"Um... friends, let me explain, I really am a victim, Logan, you know!"
"That set of calisthenics you just did—if it weren't for Deadpool's regenerative abilities, you'd be a murderer by now!"
Su Zhou got angry looking at the Idiot that had recovered but still chose to lie on the ground without moving.
He fired a shot directly at the small Idiot, which made the big Idiot jump up!
"See? It's just friends joking around. I really can't stand that lousy mouth of yours!"
Wolverine understood Su Zhou in an instant, retracted his claws into his body, stepped forward and gave him a handshake.
Su Zhou gave him a hug and whispered in his ear:
"Someone's about to scam you! Someone's about to scam you! Don't believe them!"
Wolverine:?(.ヘ°)
Could it be those two Idiot in red bodysuits?
"You're right, I'm talking about those two Idiot over there. They never tell the truth!"
"You can speak directly into my head? You're Charles?!"
Su Zhou's voice appeared directly in Wolverine's mind, startling him greatly.
However, he didn't say the words aloud; instead, he skillfully answered Su Zhou in his mind.
After all, in his original world, before Professor X died, he often spoke to him in his mind.
"I'm not Charles, but I've seen the professor when he was young, the kind with hair!"
If I hadn't saved him, he probably could be walking on his own right now!
To be honest, even an X-Men fan wouldn't understand what Su Zhou was saying, let alone Wolverine!
Whether it's a husky that destroys the house or a honey badger that never backs down from a fight, they're all capable of much destruction.
Judging from the name Wolverine, Logan has never been very quick-witted!
While Su Zhou was getting along well with Wolverine, the two Deadpool had already started fighting each other.
As for the reason for their argument... they were debating who made the Deadpool movies so successful.
The answers were surprisingly consistent: Deadpool.
The only point of contention is who the real Deadpool is!
It started with verbal sparring, then escalated into physical fights, and finally became a veritable encyclopedia of unrestricted combat.
Four samurai swords were swung back and forth without any clanging or clashing of metal.
Neither of the Deadpool intended to let the other go, so they attacked each other with all their might;
They weren't afraid of being killed by the other party, so they didn't even bother to parry the other party's swords!
The sand was covered in the blood spilled by the two Deadpool during their fight. If Su Zhou and Wolverine hadn't been standing far away,
I'm afraid they'll both get soaked from head to toe!
"Hey, if we attack each other, we'll lose!"
Just as the two Deadpool were locked in a fierce battle, a voice that sounded righteous and awe-inspiring appeared.
The four people standing on the ground simultaneously looked up at the sky and saw a handsome blond man wearing a tattered cloak standing high above.
Then he jumped right off the road sign, landing like a classic superhero!
"Hey! Idiot, did you see that?! It's that Mind Stone superhero, a top-tier celebrity!"
"You don't know anything! Some people may look like Captain America, but they're actually Human Torch!"
"Fuck! Actors are all the same, he's got Captain America in him, he's bound to say that line!"
"Then I'll be Green Lantern. You wait until I find the ring, then I'll come and kill you!"
" Green Lantern? Sounds pretty awesome, you must be in the Justice League, right?!"
"That's because DC doesn't know its stuff, you don't know anything!"
Human Torch never expected that his carefully prepared entrance would be ignored so easily.
Two people dressed exactly alike started arguing and it never stopped; nobody even glanced at him.
As for the other two silent people, they didn't seem like normal people either.
A man dressed in a drab yellow uniform, looking somewhat like an old-school superhero;
A person dressed in black combat gear, looking more like a secret agent than a superhero?
"They're here!"
Despite preparing for so long, Human Torch still had to complete the procedures.
Pointing in a certain direction, a group of Mutants villains appeared in a convoy of all sorts of bizarre vehicles.
It must be said that Deadpool's commentary was spot on; if Su Zhou hadn't confirmed it repeatedly...
He might think this is the set of " Mad Max," and that he should at least pay some royalties to the film company!
Su Zhou hadn't noticed it when he watched the movie, but now that he was there, he realized it.
The car that the Mutants Toad rode in is the Fantastic Four's exclusive vehicle in the comics—a maglev car.
Thumbs up for the screenwriter's clever touch!
In short, this group of people surrounded Su Zhou and his group of five, seemingly intending to take them all away.
The two Deadpool finally stopped, but Su Zhou could no longer tell who was Deadpool and who was the Idiot.
Oh, I've figured it out. It's the one with the hole in its headgear—that's the Idiot!
Immediately afterwards, the Human Torch demonstrated his superpowers, leaping into the sky while engulfed in flames.
He launched a fire attack at the Pyro below, but the Pyro sucked all the flames off him.
He was hit hard in the groin by the metal frame as he fell from the sky, and then landed face-first on the ground!
Su Zhou felt a pang of pain as he looked at that familiar face. Although he knew that Human Torch's physique was special,
The impact was nothing to him; he'd be back to his old self in no time. But it looked really painful!
Su Zhou:(￣‸￣;)
Chris Evans, you've really worked hard! Although your salary is high, your sacrifices are also enormous!
They're planning to recoup their costs by selling you!
"We don't know this person!"
Wolverine decisively distanced himself from the situation, also distancing himself from the two Deadpool.
"I don't recognize either of those two in the red tights!"
Yes, we don't use Instagram!
Su Zhou decisively sided with Wolverine, but forgot that there were people who were naturally at odds with Wolverine!
Sabretooth from the original X-Men jumped out of the car, his ten fingernails becoming thick and long, and pointed at Wolverine, saying:
"You may not know them, but I know you!"
Seeing this, Su Zhou realized it was another destined showdown, so he could only pat Logan on the shoulder forcefully.
"Your brother, although it's the older version, you also played Wolverine in the older version."
You know, there may be many versions of Wolverine in this world, but you are still my favorite Wolverine!
"Shut up!"
Logan then realized he was wrong; this seemingly normal person was actually a Idiot.
They're already fighting tooth and nail, why are they rambling on and on about this?!
But then again, what did Su Zhou mean by that?