Marvel: Undercover in S.H.I.E.L.D., I'm So Righteous It's Wicked
Chapter 112

I think the hammer isn't important, really.

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Generally speaking, even if the owner of Mjolnir's hammer summons it, he cannot summon it from another person's hands.

But Thor was busy dating Jane and put down the Mjolnir after a long time.

As soon as the Mjolnir flew up from the ground, Thor immediately dropped Jane and grabbed the Mjolnir, refusing to let go!

This is a human instinct, like a puppy whose toy has been taken away; it will hold on tightly and refuse to let go!

The Mjolnir carried Thor across most of Asgard, then hung from the hand of the Fat Thor.

Fat Thor:(._.)

Thin Thor: (゜一゜)

The two Thor looked at each other, but neither was willing to loosen the handle of the hammer.

Two strong arms exerted force simultaneously, but the Mjolnir remained perfectly upright in the middle.

She's like a ruthless and vicious second female lead who loves nothing more than seeing the male lead and the second male lead vying for her attention and getting jealous.

But now, the two men fighting over her are both male leads, which makes her even happier!

Oh my god!!!

Rocket's hairy face was filled with terror. Fat Thor had never said that he was the one attached to the Mjolnir!

On the contrary, Su Zhou and Frigga remained completely calm. For someone who had been exposed to magic and witchcraft,

This is a normal scene. Magic is like another dimension of philosophy, all about reflecting on humanity and the self!

Su Zhou felt it was time for him to intervene and separate the two fighting roosters.

The best solution is to put a butcher from a slaughterhouse in the cockfighting arena!

[ Telepathy ] + [ Bullet Time ] activated!

Both Thor were momentarily stunned, then realized their hammers were gone.

Their hands were clasped tightly together, like long-lost best buddies!

The Mjolnir was flipping and turning in Su Zhou's hands, and he looked very happy!

The familiar Minotaur scenario is playing out again. Thin Thor is alright, after all, Su Zhou has done this more than once or twice.

Besides, Su Zhou isn't the only one who can lift the Mjolnir; he's already used to it.

But Fat Thor won't do!

At this point, he hadn't yet been beaten up by Thanos and Su Zhou, and he didn't have the hammer.

Heartbroken, all he did was drink beer and play video games. He lost all will to live and became a shut-in in his room.

After finally seeing the Mjolnir, two rivals suddenly appeared, and the Mjolnir didn't shy away from either of them...

He began to miss that room that reeked of rotting dead rats!

"Things have suddenly gotten complicated! How come after I dealt with Tony and Steve,..."

"Now I have to deal with both of you. What if I have to deal with Rhodey and the others when I go to Morag?"

Su Zhou was in a bit of a dilemma; he couldn't very well go with them to 2023 again.

Let's go fight Thanos and his Black Order again, shall we?

Being able to accumulate Justice Points is great, but what if you encounter your past self who has traveled through time?

That would be hilarious!

Given his personality, he would probably start a fight on the spot.

The Su Zhou who went to fight the final battle in the past timeline had three Infinity Stones!

The two Thor are still staring at each other blankly, because the Fat Thor has a prosthetic eye, which makes perfect sense.

It wasn't until Su Zhou took out the Infinity Gauntlet that the two of them calmed down.

Su Zhou has decided not to disrupt the timeline. Fat Thor and Rocket should just take the Reality Stone and Mjolnir.

However, my Telepathy abilities are still a bit weak, so I need a few Mind Stone to help me.

Creating a virtual memory for the two of them based on the movie plot was a piece of cake for him!

However, this kind of modified memory cannot last forever, but it should last for three to five months without any problem!

Therefore, in order to prevent problems after the false memories disappear, Su Zhou decided to give the clever Rocket a heads-up.

" Rocket, we'll meet again in the future, but your future is in the past for me."

In order not to alter the past timeline, I will make you forget that we ever met.

Su Zhou spoke a few words to Rocket, and while Rocket was still dazed, he forcibly altered the memories of the three of them.

Su Zhou was very kind and helped them activate the Quantum Tunnel travel device.

He'd used this thing before; he was very familiar with it!

The longer these two stay in this world, the more unexpected things they'll cause.

It's best to send it back as soon as possible!

As for Frigga, she watched Su Zhou operate the entire time with a smile on her face.

Su Zhou had already told her what would happen in the future; this mature goddess no longer wanted to submit to fate.

She wanted to see her children get married and start their own families, and she also wanted to witness them grow up.

Although Thor in the future will also be her child, it's clear at a glance that he has endured too much suffering throughout his life.

Even if she could foresee some things in the future, she didn't foresee that Thor would turn out this way.

She didn't want Thor to become like that, otherwise she'd have to eat countless vegetable salads to lose weight!

Therefore, Su Zhou was allowed to use his abilities freely; the Kamar-Taj sorcerers' mastery of time manipulation was certified by Dormammu.

That's amazing!

Dormammu:(乛_乛)

As long as you're happy, that's all that matters. I've been called out so many times even though I didn't appear on stage!

Thin Thor only regained consciousness after Fat Thor and Rocket disappeared!

Thin Thor: (ↀ˘‸˘ↀ)?

Something seems off; something feels off!

Wasn't I chatting with Jane by the lake? Why did I end up in the main hall?

Su Zhou secretly put away the Infinity Gauntlet, then walked to Thor's side and said:

"Are you drunk? Why did that fly in through the window?! Where's your hammer?"

"Huh?! Yeah, where's my hammer?"

Thor stretched out his left hand towards the window, trying to summon his Mjolnir.

But it didn't appear for a long time; the hammer was nowhere to be found in all of Asgard!

Frigga covered her mouth and chuckled as she watched Thor's increasingly anxious expression. The hammer had just been taken to the future by Fat Thor.

They won't be back so soon!

Thor was sweating profusely, dampening the hair in front of his forehead.

" Su Zhou! Quick, quick, help me find the hammer using your 'circling' trick, it's gone!"

I don't think the hammer is important, really.

Su Zhou put his arm around Thor's shoulder and pointed in the direction Thor had just flown from, saying:

"You just flew in from over there. My eyesight might be a tiny bit better than yours."

So when I looked over there, I saw your girlfriend, who's 1500 years younger than you, crying by the lake!

Personally, I think Jane is more important to you than the hammer! You're Thor, not Hammer God!

"Hurry up and help me find it!!!"

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