Spider-Man Parker successfully rescued his girlfriend Mary Jane.
When the two of them embraced and kissed deeply in that run-down apartment, he felt it was all worth it!
But his good fortune didn't last long; Parker was simply too busy!
As a cursed ghost of New York, Parker, a hapless soul cursed by his own uncle, will likely never be able to leave New York in his lifetime.
Every day, I'm constantly shuttling between school, the newspaper office, my apartment, fighting crime, and incidentally delivering takeout.
He's always busy with anything, except spending time with his girlfriend.
That's why Mary Jane discovered that being a superhero's girlfriend wasn't all that glamorous.
To put it bluntly, because she broke off her engagement with the newspaper owner's son, her career immediately began to decline.
After all, no theater owner would hire a minor actor who's constantly being criticized in the newspapers.
They even have to hire two more people every day to clean up the trash on the stage, which is incredibly costly!
Therefore, Mary Jane's standard of living plummeted, and sometimes she even had to give Parker some money.
After all, it's a capitalist United States. Even superheroes have to work two jobs a day just to barely support themselves.
This made their already meager life even worse, so Parker decisively broke up with his girlfriend.
By the time Parker realized what was happening, his best friend Harry ( the Little Green Goblin ) was already in a relationship.
What a coincidence, his girlfriend's name is also Mary Jane ~
" Su Zhou, I can't bear to watch anymore! Parker is suffering so much! I want to warm him with my own body heat!"
Deadpool crouched on the rooftop of a building, watching Parker inside the apartment, who was agonizing over his existence, and then feigned concern by wiping away tears.
He was about to jump off the roof, pretending that he could shoot Silk from his hands.
Su Zhou opened a can of Coke and leisurely watched Deadpool's performance, like a clerk sitting at the bathroom doorway doing his work.
I've gotten so used to the smell of toilets that I can't smell anything at all!
He's gotten used to Deadpool's Idiot; if Deadpool actually jumped off a building, he'd even applaud him!
"This is nothing! Wait until the Sandman appears and beats up Parker, then Harry turns into the Little Green Goblin and beats up Parker again."
Then the newspaper owner discovered that Parker's girlfriend was also named Mary Jane.
After she turned out to look exactly like his runaway fiancée, and then fired him, that was truly tragic!
"This is terrible! The screenwriter is a monster; he'll be killed by Shimizu sooner or later!"
"But haven't we both forgotten something?"
Su Zhou felt like he had forgotten something; after all, it was an old movie from many years ago, and he couldn't remember some of the plot details!
Deadpool tilted his head, startled, and noticed the blind spot. He pointed at Su Zhou with both fingers and laughed:
" Venom! It's Venom! Our poor Parker was manipulated by Mary Jane, yet he still didn't turn evil!"
If it weren't for Venom, our Parker would never have turned evil!
It has to be said, this Parker is too upright. Even after turning to the dark side, all he did was change his suit and hairstyle.
He simply dealt a blow to the reporter who used fake photos and got his job back!
"Then we've got work to do!"
Su Zhou put down his cola and took out a notebook from his spatial ring.
"You, Wade! Codename Deadpool, are a superhero hunting down the alien life Venom!"
They detected the scent of Venom on Parker, leading to Parker fierce battle, but they couldn't win!
But after Parker relinquished Venom's powers, he chose to join you in the final battle against Venom.
Finally, we formed a superhero team and started a brand new movie project!
What do you think of Venom 4: Deadpool and Spider-Man?
"I love you to death, Su Zhou! All those Hollywood screenwriters should die, you're the only genius born to do this!"
Deadpool took off his mask, wanting to pounce on Su Zhou and give him a passionate kiss.
The result was that, accompanied by a gunshot, the wildly imaginative Deadpool fell to the ground.
It has to be said that Deadpool has gotten used to his relationship with Su Zhou; every time he acts up, he gets a headshot from Su Zhou.
But mending his own wig was too much trouble, so he chose to take it off whenever he wanted to act like a jerk!
Su Zhou hasn't been idle these past few days either; he's been busy righting wrongs in New York City every day.
Aside from racking up a negligible Justice Points points, the guns, ammunition, and even more Mikin are accumulating in my spatial ring!
Let's put it this way: the money Su Zhou managed to extract from these criminals is enough for Parker to sell his photo albums for a lifetime!
Sure enough, Parker, who was listless and questioning his life in his apartment, found a black Spider-Man suit.
Once you put it on, it's like you become a completely different person. Your fists and feet are no longer restrained; every move is aimed at killing.
They gave the Little Green Goblin a thorough beating, and Harry even got disfigured by the Pumpkin Bomb.
It was because of this that Parker realized something was wrong with him; beneath that black spider suit,
He was filled with aggression; this wasn't the real him!
Just as he was about to tear off his black Spider-Man suit, our Idiot Deadpool arrived in a taxi!
"Oh, my lovely little Venom, come to Daddy quickly!"
Parker is already miserable enough; the only one who can crawl into his body is me!
Su Zhou:(눈_눈)
That opening line alone is enough to get you taken away by the police!
I don't even need to deliberately mess things up; Deadpool can mess things up on his own!
No wonder he's traveled through so many worlds and still hasn't found anyone with whom he can spark a connection!
The result was... Parker gave Idiot a look that said "look at me like I'm an Deadpool," then swung away on his Silk.
This Deadpool, who always takes a taxi to go out on missions, is left standing there in a daze!
" Su Zhou! What kind of garbage script did you design? Get that notebook here right now and use it to wipe my ass!"
Deadpool stood there, furious and helpless. He knew Su Zhou was watching nearby, so all he could do was yell at his surroundings!
A portal appeared, Su Zhou walked out of it, handing the notebook directly to Deadpool.
"Use this to wipe your butt. Before you do, take a look at your lines. Do you see a single word that matches mine?"
"Yes! Isn't the word 'Venom' exactly the same?!"
Deadpool took off his mask and started spitting at Su Zhou.
Bang--!
With a gunshot, Su Zhou took down Deadpool, who had removed his hood, leaving the taxi driver nearby dumbfounded!
"Why aren't you leaving? You've seen the murder scene; now you can't leave even if you want to!"
"I drive to support my family, even if you damage the Twin Towers, you still have to pay me!"
How much is the fare?
"19 dollars!"
"Here's 20, keep the change."
The taxi driver stepped on the gas and ran over Deadpool.
Looking at the tire tracks on Deadpool's ugly face, Su Zhou closed his eyes in despair.
"What a terrible thing to do!"