Su Zhou woke in a daze and felt another burst of intense pain in his chest.
After struggling to open his eyes, he found an unfamiliar transparent cover in front of him.
He had a respirator over his mouth, and his body was covered in densely packed electrodes.
His entire body was submerged in some unknown liquid. Even his crotch felt chilly!
[Super Vision] activated, and Su Zhou quickly took in his surroundings.
He seemed to be inside some kind of recuperation pod aboard a warship in space. Through the transparent cover of the pod,
Su Zhou could already see a sight that would have been absolutely impossible to see from Earth.
He could actually see two different continents at once?!
Su Zhou: (´ﾟωﾟ)?
Where the hell have I ended up? Am I even still in the country?
"Oh my God, Su Zhou, you're finally awake!"
Just as Su Zhou was still sorting out his thoughts, he heard a familiar voice.
Su Zhou would have recognized the owner of that voice even if he had been reduced to ashes.
Nicholas J. Fury!
"Looks like you should be more or less fine now. See? The Skrulls aren't completely useless.
"If we hadn't brought you into their warship's medical bay, Earth's medical technology wouldn't have been able to save you!"
Nick Fury still sported the same look, with an eyepatch and a dark face.
He was dressed in black from head to toe. Even the cast that had been on his hand was already gone.
It seemed the Skrulls' medical technology really was excellent. Not only could it save Su Zhou's life,
it could even heal the finger he had broken, skipping the slow healing process.
"You have no idea. Your body was absolutely flooded with adrenaline back then.
"Although that adrenaline kept you alive, it also put more strain on your heart..."
While Nick Fury chattered away outside the recuperation pod, boasting about the Skrulls' advanced technology,
Su Zhou checked his system in his mind instead. Before losing consciousness, he had only heard a "ding."
The shot he had fired before passing out had never been aimed at Obadiah in the first place.
He had aimed at the railing in front of Iron Monger!
The bullet had first ricocheted off the railing, then entered the armor through the gap underneath where the suit closed last.
It had then gone through Obadiah's chin and into his brain. That was why the armor had stopped moving before Su Zhou passed out.
It might have sounded a little absurd, but in a world like the DC Universe, where freaks were everywhere, [Deadshot]
could still make a name for himself as one of the stronger villains. There was a reason for that!
Combined with [Super Vision] to check his surroundings and [Bullet Time] to make sure his aim was right,
he had pulled off this seemingly impossible kill!
[Killed the story villain Iron Monger and stopped his evil plan. Justice Points +500] [Current Justice Points: 588]
Su Zhou: (✧◡✧)
* Awesome!!! *
One story villain was actually worth 500 ordinary goons?!
I've hit the jackpot this time!!!
"System, spend all 500 Justice Points on draws!"
Dee-doo, dee-doo~~~
Accompanied by the cheap sound effects ringing in his head, the enormous prize wheel began to spin.
What had originally been a single red pointer now split into five.
Before Su Zhou's disbelieving eyes, the prize wheel slowly came to a stop!
[Character trial card gift pack ×5: Just an ordinary gift pack containing a single-use character trial card.]
Looking at the gift packs he had drawn, Su Zhou could only marvel at the expertise!
This lousy system really seemed to have mastered the essence of gacha and probability. Its prize draws gave you gift packs!
"System, open all the gift packs."
[Character trial card: Bolt (Hairy black legs that run a hundred meters in 9.5 seconds. Fast as hell.)] [Character trial card: Third Brother (Bronze skin and iron bones. Only afraid of being made to wear tight shoes.)] [Character trial card: Chan Ka-Kui (Invincible as long as there is enough furniture around.)] [Character trial card: Ding Xiu (That girl was very moist~~~)] [Character trial card: Alfred (I am Black Tiger Alfred. Prepare to die!)] Tip: Each character trial card lasts only 300 seconds. They're called trial cards. What more do you want?
Su Zhou: (▼皿▼#)
If I weren't afraid that swearing would ruin my image of righteous integrity,
I'd damn well be sending my regards to the system's immediate family right now!
At least the few draws I painstakingly saved up for before gave me skills. What am I supposed to do with this pile of trial cards?
Although Third Brother's trial card was very useful and could practically give him 300 seconds of invincibility in this Marvel Universe,
the other character cards were rather hard to put into words!
There was no need to say much about Bolt. He was a world sprint champion, but he still seemed too slow for the Marvel Universe!
Chan Ka-Kui was known as the God of War of furniture stores, and Ding Xiu was among the absolute strongest fighters in Brotherhood of Blades.
But again, they were somewhat out of their depth in this Marvel Universe!
Only this character card with its obvious trash-talk trait, Black Tiger Alfred, looked like it had real potential!
Even in a world like Jackie Chan Adventures, with demons and sorcerers, he was still the strongest henchman at the villains' side!
But Alfred was a damned nuisance with no basic attacks, only skills, who spouted trash talk as he fought.
The persona Su Zhou had worked so hard to establish would collapse in an instant. Just thinking about it was terrifying!
Just as he and Thor were getting ready for a heated fight, he would suddenly leap up and launch the first attack,
then shout, "Crow Takes Flight!!!" Just imagining it felt like an entirely different style!
By then, his trash talk would probably spread from Earth all the way to Asgard!
If he encountered Thanos in the future... wouldn't it spread throughout the entire universe?!
Su Zhou shuddered instinctively, then reached out and knocked on the transparent cover in front of him.
First, he interrupted Nick Fury's boasting, then gestured for him to hurry up and get him out.
He didn't have a single scrap of cloth on him right now, and he really didn't want anyone staring straight at him like this.
It was far too explicit!
When Su Zhou was released from the pod, he already felt much better.
Apart from a little lingering pain in his heart, he felt fine everywhere else.
He wiped the unknown slime off his body with a towel, then wrapped a scarf around his lower half.
"This is a Skrull warship? You knew this warship existed all along, didn't you?"
"That's right. This warship has been flying in Earth's satellite orbit with its cloaking activated.
"But without my approval, ordinary Skrulls aren't allowed to leave the warship!"
Nick Fury felt he had victory in the bag. The aliens' superior technology was enough to make Su Zhou agree!
But Su Zhou instinctively patted himself down, found he wasn't carrying a gun, and could only purse his lips helplessly.
Looking at Nick Fury, who was still absorbed in showing off, he pointed at the craft outside the window and said,
"They can only leave the warship with your approval? Did you approve that craft heading toward Earth too?"
Nick: (´ﾟω●)?
"What craft?!"