Marvel: Undercover in S.H.I.E.L.D., I'm So Righteous It's Wicked
Chapter 139

If an idiot like this became Lucy, all of humanity would be done for!

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Parker, dressed in a tattered Spider-Man suit, stood firmly in front of Su Zhou.

He even struck a classic Spider-Man pose, completely forgetting that he had just been fighting to the death with Doctor Octopus.

Su Zhou seems to have become the main villain!

Su Zhou:(눈‸눈)

If I hadn't seen the movie, I would have been fooled by you too!

Is it because Mary Jane was captured by Doctor Octopus that you want to find Mary Jane?!

You lust after her body, you're despicable!

"Do you want to hear what you're saying? When did I say I was going to kill him?"

"If I wanted to kill him, why did I punch him? Couldn't I just chop him up with a knife?"

Su Zhou was really annoyed with Parker, but in order not to expose Spider-Man's loser nature,

I decided to give him face and not expose the matter!

Parker glanced at Doctor Octopus, who was foaming at the mouth, and realized that Su Zhou was right after all.

Aside from a minor fall, Doctor Octopus didn't have a single cut on his body.

Slightly embarrassed, he scratched his head and stepped forward to help Su Zhou untangle the Silk.

After regaining his freedom, Su Zhou put the knife in his hand into his spatial ring.

He let out a long sigh and said earnestly to Parker in front of him:

With great power comes great responsibility. Don't always be thinking about gloating.

Instead of wasting your time, you should think about how to make some money!

After Su Zhou finished speaking, he opened a portal in the air and left.

Parker was left completely bewildered, along with onlookers whose worldviews were shaken!

While the wings on Su Zhou's back could be explained by some kind of genetic mutation, his ability to open portals at will...

It's real magic, in a world where the poor rely on mutations and the rich rely on technology.

Su Zhou's move was truly akin to a game-changing attack!

In fact, Su Zhou hadn't gone far; he had simply arrived at the rooftop of a nearby building.

Doctor Octopus is crucial to his journey home, so he needs to be closely monitored.

As for this loser Spider-Man... Su Zhou chooses to respect individual fate!

Su Zhou watched as Parker dismantled the mechanical device behind Doctor Octopus, and the resulting pain naturally woke Doctor Octopus up.

He immediately showed considerable remorse, wishing he could kneel in the church and repent for days.

He was just punished by some inexplicable Angel, and now his faith in God is as strong as Sir Newton's!

Indeed, the end of science is theology!

Instead of building an energy source comparable to the sun, why not create a portal that allows him to meet God?

However, considering what he's done these past few days, he might spend his next life in prison.

They might not be able to create a portal to God, but they might end up with a demon portal on their butt...

Parker learned Mary Jane's whereabouts from Doctor Octopus, handed Doctor Octopus over to the NYPD, and then ran away.

I can't let this hard-won opportunity to be a hero and save the damsel in distress slip by; I might even get a sweet kiss in return!

Su Zhou had already memorized Doctor Octopus's scent, and he felt relieved to see him being taken away by the police.

If anyone attempts to summon him using magic, Su Zhou can pinpoint their location.

Then I can hitch a ride back to the Marvel movie set, and then I'll be able to find my way home!

Su Zhou used a simple spell on himself to reduce his presence.

It's the spell that the sorcerers of Kamar-Taj cast on the various temples.

Even if countless people pass by, they won't notice that there's a house here.

Even if Su Zhou walked down the street now, no one would notice him.

So he went to Chinatown for a meal and then found a proper massage parlor to get a foot massage.

Su Zhou:(´0`)

Awesome!

Indeed, the end of the universe is where you wash your feet!

The old man massaging my feet wasn't strong enough; my enhanced physique was struggling too much!

Right, have I forgotten something?

Su Zhou only realized then that he had forgotten about that unlucky Deadpool for almost six hours!

After searching through several alleys, Su Zhou finally found one where no one was around.

New York was exactly as Su Zhou remembered it; as soon as it got dark, experience monsters would spawn in these alleyways.

Laundry detergent vendors, shady characters offering freebies, gangs attempting to rob stores, and mobsters preparing for a shootout are everywhere.

After getting some pocket money from a few laundry detergent vendors, Su Zhou found Deadpool a perfect landing cushion.

After pointing and drawing a circle in the air, a humanoid figure wearing a red bodysuit descended from the sky.

He crashed heavily into a pile of laundry detergent, splashing up a cloud of white mist that completely engulfed him!

That's right, this is the landing bed Su Zhou prepared for Deadpool, a full six large bags of laundry detergent.

In the far East, there are those who could be executed more than three thousand times!

Deadpool, who had been freefalling for a full six hours, got up the instant he hit the ground.

Not only because of the buffer provided by the laundry detergent, but also because Su Zhou deliberately slowed down.

Otherwise, this thing might be smashed to pieces, and it would take half a day to grow back!

" Su Zhou, you bitch... Aaaaaah!!! Am I in Heaven?!"

From the moment Su Zhou locked him up, the Deadpool didn't stop cursing Su Zhou for a single second.

I went through several states: cursing loudly, cursing softly, cursing internally, mental stagnation, and a complete mental freeze.

Six hours is enough time for him to say all the witty things he'll ever say in his life!

It was only then that he realized some things are more painful than death.

During free fall, he has nowhere to hold onto; he can do nothing but fall.

Even if he curses until his voice is hoarse, even if he runs out of all the witty remarks in his head, no one will listen to him.

There wasn't even an echo; all that could be heard was the sound of him leaving behind.

He even attempted suicide, breaking his neck three times in a row.

But when my neck was fully repaired, I was still in freefall!

The physical gift of being unable to die even when you want to is just... so frustrating!

Just when Deadpool thought he would be forever trapped in Hell, Su Zhou released him.

He fell directly into the pile of laundry detergent, and even though he was wearing a mask, he absorbed a large amount of detergent in an instant!

The reaction to this drug sent Deadpool straight from Hell to Heaven!

Even the most vicious curses directed at Su Zhou were taken back!

Watching Deadpool rolling around in the laundry detergent, Su Zhou felt like he was seeing a husky frolicking in the snow.

He said nothing, just stood at a distance and watched silently.

Even if Deadpool ate laundry detergent as food, he wouldn't die, so let him be!

"May the Vishanti protect him, and please don't let this guy benefit from this misfortune by developing his brain."

If this kind of Idiot became Lucy, all of humanity would be doomed!

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