Knowhere.
Beside a 20th Century Fox statue that was half-buried in the ground, Su Zhou and Deadpool emerged from a nearby toilet.
That can't really be considered a toilet, since there's nothing there except for a door!
Su Zhou: (乛_乛)
Very well, this is what they call the cycle of karma!
You let Deadpool go around creating crossovers in other people's worlds every day, and now look what happened!
What if I let you create a crossover event right in your own world? Let's see what you say then.
Su Zhou was completely unfazed; he had the Time Variance Authority's tablet stored in his spatial ring.
He can leave at any time if he wants.
Although drawing a portal would allow one to leave the Knowhere, since we're already here, let's try to accumulate some Justice Points before leaving.
This game features many villains who have been forgotten by audiences, and they are primarily Mutants.
You can earn a good amount just by casually browsing; why not make money when there's something to be made!
Even if I don't kill them, Wolverine and the others will, so I might as well let them have it to me!
As for the final boss, two Deadpool would be enough to blow her brains out!
Otherwise, we could just make a deal and be done with it. Ever since Su Zhou made a deal with Lucifer once,
I've come to really enjoy this feeling of exchanging!
"Mr. Wade, I think I have a performance to watch later. Would you like to know who's performing?"
Deadpool: (눈益눈)
I don't want to know at all!
"Don't do that, Wade. Don't you love teaming up with others the most?"
Now that you can collaborate with yourself, tell me, aren't you happy?
Su Zhou patted the Fox statue buried in the ground, then looked at the dejected Deadpool and chuckled strangely:
"How about we make a bet? Let's bet on who will beg for mercy first if Deadpool and Wolverine fight."
"I choose Wolverine, he's my favorite tough guy!"
Deadpool, who knew the plot well, decisively chose Wolverine, or perhaps he knew himself too well.
Deadpool will do anything, but never admitting defeat is simply not on his agenda!
"Did I hear that right? Deadpool, the highest-grossing solo film of all time, actually thinks he can't beat Wolverine?"
"No way? Really that bad?"
Su Zhou's pent-up resentment from several worlds finally erupted at this moment, as he relentlessly attacked the Yin-Yang Deadpool.
This thing is running around the Marvel Universe, even having a crossover with DC.
If I weren't so smart, I'd be in Hell right now, taking a bath with Lucifer!
"Law..."
Just as Deadpool was about to hurl a curse at Su Zhou Su Zhou and give him two middle fingers,
But he saw Su Zhou pointing the gun at his head, and the samurai sword resting on his shoulder.
Speaking of this samurai sword, it's the starting point where Su Zhou was tricked by Deadpool and had to run around everywhere!
If Su Zhou hadn't won this katana in the lottery, Deadpool wouldn't have thought of going to the Time Variance Authority to get a new one.
If Deadpool hadn't gone to the Time Variance Authority, he wouldn't have met Su Zhou, the thief who destroyed the Time Variance Authority.
If the two of them hadn't met, they wouldn't have been dragged around to different worlds by Deadpool.
If I hadn't been taken to different worlds, I wouldn't have met Lucifer!
So, why did Su Zhou encounter Lucifer?
It's all Su Zhou's fault for stealing Deadpool's knife!
Anyway, Deadpool used this line to get rid of Su Zhou. As for whether Su Zhou would admit it or not... he definitely wouldn't!
This Adamantium Blade was obtained through hard-earned Justice Points, Idiot does it have to do with you, Deadpool, you idiot!
Just as Deadpool and Su Zhou were at each other's throats, exchanging barbs and engaging in verbal sparring,
Two figures, one in red and one in yellow, fell from the sky and crashed heavily to the ground!
Su Zhou: (*ﾟﾛﾟ)!!
Deadpool: "(°o°:)"
You Idiot, shut up! X2
You dare to copy me?! X2
Bang--!
Su Zhou was too lazy to argue with Idiot, because Idiot would bring the context to Idiot level and then use their rich experience in Idiot to defeat you.
So, the best course of action is to just shoot and shut Deadpool up!
The loud gunshots echoed across the wilderness, waking Wolverine and Deadpool, who had fallen unconscious to the ground.
However, while Deadpool was still lying on the ground, Wolverine stretched out his claws.
They ripped six large holes in Deadpool's ribs and lifted him up!
Where are we?!
"How should I know? It looks like it's on the set of Mad Max, but we don't have the rights!"
Deadpool is Deadpool after all; he's always acting like a Idiot, no matter where he is.
The ability to break the fourth wall is standard equipment for them, but the ability to freely travel between worlds...
Su Zhou could only see the Idiot at his feet!
After giving Deadpool's groin another slap with his claws, Wolverine dismissed him with a look of disgust.
He was prepared to find a way out of here on his own, or rather, he instinctively wanted to get away from Deadpool!
Deadpool knelt on the ground, clutching his groin, and watched the departing yellow figure say:
"Hey! Didn't you hear me? If we don't go back to find that bastard called Paradox,
"Everyone I know will disappear, and you're just leaving like this?"
"None of my business."
"Would you say the same thing if it were your relatives, friends, or people you know?"
"None of your business."
"I knew you'd be like this. I heard you killed all the X-Men in your world..."
"Ah!!! You bastard who attacked from behind!"
Deadpool screamed in agony as six holes were pierced in the same spot where Wolverine had just stabbed him, only to be pierced again in the opposite direction with six more holes.
If it weren't for his amazing self-healing ability, even 11 lives wouldn't be enough to kill him!
Then the two began a passionate, blood-splattering brawl, while Su Zhou watched intently from behind the wall.
Until Wolverine detected his scent and that of another Idiot.
(To distinguish the two Deadpool, the Deadpool who will take Su Zhou on his world travels will be renamed Idiot.)
"Who's hiding behind the wall?! Come out here!"
Wolverine easily took down Deadpool, even tearing his two Desert Eagles to shreds.
Now it has adopted a standard crouching posture, its six Adamantium claws gleaming with a silver light!
Su Zhou spread his hands out, indicating that he did not have any weapons in his hands.
However, Wolverine did not lower his guard against Su Zhou; he possessed Beast -like sense of smell.
Su Zhou's fingers still smelled of gunpowder from the recent shooting, which couldn't escape his sensitive nose!
"I'm not your enemy, Logan. I'm a victim too!"
Su Zhou then reached behind the Fox statue and pulled out the wildly imaginative Idiot.
A crimson trail of blood was left on the sand...
Wolverine: (눈_눈)
Deadpool:_(ÒωÓ๑ゝ∠)_
You're a complete victim, you're clearly the perpetrator!