Jingzhou reached out and brushed the pink hair on his collarbone aside, while also pinching his earlobe.
While Jiang Nan was fast asleep, a certain online community became lively.
--#Let's take a look at a certain male celebrity in the entertainment industry who loves to create a persona#
Regarding updates: I guarantee at least 4,000 words per day, which could be one 4,000-word chapter or two 2,000-word chapters. Recently, it's been one 4,000-word chapter, Little Tao haven't been slacking off QAQ.
I'll add more chapters if there are many gifts. Since I don't have any drafts saved up, I'm running around naked every day, so I often miss the deadline (tears streaming down my face).
Updates will probably be earlier after school starts in a few days.