[You unfilial son, is your arm broken?]
Adding vinegar to boiled eggs—what a novel way to eat them!
[I don't know, I like to dip it in white sugar]
Dipping it in soy sauce is the real deal!
[Dipping it in vinegar is incredibly delicious, especially with egg yolk—it's absolutely amazing!]
[Ah, Sister Daiyu, my Heavenly Immortal darling, why don't you divorce Little Immortal Nan and marry me? I can be your sweet puppy, peeling eggs for you (shy) (covers face) (wink)]
[Rolling away, Little Immortal Nan and Heavenly Immortal are a perfect match!]
Jiang Nan held a large iron spoon in one hand, with a picture of GG Bond printed on it. He saw this spoon while scrolling through Douyin), and it captivated him at first sight, leaving him in awe.
He ordered five large iron spoons on the spot.
He took a spoon and made a cut in the middle of the round, white egg. With the plate in the way, the egg was chopped in half.
Jiang Nan scooped out half a piece and stuffed it into her mouth, watching the trending topics with relish.
Why is it that every time I trend on social media, it's for something good?
Fu Jingzhou took a sip of warm water. "This might be related to the individual."
Jiang Nan glanced at him sideways, "What do you mean?"
Fu Jingzhou soothed him, saying, "Maybe others think we Nannan are too brave, so they're deliberately stirring up trouble."
[What does the word "brave" have to do with this Little Immortal Nan in front of me, who uses a GG Bond spoon, wears GG Bond plush slippers, and has dyed her hair a flamboyant pink?]
Even if you're Heavenly Immortal, you shouldn't lie, okay?
[Hmm... So handsome guys all like to use the word "brave" to praise people? Will Little Immortal Nan really like it?]
Even if Heavenly Immortal were to praise me with the word "brave," I wouldn't be happy (smile)
[666666 The marriage is definitely a publicity stunt]
[Wait, why is it that after watching for several minutes, all I get is a bunch of random stuff? I've been craving some gossip all night!!!]
[To the lady in front, I suggest you give up. I've given up on this gossip. These two are just so damn good-looking, I'm totally hooked.]
Just when most viewers thought Jiang Nan was about to explode, this pink-haired punk stood there stunned for half a minute, then grinned from ear to ear, one foot on the stool, and asked, "Really?"
"Really," Fu Jingzhou said gently, "We're Nannan... a real macho man."
Hehehehehe.
Jiang Nan laughed for a while, then continued scrolling through Weibo.
[...]
[Wow, so you fall for that.]
[No wonder you weren't happy when I praised you before; it turns out I praised you the wrong way. You don't like being called cute, you prefer to be called brave.]
[Shocking! A certain Alpha male celebrity loves it when people praise his bravery]
[My dear daughter, you can't even dress yourself, you can't peel an egg yourself, and you still think you're so brave???]
After scrolling through the trending topics criticizing him for creating a persona, Jiang Nan didn't take it to heart.
What's fake is fake; it can never become real.
"No, if they're going to criticize me, why is Luo Hang trending on social media?"
Upon hearing those two words, Fu Jingzhou unconsciously slowed down his hand-wiping motion.
"What's wrong? Feeling sorry for him?"
[It's so sour, help! It's really so sour!]
Wait, is the Heavenly Immortal jealous?
[He's definitely jealous!]
[So, does that mean Luo Hang and Jiang Nan are really having an affair????]
As soon as this comment appeared, the entire live stream was completely covered with question marks.
"It's not that I'm heartbroken." Jiang Nan stared at her phone, her attention focused on the comments from netizens. "It's mainly that my conscience bothers me. Why is it that every time I get criticized and trend on social media, Luo Hang has to be involved too?"
Fu Jingzhou reached out and took the phone from his hand, glanced at it casually, and asked, "Did you borrow money from him before?"
How is that possible?!
Because they were live-streaming, Jiang Nan raised an eyebrow at his wife and asked, "What do you think?"
Fu Jingzhou understood.
It was probably borrowed from the original Jiang Nan.
Thinking this, he shoved the phone into Jiang Nan's hand again.
Jiang Nan hissed and said, "Damn it, who is it that's buying articles to smear me this time?"
[Alright, that's enough from Little Immortal Nan Jiang Kounan, rest assured and be brave, we'll always support you!]
[Waaaaah, my little darling, Grandpa knew you weren't that kind of person.]
Is this considered a clarification?
[This is utterly baseless; what kind of clarification is this?]
[I'm speechless. I waited all night, and this is all I get?]
[That's something you willingly waited for, always stirring up trouble. I just don't understand. There's no concrete evidence, just a short post on Douban, and you believe it so easily?]
[What? You believe a long post from an anonymous netizen, but you don't believe a single word from Little Immortal Nan?]
[You want to hear what you want the facts to be, and if they aren't, you'll find a thousand or ten thousand reasons to question and doubt. It's not that the clarification isn't strong enough, but that you have your own selfish motives.]
[The burden of proof lies with the one who raises the question. That long essay went on and on, but what evidence did it produce? You're attacking Little Immortal Nan without seeking evidence from anyone, just waiting to watch the show. What's the difference between that and throwing mud?]
In the internet age, freedom of speech exists, and public opinion can shift very quickly.
Before long, the live stream was swept up in the conversation.
The hashtag #SoberEatTheGossip# slowly climbed to the bottom of the trending topics list.
Zhu Xia, who keeps a close eye on online trends, noticed this keyword and quickly contacted someone to buy its popularity.
She breathed a sigh of relief as the hashtag #SoberEatMelon# gradually climbed to fifth place on the trending topics list.
It also felt very magical.
She didn't put in much effort in this public relations effort; Jiang Nan only said one sentence. The current effect is mostly thanks to Jiang Nan's group of devoted fans.
No wonder people say that a small fire needs support, while a big fire depends on fate.
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After finishing breakfast, Jiang Nan received a task card from the production team.
--They say marriage is the grave of love, but we at " After the Honeymoon Phase " are always rebellious, so please do everything you can to make your partner say, "I'm so happy to marry you."
"What kind of ridiculous mission is this?"
While Fu Jingzhou went back to his room to change into his suit, Jiang Nan frowned in distress as she looked at the robot.
[Hahahaha, I love watching you guys do tasks!]
[ Little Immortal Nan, keep it up! Grandpa will always betray you!]
[ Little Immortal Nan, fly freely, no one's supporting you anyway.]
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When Jiang Nan heard footsteps behind her, she immediately crumpled the task card into a ball.
Fu Jingzhou changed into a dark suit. Since he announced to the public some time ago that his legs had fully recovered, his wheelchair had been left unused.
Oh, that's not quite right either. The wheelchair wasn't left idle; it changed owners.
Jiang Nan uses it like a bicycle to ride around the neighborhood every day.