Marvel: Undercover in S.H.I.E.L.D., I'm So Righteous It's Wicked
Chapter 161

An occasional small-scale crossover was perfectly reasonable

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Su Zhou embellished the story of " Hell Detective " for Lucifer, giving it a vivid and engaging retelling.

The focus is on the story of his son Mammon collaborating with Gabriel to ultimately lead Constantine to his self-sacrifice and ascend to Heaven.

Even before Constantine went to Heaven, he gave Lucifer two middle fingers.

To prevent Constantine from dying, Lucifer had no choice but to cure his lung cancer himself.

Lucifer's old face turned red, then white, and finally pitch black as he spoke.

It was so gloomy it felt like it was about to drip water!

Su Zhou chuckled at Lucifer's displeased expression, feeling a sudden lightening of the shackles binding his soul.

This means that I have fulfilled this contract and will not have my soul taken away by Lucifer!

Su Zhou stepped forward, patted Lucifer on the shoulder as he sat in the chair, and chuckled:

" Old Lu, don't be angry! Even a great man can have an unfaithful wife and unfilial children. This is not your fault!"

But I still want to remind you, if you don't go back soon, Constantine will be in Heaven!

"Now that the contract is complete, I won't stay here any longer."

However, Su Zhou, we will meet again someday, and your soul will eventually fall into my hands...

Lucifer had originally planned to intimidate Su Zhou before leaving, but Su Zhou was completely unafraid of him.

He Stigmata the cross on his left hand, waving it in front of him, indicating that his soul had long been marked with a divine imprint.

He can't go anywhere except the Divine Dimension!

[Break the defenses of Satan, the Lord of Hell, and increase Justice Points by 100]

Su Zhou:(✧◡✧)

Is there any unexpected bonus?!

As expected, the system originated from the Divine Dimension and was born with a dislike for these demons!

"Heh, isn't it more pleasing to the devil to seduce a soul that is watched by the Divine Dimension?"

Lucifer, after all, was an old devil; he only lost his composure for a moment before reverting to his unruly self.

Pointing to the ram's head mark on Su Zhou's right hand, Lucifer's sinister face broke into a smile once more.

Don't forget, my eyes will always be on your body.

If you want to make a transaction, remember to contact me anytime! Hehehe!!!

After Lucifer finished speaking, he stood up from his chair and returned to the Gate of Hell, leaving tar-covered footprints.

Su Zhou felt no remorse for having exposed and implicated Constantine in a parallel universe.

For viewers unfamiliar with Constantine, let me explain this character—a character Su Zhou doesn't like!

In the comics, Constantine is a magician, but he has no faith.

He dared to use any kind of witchcraft passed down from any god, and he was even very proficient in demonic magic!

He's bisexual, but considering Constantine is British, that's not a big deal.

But his entire life was intertwined with lies; he only sought to fulfill his commissions or survive.

He can betray or deceive anyone; he deserves to Hell long ago!

The most crucial point!!!

He's not a Marvel superhero, he's from the DC universe!

It would be a miracle if Su Zhou had any psychological burden at all!

He even thought that by tricking Constantine, he could gain Justice Points!

The Gate of Hell vanished instantly, and Su Zhou seemed to hear Lucifer let out a cold snort.

Time continued to flow, and all the X-Men remained in their previous positions.

After a moment of stunned silence, they discovered that the seemingly invincible Apocalypse was gone.

Only Su Zhou sat loosely in the spot where Apocalypse had previously been, looking completely exhausted.

" Su Zhou? What about that Apocalypse? Did you kill him?"

Deadpool peeked out from behind the wall, and at this moment, he was the only one who dared to speak to Su Zhou.

Even through the mask, Su Zhou could still see the sweat on Headpool.

This suggests that this guy might know about Lucifer's recent arrival!!!

Su Zhou opened a portal and appeared next to Deadpool, discovering that Deadpool's severed hand had grown back.

Sure enough, while I was dealing with Lucifer, time didn't stop for this guy.

Su Zhou first smiled at Professor X, who was lying on the ground, and then opened a portal back to the ruins of the Mutants school for them.

Then, pointing at Deadpool, he said:

" Apocalypse is dead, just like the hair you lost, it will never come back, don't worry."

The other side of the portal is your destroyed home. If you're okay, hurry back!

I have some personal matters to attend to with this guy, so I won't say any more. Goodbye!

Professor X opened his mouth repeatedly, but Su Zhou spoke like a machine gun, giving him no chance to speak at all.

Ultimately, all they could do was summon all the Mutants to begin their retreat; the destroyed Cairo was no longer their concern.

Perhaps the newly built pyramid in the city will even boost tourism by selling more tickets!

This is also why Su Zhou dislikes the Avengers; all they think about is fighting and showing off.

They didn't care about the aftermath at all; they deserve to be treated like rats in the street, hated by everyone and even dogs!

All the female members of the X-Men are currently in a coma, and the male members are not in good condition either.

Only the Beast, whose output was zero throughout the entire process, was in excellent condition, becoming a winner in life with women on both sides.

They carried Mystique and Phoenix through the portal, proving that sometimes choice truly matters more than effort.

The Cyclops brothers tried their best, but what was the result?

One almost went blind after exhausting his pupil power, the other had all his chest hair burned off and still had to carry his brother on his back—that's fate!

Magneto used his superpowers to levitate his son, Quicksilver.

Although he said he didn't remember who Quicksilver's mother was, he and Quicksilver were connected by blood.

You can tell they are father and son just by their completely different hair colors!

After the X-Men all left, Su Zhou Su Zhou caught Deadpool trying to escape, closed the portal, and drew his gun.

Now, this is a private matter between them!

"Tell me honestly, did you see something you shouldn't have seen?"

"There's nothing I shouldn't have seen. Isn't that how the relationship between Marvel and DC works?"

You copy my character design, I copy your hero; occasional small-scale collaborations are perfectly reasonable.

However, people with similar abilities have different fates. For example, I have a cousin named Deathstroke, who didn't do very well in DC.

My character is basically the same as theirs, but I haven't even landed a solo movie role yet.

I've already made three movies!

Deadpool acts as if he's immune to boiling water, seemingly saying nothing, but in reality, he's said everything!

It wasn't because of the gun in Su Zhou's hand, but because he simply didn't care about Satan, the lord of Hell!

"If I still can't reach the Time Variance Authority in the next world, I'll send you to get intimate with Satan."

I'm not sure about other things, but he definitely likes bisexuals like you!

Otherwise, he wouldn't have loved Constantine so deeply!

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