It has to be said that Deadpool's physique is in a class of its own, no matter where you put him.
Although he is an anti-hero, he is comparable to the main male protagonist Wolverine!
Ten minutes later, Deadpool, having squandered four bags of laundry detergent, got up from the ground, satisfied.
"I forgive you. If possible, please let me freefall for another six hours."
As long as you have enough "goods," I can continue to be this decadent forever, because I can get so high I can "take off"!
Su Zhou: (乛_乛)
That mouth of mine is really something!
You can even turn this terrible road into a highway!
Because of the context, the "goods," "down," and "takeoff" that Deadpool uses are not the same thing at all.
All of these are double entendres, not only vulgar but also obscene!
"I know you have the ability to break the fourth wall, and even, in some ways, to communicate with the scriptwriters."
My only request right now is to get me back to the Time Variance Authority immediately and tell me if you can do it.
The veins on Su Zhou's forehead were bulging uncontrollably; no wonder the Avengers didn't want Deadpool to join.
With that mouth of his, the Avengers will disband in less than three days!
Deadpool took off his mask and pulled a needle and thread from his buttocks.
He started fixing the holes in his hood himself; Su Zhou had opened it twice before, and now the back of his head was completely exposed.
"Mr. Su, judging from your ability to recognize Doctor Octopus, you can also break the fourth wall, right?"
Or perhaps you've seen the original Spider-Man trilogy. Then let me ask you: does Time Variance Authority exist in this world?
Answer me! Look me in the eyes... Ah--! Why are you poking my eyes?!
Su Zhou finally couldn't hold back and, after the Idiot Deadpool said those words, "Look into his eyes,"
His right hand instinctively used a move called "Two Dragons Play with a Pearl," stabbing Deadpool in the eyes!
"Then quickly take me to a world with a Time Variance Authority!"
"I can't go, Mr. Su."
Even though Su Zhou's words brought tears to his eyes, Deadpool was back to his usual energetic self in just a few seconds.
He was still busy repairing the damaged balaclava, and no one knew exactly how he was doing it.
He quickly restored it to its original state, put the hood on his head, and casually slipped the needle and thread into his buttocks.
"As I've said before, I'm the unreleased version of Deadpool, and my job is to roam between different worlds."
He sought opportunities to appear on screen, eventually transitioning from a cameo role to a lead, and finally becoming the main character in the series!
"So what?"
"So I have to interact with the world's superheroes and see what the chemistry is between Deadpool and the loser Spider-Man."
If we can spark a romance, then a new project can emerge: Spider-Man 4: Love and Deadpool!
Deadpool even struck a pose, just like Spider-Man shooting Silk.
"So, is it possible that you could let this unfortunate Spider-Man go and we could move on to the next world?"
How about going to Thor? Didn't you see him crying his eyes out for you in Deadpool 3?
Perhaps you two are truly destined for each other, a match made in heaven!
Su Zhou still wanted to trick Deadpool into going directly to another world, at least that way they wouldn't have to wait for Strange to summon Doctor Octopus!
Especially in a world with Thor, Thor = Loki, Loki = Time Variance Authority.
Therefore, a world with Thor equals a world with the Time Variance Authority!
I especially like a saying from the East: "Since we're already here!"
The person who invented this phrase deserves the Nobel Peace Prize!
I will never give up on this loser Spider-Man; this version of Spider-Man is my favorite!
Although I can break the fourth wall, I still cannot refuse the task I was born with.
So instead of wasting time trying to persuade me, you'd be better off helping me and Parker spark a romance!
Su Zhou:(눈Benefit눈)
If it were Tom Holland's Spider-Man, maybe we could even spark some chemistry.
This Spider-Man, bound by the curse of "with great power comes great responsibility," would absolutely not enjoy exchanging barbs with Deadpool!
So, instead of trying to spark a romance between these two, it's better to let them break up completely!
Su Zhou had already given up struggling at this point. Deadpool, whose thought process was completely abnormal, could only be dealt with by making him give up completely!
Without further ado, they pulled out all the equipment they had taken from Deadpool, including two Adamantium Blade and two Desert Eagles.
He dumped everything onto the Idiot in front of him, ready to dig a big hole for Idiot!
"Then I'll help you out, on the condition that you take me with you no matter which world you go to!"
"Make a deal!"
Deadpool cheekily extended his fist, and Su Zhou had no choice but to bump fists with him.
"How exactly are you going to help me? Tell me your plan... Wait, why does this knife look so much like the one I lost?"
Deadpool is restoring his gear to its original state, but he finds a knife that looks somewhat familiar.
It's obvious that Su Zhou's spatial ring contains three identical knives. Su Zhou can't tell them apart, but Deadpool can.
"I've already said the knife isn't important!"
Su Zhou put his arm around Deadpool's shoulder and helped him sheath his katana on his back.
"See? It fits perfectly! This is your knife!"
"Yeah?"
"It's yours, don't overthink it!"
"Aww!"
Having no other option, Su Zhou mustered his courage and used [ Telepathy ] on Deadpool to make him forget about the incident.
But after only a second in Deadpool's head, Su Zhou seemed to see some indescribable Cthulhu monster!
Pride, envy, wrath, sloth, greed, gluttony, lust, and Idiot!
Others may have the seven deadly sins, but this guy has an extra layer of filth in his head!
Su Zhou had wondered why Deadpool, despite his immense popularity, had never officially joined the X-Men.
The problem lies in his brain! It's practically a weapon against Professor X!
Therefore, the operation of forcibly transporting Deadpool to another world is also impossible.
If I stayed in his mind for even a second longer, I'm afraid I'd break!
Suppressing his nausea, Su Zhou patted Deadpool's shoulder forcefully and said:
"The formation of a superhero team always starts with a clash between the two, so in order to create sparks between you and Spider-Man..."
I've decided to have you play the role of a villain, as long as you can demonstrate your uniqueness in front of him.
Then, after a little cleanup, you'll definitely be able to become a new team!
What if I can't clear my name later?
"Are you Mary Jane?"
"Of course not! But I could also steal Parker's boyfriend!"